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I've Got My Fries On You
From
Jay Harris
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on Sun Apr 9 02:24:37 2023
A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries.
"Sounds great," said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some.
He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container.
"Wait a minute," the boy said. "Those don't look fat-free."
"Sure they are," the cook said. "We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!"
--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A49 2023/03/14 (Linux/64)
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