Hello Aaron,

Kamala Harris is "the female Obama" who will save the world
this coming 2020. With the blessing of "the male Obama".

I'm pretty sure they're both male Obamas.

Kamala Harris is a woman, very much like Hillary Clinton,
only much darker being half Indian and half African American.

See how that works?

I'm sorry, I don't follow?

Barack Obama is half of one and half of another, just like
Kamala Harris.

Of course, when that happens, Tim is going to have to return
to New York, as he knows what Kamala Harris did, or is doing,
to his adopted state of California.

Tim who? I think we both listen to different news stations :)

Tim Allen. The guy who lost his show when Trump took office.

So. There you go. Unless Andrew Cuomo saves New York,

The poor little guy talks tough. I have mixed feelings about him; he's >finally given me the medical marijuana that I wanted, and he's about to top >it off with complete legalization, which is great, but I also have to
swallow
these gigantic pills called "clemency for 29 illegal immigrants," and that >hurts!

Since those immigrants are not here legally, the governor can
put them on a bus with a one-way ticket to their next destination.
Not sure Border Control can do that since the government shutdown
is still keeping them grounded.

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Tim Allen. The guy who lost his show when Trump took office.

It is back on now.

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Kamala Harris is a woman, very much like Hillary Clinton,
only much darker being half Indian and half African American.

You just ruined my Adam's apple joke!

Tim Allen. The guy who lost his show when Trump took office.

I love that guy! We need more people like him in NY.

Since those immigrants are not here legally, the governor can
put them on a bus with a one-way ticket to their next destination.
Not sure Border Control can do that since the government shutdown
is still keeping them grounded.

He's a nice guy though, nice to illegals. He's not bussing them anywhere;
he's letting them stay.

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Hello Mike,

Tim Allen. The guy who lost his show when Trump took office.

It is back on now.

Now if only Roseanne can find a new show.
She never did finish that song she sang at
the ballpark. Maybe another baseball team
will invite her to do an encore?

--Lee

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Tim Allen. The guy who lost his show when Trump took office.

It is back on now.

Now if only Roseanne can find a new show.
She never did finish that song she sang at
the ballpark. Maybe another baseball team
will invite her to do an encore?

LOL. She did not handle it well, but I actually felt a little sorry for
her. I think she was really trying and really could not sing it. I blame
the folks that stared booing her as much as I do her.

Maybe she was on ambien then, too??? :D

Mike

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Now if only Roseanne can find a new show.

I think she should collaborate with Kevin Hart and Robert Deniro. They can
make the ultimate anti-everybody show, offending gays, conservatives,
muslims, and blacks, all at the same time. They need to focus on their similarities and not their differences.

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Hello aaron!

08 Jan 19 16:36, you wrote to Lee Lofaso:

Now if only Roseanne can find a new show.

I think she should collaborate with Kevin Hart and Robert Deniro. They
can make the ultimate anti-everybody show, offending gays,
conservatives, muslims, and blacks, all at the same time. They need to focus on their similarities and not their differences.

That show already exists. it's called "South Park".



Mike


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That show already exists. it's called "South Park".

South Park does a great job. Family Guy finally did a anti-Trump episode too without getting too personal or political.

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South Park does a great job. Family Guy finally did a anti-Trump episode too without getting too personal or political.

I don't mind South Park because they poke fun at everyone. I do have some problems with comedy that only pokes fun at one side of an arguement or,
worse, does that and makes anyone who pokes fun at the other side seem
stupid and ill-informed.

Pot - Kettle - Black. :)

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some problems with comedy that only pokes fun at one side of an
arguement or, worse, does that and makes anyone who pokes fun at the
other side seem stupid and ill-informed.

I'm guilty of it at times. It's best that guys like me don't become writers
for tv shows.

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some problems with comedy that only pokes fun at one side of an arguement or, worse, does that and makes anyone who pokes fun at the other side seem stupid and ill-informed.

I'm guilty of it at times. It's best that guys like me don't become writers for tv shows.

I guess I should not be too hard on them. With the news folks making
things up these days, it is easy to go over the top. :)

Mike

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I guess I should not be too hard on them. With the news folks making things up these days, it is easy to go over the top. :)

It used to seem to me like I could believe anything on any news program.

For me, the fake news started about 9 years ago when I started watching Telemundo. They were first talking about realistic stuff, like about a murder case, or something, and then up next was a story about a woman who can read regular non-braile books by using her hands as eyes. (With her eyes closed.) Then I started to doubt every story on Telemundo as a result.

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Hello Aaron,

I guess I should not be too hard on them. With the news folks making >MP>things up these days, it is easy to go over the top. :)

It used to seem to me like I could believe anything on any news program.

For me, the fake news started about 9 years ago when I started watching >Telemundo. They were first talking about realistic stuff, like about a
murder
case, or something, and then up next was a story about a woman who can read >regular non-braile books by using her hands as eyes. (With her eyes closed.) >Then I started to doubt every story on Telemundo as a result.

I can do that! <grabbing Ouija board>

Let me show you how! <placing hands on Ouija board>

Did you see the message?

--Lee

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Hello Mike,

some problems with comedy that only pokes fun at one side of an >>MP>arguement or, worse, does that and makes anyone who pokes fun at the >>MP>other side seem stupid and ill-informed.

I'm guilty of it at times. It's best that guys like me don't become writers >>for tv shows.

I guess I should not be too hard on them. With the news folks making
things up these days, it is easy to go over the top. :)

Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, and Sean Hannity are doing pretty
well for themselves these days. With the President himself being
their biggest fan.

On the other side of the coin is Chuck Todd, Rachel Maddow,
and Don Lemon. They are also on the President's mind ...

--Lee

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Let me show you how! <placing hands on Ouija board>

Wow! I was being too judgemental! It really works!

Did you see the message?

Such nasty language! :)

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Hello Aaron,

Let me show you how! <placing hands on Ouija board>

Wow! I was being too judgemental! It really works!

Yes, it does!
Just imagine who you meet in those Ouija sessions!

Did you see the message?

Such nasty language! :)

Yeah. You might want to wear earplugs during those sessions.
You never know who (or what) might show up.

"Red Lights" - starring Robert DeNiro as a genuine psychic.
Sigourney Weaver is also in the film, as his harshest critic.
She was in for the shock of her life ...

How much do you want to believe?

--Lee

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