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Cold Weather Is Relative
From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Fri Mar 19 00:05:47 2021
The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees are in Fahrenheit):
50 above - New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.
40 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.
35 above - Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows
down.
32 above - Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.
20 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on
a t-shirt.
15 above - Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go
swimming.
Zero - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the
last cook-out before it gets cold.
10 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flagpoles.
20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on alight
jacket.
40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.
60 below - Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling
cookies door to door.
80 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down
their ear flaps.
173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they
can't thaw their kegs.
297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows
complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying
"Cold'nuff for ya?"
500 below - Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
--- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Sat Jun 19 00:04:35 2021
The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees are in Fahrenheit):
50 above - New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.
40 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.
35 above - Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows
down.
32 above - Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.
20 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on
a t-shirt.
15 above - Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go
swimming.
Zero - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the
last cook-out before it gets cold.
10 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flagpoles.
20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on alight
jacket.
40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.
60 below - Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling
cookies door to door.
80 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down
their ear flaps.
173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they
can't thaw their kegs.
297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows
complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying
"Cold'nuff for ya?"
500 below - Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Sun Sep 19 00:04:37 2021
The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees are in Fahrenheit):
50 above - New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.
40 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.
35 above - Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows
down.
32 above - Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.
20 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on
a t-shirt.
15 above - Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go
swimming.
Zero - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the
last cook-out before it gets cold.
10 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flagpoles.
20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on alight
jacket.
40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.
60 below - Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling
cookies door to door.
80 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down
their ear flaps.
173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they
can't thaw their kegs.
297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows
complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying
"Cold'nuff for ya?"
500 below - Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/9 to
All on Sat Mar 19 00:06:18 2022
The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees are in Fahrenheit):
50 above - New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.
40 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.
35 above - Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows
down.
32 above - Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.
20 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on
a t-shirt.
15 above - Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go
swimming.
Zero - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the
last cook-out before it gets cold.
10 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flagpoles.
20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on alight
jacket.
40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.
60 below - Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling
cookies door to door.
80 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down
their ear flaps.
173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they
can't thaw their kegs.
297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows
complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying
"Cold'nuff for ya?"
500 below - Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Sun Jun 19 00:18:26 2022
The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees are in Fahrenheit):
50 above - New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.
40 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.
35 above - Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows
down.
32 above - Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.
20 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on
a t-shirt.
15 above - Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go
swimming.
Zero - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the
last cook-out before it gets cold.
10 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flagpoles.
20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on alight
jacket.
40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.
60 below - Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling
cookies door to door.
80 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down
their ear flaps.
173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they
can't thaw their kegs.
297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows
complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying
"Cold'nuff for ya?"
500 below - Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Mon Dec 19 00:04:48 2022
The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees are in Fahrenheit):
50 above - New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.
40 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.
35 above - Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows
down.
32 above - Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.
20 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on
a t-shirt.
15 above - Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go
swimming.
Zero - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the
last cook-out before it gets cold.
10 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flagpoles.
20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on alight
jacket.
40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.
60 below - Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling
cookies door to door.
80 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down
their ear flaps.
173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they
can't thaw their kegs.
297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows
complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying
"Cold'nuff for ya?"
500 below - Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Sun Mar 19 00:04:39 2023
The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees are in Fahrenheit):
50 above - New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.
40 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.
35 above - Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows
down.
32 above - Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.
20 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on
a t-shirt.
15 above - Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go
swimming.
Zero - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the
last cook-out before it gets cold.
10 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flagpoles.
20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on alight
jacket.
40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.
60 below - Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling
cookies door to door.
80 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down
their ear flaps.
173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they
can't thaw their kegs.
297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows
complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying
"Cold'nuff for ya?"
500 below - Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/9 to
All on Mon Jun 19 00:04:28 2023
The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees are in Fahrenheit):
50 above - New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.
40 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.
35 above - Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows
down.
32 above - Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.
20 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on
a t-shirt.
15 above - Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go
swimming.
Zero - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the
last cook-out before it gets cold.
10 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flagpoles.
20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on alight
jacket.
40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.
60 below - Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling
cookies door to door.
80 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down
their ear flaps.
173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they
can't thaw their kegs.
297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows
complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying
"Cold'nuff for ya?"
500 below - Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)