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Humor On The City Bus
From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Sat Oct 10 00:08:12 2020
A lady about 8 months pregnant, got on a bus, and she noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time, the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to
the driver, and had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The young man replied:
"Well, Your Honor, it was like this".
"When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition
(being pregnant). She sat down under a sign that said, ''The Double Mint
Twins are coming'', and I grinned."
"She moved to another seat, and then sat under a sign that said ''Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling'', and I had to smile.
"Then, she moved to yet another seat, and sat under a sign that said ''William's Big Stick Did The Trick'', and I could hardly contain myself."
"But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time, and sat under a sign
that said ''Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'', I just
lost it".
To which, the judge banged his gavel on the desk, and shouted "CASE DISMISSED!!".
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Tue Oct 13 00:07:39 2020
A lady about 8 months pregnant, got on a bus, and she noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time, the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to
the driver, and had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The young man replied:
"Well, Your Honor, it was like this".
"When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition
(being pregnant). She sat down under a sign that said, ''The Double Mint
Twins are coming'', and I grinned."
"She moved to another seat, and then sat under a sign that said ''Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling'', and I had to smile.
"Then, she moved to yet another seat, and sat under a sign that said ''William's Big Stick Did The Trick'', and I could hardly contain myself."
"But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time, and sat under a sign
that said ''Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'', I just
lost it".
To which, the judge banged his gavel on the desk, and shouted "CASE DISMISSED!!".
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Wed Mar 10 00:06:06 2021
A lady about 8 months pregnant, got on a bus, and she noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time, the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to
the driver, and had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The young man replied:
"Well, Your Honor, it was like this".
"When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition
(being pregnant). She sat down under a sign that said, ''The Double Mint
Twins are coming'', and I grinned."
"She moved to another seat, and then sat under a sign that said ''Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling'', and I had to smile.
"Then, she moved to yet another seat, and sat under a sign that said ''William's Big Stick Did The Trick'', and I could hardly contain myself."
"But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time, and sat under a sign
that said ''Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'', I just
lost it".
To which, the judge banged his gavel on the desk, and shouted "CASE DISMISSED!!".
--- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Sat Mar 13 00:05:18 2021
A lady about 8 months pregnant, got on a bus, and she noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time, the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to
the driver, and had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The young man replied:
"Well, Your Honor, it was like this".
"When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition
(being pregnant). She sat down under a sign that said, ''The Double Mint
Twins are coming'', and I grinned."
"She moved to another seat, and then sat under a sign that said ''Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling'', and I had to smile.
"Then, she moved to yet another seat, and sat under a sign that said ''William's Big Stick Did The Trick'', and I could hardly contain myself."
"But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time, and sat under a sign
that said ''Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'', I just
lost it".
To which, the judge banged his gavel on the desk, and shouted "CASE DISMISSED!!".
--- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Fri Sep 10 00:05:11 2021
A lady about 8 months pregnant, got on a bus, and she noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time, the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to
the driver, and had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The young man replied:
"Well, Your Honor, it was like this".
"When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition
(being pregnant). She sat down under a sign that said, ''The Double Mint
Twins are coming'', and I grinned."
"She moved to another seat, and then sat under a sign that said ''Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling'', and I had to smile.
"Then, she moved to yet another seat, and sat under a sign that said ''William's Big Stick Did The Trick'', and I could hardly contain myself."
"But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time, and sat under a sign
that said ''Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'', I just
lost it".
To which, the judge banged his gavel on the desk, and shouted "CASE DISMISSED!!".
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Fri Dec 10 00:08:31 2021
A lady about 8 months pregnant, got on a bus, and she noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time, the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to
the driver, and had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The young man replied:
"Well, Your Honor, it was like this".
"When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition
(being pregnant). She sat down under a sign that said, ''The Double Mint
Twins are coming'', and I grinned."
"She moved to another seat, and then sat under a sign that said ''Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling'', and I had to smile.
"Then, she moved to yet another seat, and sat under a sign that said ''William's Big Stick Did The Trick'', and I could hardly contain myself."
"But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time, and sat under a sign
that said ''Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'', I just
lost it".
To which, the judge banged his gavel on the desk, and shouted "CASE DISMISSED!!".
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/9 to
All on Thu Mar 10 00:05:28 2022
A lady about 8 months pregnant, got on a bus, and she noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time, the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to
the driver, and had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The young man replied:
"Well, Your Honor, it was like this".
"When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition
(being pregnant). She sat down under a sign that said, ''The Double Mint
Twins are coming'', and I grinned."
"She moved to another seat, and then sat under a sign that said ''Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling'', and I had to smile.
"Then, she moved to yet another seat, and sat under a sign that said ''William's Big Stick Did The Trick'', and I could hardly contain myself."
"But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time, and sat under a sign
that said ''Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'', I just
lost it".
To which, the judge banged his gavel on the desk, and shouted "CASE DISMISSED!!".
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)
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From
Mike Dippel@316:36/57 to
Daryl Stout on Thu Mar 10 08:30:24 2022
On 3/10/2022 12:11 AM, Daryl Stout wrote to All:
A lady about 8 months pregnant, got on a bus, and she noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
And then there is the story of a lady that was trying to board the bus but her dress was
so tight she couldn't lift her leg to get on. To fix this, she reached back and lowered her
zipper a little, but still couldn't get on. She lowered it again but still couldn't get on. So
she thought, "All the way down".
Just then, a man in line behind her lifted her up onto the bus and kissed her.
She slapped him and yelled, "Fresh!" To which he responded, "Well. After you lowered
my zipper the third time I thought we were at least good friends".
Mike Dippel
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* Origin: The Hobby Line! BBS - hobbylinebbs.com (316:36/57)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/9 to
Mike Dippel on Thu Mar 10 14:09:00 2022
Mike,
She slapped him and yelled, "Fresh!" To which he responded, "Well.
After you lowered my zipper the third time I thought we were at least
good friends".
I've heard a variation of that, and it's still a scream. I would've
loved to have seen the look on her face after his reply. <G>
Daryl
... To the guy who invented zero: Thanks for nothing
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--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Fri Jun 10 00:06:17 2022
A lady about 8 months pregnant, got on a bus, and she noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time, the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to
the driver, and had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The young man replied:
"Well, Your Honor, it was like this".
"When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition
(being pregnant). She sat down under a sign that said, ''The Double Mint
Twins are coming'', and I grinned."
"She moved to another seat, and then sat under a sign that said ''Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling'', and I had to smile.
"Then, she moved to yet another seat, and sat under a sign that said ''William's Big Stick Did The Trick'', and I could hardly contain myself."
"But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time, and sat under a sign
that said ''Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'', I just
lost it".
To which, the judge banged his gavel on the desk, and shouted "CASE DISMISSED!!".
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Sat Sep 10 00:06:11 2022
A lady about 8 months pregnant, got on a bus, and she noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time, the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to
the driver, and had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The young man replied:
"Well, Your Honor, it was like this".
"When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition
(being pregnant). She sat down under a sign that said, ''The Double Mint
Twins are coming'', and I grinned."
"She moved to another seat, and then sat under a sign that said ''Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling'', and I had to smile.
"Then, she moved to yet another seat, and sat under a sign that said ''William's Big Stick Did The Trick'', and I could hardly contain myself."
"But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time, and sat under a sign
that said ''Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'', I just
lost it".
To which, the judge banged his gavel on the desk, and shouted "CASE DISMISSED!!".
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Sat Dec 10 00:05:12 2022
A lady about 8 months pregnant, got on a bus, and she noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time, the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to
the driver, and had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The young man replied:
"Well, Your Honor, it was like this".
"When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition
(being pregnant). She sat down under a sign that said, ''The Double Mint
Twins are coming'', and I grinned."
"She moved to another seat, and then sat under a sign that said ''Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling'', and I had to smile.
"Then, she moved to yet another seat, and sat under a sign that said ''William's Big Stick Did The Trick'', and I could hardly contain myself."
"But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time, and sat under a sign
that said ''Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'', I just
lost it".
To which, the judge banged his gavel on the desk, and shouted "CASE DISMISSED!!".
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Fri Mar 10 00:04:33 2023
A lady about 8 months pregnant, got on a bus, and she noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time, the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to
the driver, and had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The young man replied:
"Well, Your Honor, it was like this".
"When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition
(being pregnant). She sat down under a sign that said, ''The Double Mint
Twins are coming'', and I grinned."
"She moved to another seat, and then sat under a sign that said ''Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling'', and I had to smile.
"Then, she moved to yet another seat, and sat under a sign that said ''William's Big Stick Did The Trick'', and I could hardly contain myself."
"But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time, and sat under a sign
that said ''Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'', I just
lost it".
To which, the judge banged his gavel on the desk, and shouted "CASE DISMISSED!!".
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)