• Monster Storm

    From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to All on Wed Oct 7 00:22:09 2020
    Hello Everybody,

    My car has a flat tire.
    And a dead battery.
    A monster storm is approaching.
    Bigger than Katrina.
    Headed straight for me.
    I do have a pirogue.
    And a paddle.
    But nobody can paddle a pirogue fast enough
    to escape what is coming my way.
    Hurricane Delta. Category 4, soon to be Category 5.

    Hurricane Katrina was a mere Category 3 storm, and
    only nicked the city of New Orleans.
    Not even dogs and cats will escape this one.

    And to think, assuming I somehow survive this one,
    another is close behind, heading in the same direction.

    That's right. Hurricane Gamma.

    I am doomed. I tell you. Doomed. Truly doomed ...

    Your soon to be deceased,
    --Lee

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  • From Ward Dossche@2:292/854 to All on Wed Oct 7 07:47:17 2020
    I am doomed. I tell you. Doomed. Truly doomed ...

    Your soon to be deceased,

    The lengths at which some people will go to have me write an obituary about them...

    Try someone else...

    \%/@rd

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  • From Björn Felten@2:203/2 to Lee Lofaso on Wed Oct 7 15:25:13 2020
    Hurricane Delta. Category 4, soon to be Category 5.

    The water temperature south of Louisiana begs to differ. It has to be 26C or more to maintain the hurricane's strength, but it's much lower. It will be reduced to cat 2 or less by landfall.

    BTW, why don't you ask Bunker Boy to ask his bosom buddy in North Korea to send a nuke into the eye of the hurricane. That'll take care of things, we know, because that has the stable genius in the WH said.

    Well, climate change is just a hoax anyway (according to Bunker Boy), so the hurricane will disappear like a miracle.



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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to Ward Dossche on Thu Oct 8 02:20:59 2020
    Hello Ward,

    I am doomed. I tell you. Doomed. Truly doomed ...

    Your soon to be deceased,

    The lengths at which some people will go to have me write an obituary
    about
    them...

    Try someone else...

    One day, I will succeed.

    One day, so will you.

    Which is why we should all write own obituaries.

    Before, not after, we run out of time.

    I am actually being serious about this.

    Read the obituaries in the NYT.
    They are the best.
    Written by world-class journalists.

    How many local newspapers can claim the same?
    None, and I mean none, can even approach that level
    of accuracy and professionalism.

    The only way I can top that is to write it myself.

    --Lee

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to Björn Felten on Thu Oct 8 02:21:05 2020
    Hello Bj”rn,

    Hurricane Delta. Category 4, soon to be Category 5.

    The water temperature south of Louisiana begs to differ. It has to be 26C
    or
    more to maintain the hurricane's strength, but it's much lower. It will
    be
    reduced to cat 2 or less by landfall.

    Only because Donald Trump was in the hospital. But he's out now.
    And says he is just fine. Will be at the debate next week to do battle
    with his nemesis, Joe Biden.

    BTW, why don't you ask Bunker Boy to ask his bosom buddy in North Korea
    to
    send a nuke into the eye of the hurricane. That'll take care of things,
    we
    know, because that has the stable genius in the WH said.

    You do not understand. According to TIME magazine, Donald Trump
    is one of the favorites to win the 2020 Nobel Peace Prize. Along
    with Black Lives Matter. And Sweden's sweetheart, Greta Thunberg
    (TIME's 2019 Person of the Year). Nuking a hurricane before the
    awards are presented will not win him any honors.

    Well, climate change is just a hoax anyway (according to Bunker Boy), so
    the
    hurricane will disappear like a miracle.

    Of course it will. Just like the election will go away. Once
    it has been determined it was rigged, and his USSC declares it
    null and void.

    --Lee

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  • From Nick Andre@1:229/426 to Lee Lofaso on Thu Oct 8 08:20:36 2020
    On 08 Oct 20 02:20:59, Lee Lofaso said the following to Ward Dossche:

    One day, I will succeed.

    One day, when you and some others finally fuck off, eat shit and die, I will pay my respects by enjoying a nice comfortable bowel movement.

    Nick

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  • From Björn Felten@2:203/2 to Nick Andre on Thu Oct 8 17:09:20 2020
    One day, when you and some others finally fuck off, eat shit and die, I will pay my respects by enjoying a nice comfortable bowel movement.

    What a nice person you are...



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  • From Dan Clough@1:123/115 to Nick Andre on Thu Oct 8 10:01:00 2020
    Nick Andre wrote to Lee Lofaso <=-

    On 08 Oct 20 02:20:59, Lee Lofaso said the following to Ward
    Dossche:

    One day, I will succeed.

    One day, when you and some others finally fuck off, eat shit and
    die, I will pay my respects by enjoying a nice comfortable bowel
    movement.

    Finally, some actual and meaningful content in this sewer of an
    echo! I'll be doing the same!



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  • From David Drummond@3:640/305 to Nick Andre on Fri Oct 9 06:17:05 2020
    On 8/10/2020 23:20, 1229/426 wrote:

    One day, I will succeed.

    One day, when you and some others finally fuck off, eat shit and die, I
    will
    pay my respects by enjoying a nice comfortable bowel movement.

    Don't hold back, tell him how you really feel.

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    David

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  • From David Drummond@3:640/305 to Dan Clough on Fri Oct 9 06:18:17 2020
    On 9/10/2020 01:01, 1123/115 wrote:

    Finally, some actual and meaningful content in this sewer of an
    echo!

    You like to wallow in sewers?

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    Regards
    David

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to Björn Felten on Thu Oct 8 23:14:39 2020
    Hello Bj”rn,

    One day, when you and some others finally fuck off, eat shit and die, I
    will pay my respects by enjoying a nice comfortable bowel movement.

    What a nice person you are...

    Not to worry. He's from America Jr.

    --Lee

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  • From Nick Andre@1:229/426 to David Drummond on Thu Oct 8 19:33:04 2020
    On 09 Oct 20 06:17:05, David Drummond said the following to Nick Andre:

    One day, when you and some others finally fuck off, eat shit and die,
    will
    pay my respects by enjoying a nice comfortable bowel movement.

    Don't hold back, tell him how you really feel.

    If I could visit the land-down-under and spend some time, I'd enjoy that.

    You can make me a vegemite sandwich...

    Nick

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  • From Greg Youngblood@1:123/130 to David Drummond on Thu Oct 8 20:56:59 2020
    Don't hold back, tell him how you really feel.


    Laughing now that was a good reply I haven't thought of in a while!

    -Havok

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  • From Mike Miller@1:154/30.1 to Nick Andre on Thu Oct 8 23:22:53 2020
    Hello, Nick Andre.
    On 10/8/20 8:20 AM you wrote:

    On 08 Oct 20 02:20:59, Lee Lofaso said the following to Ward
    Dossche:
    One day, I will succeed.
    One day, when you and some others finally fuck off, eat shit and
    die, I will pay my respects by enjoying a nice comfortable bowel movement.
    Wait, so you're saying you're horribly constipated? That explains so much!
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  • From Nick Andre@1:229/426 to Mike Miller on Fri Oct 9 01:08:03 2020
    On 08 Oct 20 23:22:53, Mike Miller said the following to Nick Andre:

    One day, when you and some others finally fuck off, eat shit and die, I will pay my respects by enjoying a nice comfortable bowel movement.
    Wait, so you're saying you're horribly constipated? That explains so much!

    Actually, much like Bjorn's USA bashing, my shit is regular and constant.

    Nick

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  • From Oli@2:280/464.47 to Nick Andre on Fri Oct 9 15:50:11 2020
    Nick wrote (2020-10-08):

    On 08 Oct 20 02:20:59, Lee Lofaso said the following to Ward Dossche:

    One day, I will succeed.

    One day, when you and some others finally fuck off, eat shit and die, I will pay my respects by enjoying a nice comfortable bowel movement.

    hear hear. the zone clown #1 has vomited on his input device ...

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  • From Oli@2:280/464.47 to Dan Clough on Fri Oct 9 15:50:45 2020
    Dan wrote (2020-10-08):

    Finally, some actual and meaningful content in this sewer of an
    echo! I'll be doing the same!

    eat shit and die?

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  • From Nick Andre@1:229/426 to Oli on Fri Oct 9 11:24:30 2020
    On 09 Oct 20 15:50:11, Oli said the following to Nick Andre:

    hear hear. the zone clown #1 has vomited on his input device ...

    Your homosexual feelings for me are on full display... your only messages consisting of childish insults and the unhealthy obsession about the hat.

    Nick

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  • From David Drummond@3:640/305 to Nick Andre on Sat Oct 10 14:58:19 2020
    On 9/10/2020 10:33, 1229/426 wrote:

      NA> One day, when you and some others finally fuck off, eat shit and die, will
      NA> pay my respects by enjoying a nice comfortable bowel movement.

    Don't hold back, tell him how you really feel.

    If I could visit the land-down-under and spend some time, I'd enjoy that.

    You'd find it somewhat different from your northern climes.

    You can make me a vegemite sandwich...

    Probably not - I don't consume the stuff and therefore do not have it in my larder.

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    Regards
    David

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  • From David Drummond@3:640/305 to Nick Andre on Sat Oct 10 15:00:29 2020
    On 9/10/2020 16:08, 1229/426 wrote:

    Wait, so you're saying you're horribly constipated? That explains so much!

    Actually, much like Bjorn's USA bashing, my shit is regular and constant.

    You may not like Australia then - "taking the piss out of yanks" is a national pastime.

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    Regards
    David

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  • From Björn Felten@2:203/2 to David Drummond on Tue Oct 13 07:53:31 2020
    Actually, much like Bjorn's USA bashing, my shit is regular and constant.

    You may not like Australia then - "taking the piss out of yanks" is a national pastime.

    Don't let Nick's lies get to you. My alleged USA bashing is severely way above your commendable taking the piss out of yanks.

    Only a few rare Canuck, severely brainwashed, US wannabes, will think of criticising USA debatable as bashing.

    Maybe said Canuck haven't even learned how to properly pledge allegiance to Her Majesty The Queen? Including of course promises to respect other people and their constitutional right to question what their elected leaders decide.

    Unheard of in a bipartisan society whose name we will not mention here unless we will for ever get stamped as <insert country>-bashers.



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  • From Jeff Smith@2:250/1 to Nick Andre on Thu Oct 8 11:37:20 2020
    Hello Nick,

    On 08 Oct 20 02:20:59, Lee Lofaso said the following to Ward Dossche:

    One day, I will succeed.

    One day, when you and some others finally fuck off, eat shit and die, I will pay my respects by enjoying a nice comfortable bowel movement.

    Nick, how do you really feel? :)

    Jeff


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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to Björn Felten on Wed Oct 14 04:29:54 2020
    Hello Bj”rn,

    Actually, much like Bjorn's USA bashing, my shit is regular and
    constant.

    You may not like Australia then - "taking the piss out of yanks" is a
    national pastime.

    Don't let Nick's lies get to you. My alleged USA bashing is severely way above your commendable taking the piss out of yanks.

    Not a problem. I'll just create some taglines in French.

    Only a few rare Canuck, severely brainwashed, US wannabes, will think of criticising USA debatable as bashing.

    Yeah, like we really needed their help winning World War II.

    Maybe said Canuck haven't even learned how to properly pledge allegiance
    to
    Her Majesty The Queen?

    She still owes us an apology for what was done to us in Acadie.

    Including of course promises to respect other people and their constitutional right to question what their elected leaders decide.

    You really gotta be kiddin' me. Before there even was an America,
    the Crown did what it did, sending us into exile. And no King, or
    Queen, has ever apologized. Remember, we spoke French and could
    not understand a single word an English man (or English woman) was
    saying ...

    Unheard of in a bipartisan society whose name we will not mention here unless we will for ever get stamped as <insert country>-bashers.

    Who is the President of Canada?

    --Lee

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