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  • Re: Joke of the Day

    From Black Panther@316:36/17 to Daryl Stout on Wed Apr 14 14:38:38 2021
    On 14 Apr 2021, 12:44p, Daryl Stout said the following...

    middle of the state. "Don't lie to me," he said.
    "I looked on the map, and Florida is a very
    thin state."

    He needs to stay home.

    He probably also looks at the map and thinks the flight is only a few minutes long, as Florida is only about 3 inches away... ;)


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  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to Black Panther on Wed Apr 14 19:23:00 2021
    Dan,

    middle of the state. "Don't lie to me," he said.
    "I looked on the map, and Florida is a very
    thin state."

    He needs to stay home.

    He probably also looks at the map and thinks the flight is only a few minutes long, as Florida is only about 3 inches away... ;)

    The legroom on board must be hellaciously cramped as well. :P

    Daryl

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