• [GCFL.net] Thanksgiving Funeral

    From Lord Time@316:77/1 to All on Tue Dec 29 00:04:12 2020
    We've been told that only 6 people are allowed to meet for Thanksgiving, but 30 for a funeral.

    Thus we will be holding a funeral for our pet turkey, which will pass away on November 26, 2020.

    Refreshments will be provided. In lieu of flowers please bring a side or dessert.

    Received from Phil Wilford.
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  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to Lord Time on Wed Dec 30 17:39:00 2020
    We've been told that only 6 people are allowed to meet for
    Thanksgiving, but 30 for a funeral.

    Thus we will be holding a funeral for our pet turkey, which will pass
    away on November 26, 2020.

    Refreshments will be provided. In lieu of flowers please bring a side
    or dessert.

    In a word, really. <G>

    Daryl

    ... What are turkeys thankful for?? Vegeterians.
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