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The Months With A Blond
From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Sat Oct 10 00:07:46 2020
A blonde's year:
January: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March: Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
Box said ' 2-4 years!'
April: Trapped on escalator for hours ... Power went out!!!
May: Tried to make Kool Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June: Tried to go water skiing....... Couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July: Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... Learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August: Got locked out of my car in rain storm...... Car swamped
because soft-top was open.
September: The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October: Hate M & M's..... They are so hard to peel.
November: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .... Instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!
December: Couldn't call 911. 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button
on the stupid phone!!!
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Wed Mar 10 00:05:44 2021
A blonde's year:
January: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March: Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
Box said ' 2-4 years!'
April: Trapped on escalator for hours ... Power went out!!!
May: Tried to make Kool Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June: Tried to go water skiing....... Couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July: Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... Learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August: Got locked out of my car in rain storm...... Car swamped
because soft-top was open.
September: The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October: Hate M & M's..... They are so hard to peel.
November: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .... Instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!
December: Couldn't call 911. 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button
on the stupid phone!!!
--- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Fri Sep 10 00:04:48 2021
A blonde's year:
January: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March: Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
Box said ' 2-4 years!'
April: Trapped on escalator for hours ... Power went out!!!
May: Tried to make Kool Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June: Tried to go water skiing....... Couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July: Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... Learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August: Got locked out of my car in rain storm...... Car swamped
because soft-top was open.
September: The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October: Hate M & M's..... They are so hard to peel.
November: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .... Instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!
December: Couldn't call 911. 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button
on the stupid phone!!!
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/9 to
All on Thu Mar 10 00:05:01 2022
A blonde's year:
January: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March: Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
Box said ' 2-4 years!'
April: Trapped on escalator for hours ... Power went out!!!
May: Tried to make Kool Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June: Tried to go water skiing....... Couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July: Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... Learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August: Got locked out of my car in rain storm...... Car swamped
because soft-top was open.
September: The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October: Hate M & M's..... They are so hard to peel.
November: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .... Instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!
December: Couldn't call 911. 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button
on the stupid phone!!!
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Fri Jun 10 00:05:36 2022
A blonde's year:
January: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March: Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
Box said ' 2-4 years!'
April: Trapped on escalator for hours ... Power went out!!!
May: Tried to make Kool Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June: Tried to go water skiing....... Couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July: Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... Learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August: Got locked out of my car in rain storm...... Car swamped
because soft-top was open.
September: The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October: Hate M & M's..... They are so hard to peel.
November: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .... Instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!
December: Couldn't call 911. 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button
on the stupid phone!!!
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Sat Sep 10 00:05:43 2022
A blonde's year:
January: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March: Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
Box said ' 2-4 years!'
April: Trapped on escalator for hours ... Power went out!!!
May: Tried to make Kool Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June: Tried to go water skiing....... Couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July: Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... Learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August: Got locked out of my car in rain storm...... Car swamped
because soft-top was open.
September: The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October: Hate M & M's..... They are so hard to peel.
November: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .... Instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!
December: Couldn't call 911. 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button
on the stupid phone!!!
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Sat Dec 10 00:04:52 2022
A blonde's year:
January: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March: Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
Box said ' 2-4 years!'
April: Trapped on escalator for hours ... Power went out!!!
May: Tried to make Kool Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June: Tried to go water skiing....... Couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July: Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... Learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August: Got locked out of my car in rain storm...... Car swamped
because soft-top was open.
September: The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October: Hate M & M's..... They are so hard to peel.
November: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .... Instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!
December: Couldn't call 911. 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button
on the stupid phone!!!
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Fri Mar 10 00:04:16 2023
A blonde's year:
January: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March: Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
Box said ' 2-4 years!'
April: Trapped on escalator for hours ... Power went out!!!
May: Tried to make Kool Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June: Tried to go water skiing....... Couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July: Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... Learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August: Got locked out of my car in rain storm...... Car swamped
because soft-top was open.
September: The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October: Hate M & M's..... They are so hard to peel.
November: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .... Instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!
December: Couldn't call 911. 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button
on the stupid phone!!!
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)