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Proof Of Stupidity
From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Fri Sep 25 00:06:36 2020
Proof of Stupidity
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods.
1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". (Gee, that's
the only time I have to work on my hair)
2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside". (Evidently, the shoplifter
special)
3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how ...?)
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions:
Defrost." (But it's *just* a suggestion)
5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box) "Do
not turn upside down". (Oops, too late!)
6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after
heating". (As night follows the day ...)
7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on
body". (But wouldn't this save even more time?)
8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication". (We could do a
lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could
just get those 5-year-olds with colds off those forklifts.)
9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness". (One
would hope)
10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor
use only". (As opposed to what?)
11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other
use". (I gotta admit, I'm curious).
12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts". (NEWS
FLASH,Hello!)
13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open
packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Fly Delta).
14. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does
not enable you to fly". (I don't blame the company, I blame
parents for this one.)
15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with
your hands or genitals". (Was there a chance of this happening
somewhere?)
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Thu Oct 29 05:32:54 2020
Proof of Stupidity
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods.
1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". (Gee, that's
the only time I have to work on my hair)
2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside". (Evidently, the shoplifter
special)
3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how ...?)
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions:
Defrost." (But it's *just* a suggestion)
5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box) "Do
not turn upside down". (Oops, too late!)
6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after
heating". (As night follows the day ...)
7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on
body". (But wouldn't this save even more time?)
8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication". (We could do a
lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could
just get those 5-year-olds with colds off those forklifts.)
9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness". (One
would hope)
10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor
use only". (As opposed to what?)
11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other
use". (I gotta admit, I'm curious).
12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts". (NEWS
FLASH,Hello!)
13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open
packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Fly Delta).
14. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does
not enable you to fly". (I don't blame the company, I blame
parents for this one.)
15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with
your hands or genitals". (Was there a chance of this happening
somewhere?)
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Wed Aug 25 00:03:44 2021
Proof of Stupidity
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods.
1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". (Gee, that's
the only time I have to work on my hair)
2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside". (Evidently, the shoplifter
special)
3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how ...?)
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions:
Defrost." (But it's *just* a suggestion)
5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box) "Do
not turn upside down". (Oops, too late!)
6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after
heating". (As night follows the day ...)
7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on
body". (But wouldn't this save even more time?)
8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication". (We could do a
lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could
just get those 5-year-olds with colds off those forklifts.)
9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness". (One
would hope)
10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor
use only". (As opposed to what?)
11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other
use". (I gotta admit, I'm curious).
12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts". (NEWS
FLASH,Hello!)
13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open
packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Fly Delta).
14. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does
not enable you to fly". (I don't blame the company, I blame
parents for this one.)
15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with
your hands or genitals". (Was there a chance of this happening
somewhere?)
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Thu Nov 25 08:21:41 2021
Proof of Stupidity
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods.
1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". (Gee, that's
the only time I have to work on my hair)
2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside". (Evidently, the shoplifter
special)
3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how ...?)
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions:
Defrost." (But it's *just* a suggestion)
5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box) "Do
not turn upside down". (Oops, too late!)
6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after
heating". (As night follows the day ...)
7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on
body". (But wouldn't this save even more time?)
8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication". (We could do a
lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could
just get those 5-year-olds with colds off those forklifts.)
9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness". (One
would hope)
10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor
use only". (As opposed to what?)
11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other
use". (I gotta admit, I'm curious).
12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts". (NEWS
FLASH,Hello!)
13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open
packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Fly Delta).
14. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does
not enable you to fly". (I don't blame the company, I blame
parents for this one.)
15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with
your hands or genitals". (Was there a chance of this happening
somewhere?)
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/9 to
All on Fri Feb 25 00:04:16 2022
Proof of Stupidity
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods.
1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". (Gee, that's
the only time I have to work on my hair)
2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside". (Evidently, the shoplifter
special)
3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how ...?)
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions:
Defrost." (But it's *just* a suggestion)
5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box) "Do
not turn upside down". (Oops, too late!)
6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after
heating". (As night follows the day ...)
7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on
body". (But wouldn't this save even more time?)
8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication". (We could do a
lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could
just get those 5-year-olds with colds off those forklifts.)
9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness". (One
would hope)
10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor
use only". (As opposed to what?)
11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other
use". (I gotta admit, I'm curious).
12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts". (NEWS
FLASH,Hello!)
13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open
packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Fly Delta).
14. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does
not enable you to fly". (I don't blame the company, I blame
parents for this one.)
15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with
your hands or genitals". (Was there a chance of this happening
somewhere?)
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Thu Aug 25 00:04:10 2022
Proof of Stupidity
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods.
1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". (Gee, that's
the only time I have to work on my hair)
2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside". (Evidently, the shoplifter
special)
3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how ...?)
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions:
Defrost." (But it's *just* a suggestion)
5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box) "Do
not turn upside down". (Oops, too late!)
6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after
heating". (As night follows the day ...)
7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on
body". (But wouldn't this save even more time?)
8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication". (We could do a
lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could
just get those 5-year-olds with colds off those forklifts.)
9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness". (One
would hope)
10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor
use only". (As opposed to what?)
11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other
use". (I gotta admit, I'm curious).
12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts". (NEWS
FLASH,Hello!)
13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open
packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Fly Delta).
14. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does
not enable you to fly". (I don't blame the company, I blame
parents for this one.)
15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with
your hands or genitals". (Was there a chance of this happening
somewhere?)
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Sat Feb 25 00:04:54 2023
Proof of Stupidity
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods.
1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". (Gee, that's
the only time I have to work on my hair)
2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside". (Evidently, the shoplifter
special)
3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how ...?)
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions:
Defrost." (But it's *just* a suggestion)
5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box) "Do
not turn upside down". (Oops, too late!)
6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after
heating". (As night follows the day ...)
7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on
body". (But wouldn't this save even more time?)
8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication". (We could do a
lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could
just get those 5-year-olds with colds off those forklifts.)
9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness". (One
would hope)
10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor
use only". (As opposed to what?)
11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other
use". (I gotta admit, I'm curious).
12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts". (NEWS
FLASH,Hello!)
13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open
packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Fly Delta).
14. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does
not enable you to fly". (I don't blame the company, I blame
parents for this one.)
15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with
your hands or genitals". (Was there a chance of this happening
somewhere?)
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/9 to
All on Thu May 25 00:04:17 2023
Proof of Stupidity
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods.
1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". (Gee, that's
the only time I have to work on my hair)
2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside". (Evidently, the shoplifter
special)
3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how ...?)
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions:
Defrost." (But it's *just* a suggestion)
5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box) "Do
not turn upside down". (Oops, too late!)
6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after
heating". (As night follows the day ...)
7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on
body". (But wouldn't this save even more time?)
8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication". (We could do a
lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could
just get those 5-year-olds with colds off those forklifts.)
9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness". (One
would hope)
10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor
use only". (As opposed to what?)
11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other
use". (I gotta admit, I'm curious).
12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts". (NEWS
FLASH,Hello!)
13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open
packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Fly Delta).
14. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does
not enable you to fly". (I don't blame the company, I blame
parents for this one.)
15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with
your hands or genitals". (Was there a chance of this happening
somewhere?)
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)