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    From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Tue Oct 13 00:07:44 2020
    List of Top 10 Caddy Comments:

    #10 - Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
    Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

    #9 - Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
    Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

    #8 - Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
    Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

    #7 - Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
    Caddy: "Eventually."

    #6 - Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
    Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

    #5 - Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much
    of a distraction."
    Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

    #4 - Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
    Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

    #3 - Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
    Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

    #2 - Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
    Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

    . . And the #1 best caddy comment:

    Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
    Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

    --Unknown..
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Sat Mar 13 00:05:23 2021
    List of Top 10 Caddy Comments:

    #10 - Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
    Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

    #9 - Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
    Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

    #8 - Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
    Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

    #7 - Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
    Caddy: "Eventually."

    #6 - Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
    Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

    #5 - Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much
    of a distraction."
    Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

    #4 - Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
    Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

    #3 - Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
    Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

    #2 - Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
    Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

    . . And the #1 best caddy comment:

    Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
    Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

    --Unknown..
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Sun Jun 13 00:04:27 2021
    List of Top 10 Caddy Comments:

    #10 - Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
    Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

    #9 - Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
    Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

    #8 - Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
    Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

    #7 - Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
    Caddy: "Eventually."

    #6 - Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
    Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

    #5 - Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much
    of a distraction."
    Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

    #4 - Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
    Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

    #3 - Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
    Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

    #2 - Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
    Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

    . . And the #1 best caddy comment:

    Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
    Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

    --Unknown..
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Mon Sep 13 00:04:56 2021
    List of Top 10 Caddy Comments:

    #10 - Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
    Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

    #9 - Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
    Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

    #8 - Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
    Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

    #7 - Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
    Caddy: "Eventually."

    #6 - Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
    Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

    #5 - Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much
    of a distraction."
    Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

    #4 - Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
    Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

    #3 - Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
    Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

    #2 - Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
    Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

    . . And the #1 best caddy comment:

    Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
    Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

    --Unknown..
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/9 to All on Sun Mar 13 00:05:42 2022
    List of Top 10 Caddy Comments:

    #10 - Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
    Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

    #9 - Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
    Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

    #8 - Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
    Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

    #7 - Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
    Caddy: "Eventually."

    #6 - Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
    Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

    #5 - Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much
    of a distraction."
    Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

    #4 - Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
    Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

    #3 - Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
    Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

    #2 - Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
    Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

    . . And the #1 best caddy comment:

    Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
    Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

    --Unknown..
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Mon Jun 13 00:07:20 2022
    List of Top 10 Caddy Comments:

    #10 - Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
    Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

    #9 - Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
    Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

    #8 - Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
    Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

    #7 - Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
    Caddy: "Eventually."

    #6 - Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
    Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

    #5 - Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much
    of a distraction."
    Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

    #4 - Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
    Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

    #3 - Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
    Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

    #2 - Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
    Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

    . . And the #1 best caddy comment:

    Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
    Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

    --Unknown..
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Tue Sep 13 00:06:34 2022
    List of Top 10 Caddy Comments:

    #10 - Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
    Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

    #9 - Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
    Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

    #8 - Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
    Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

    #7 - Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
    Caddy: "Eventually."

    #6 - Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
    Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

    #5 - Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much
    of a distraction."
    Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

    #4 - Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
    Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

    #3 - Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
    Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

    #2 - Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
    Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

    . . And the #1 best caddy comment:

    Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
    Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

    --Unknown..
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Tue Dec 13 00:04:55 2022
    List of Top 10 Caddy Comments:

    #10 - Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
    Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

    #9 - Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
    Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

    #8 - Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
    Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

    #7 - Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
    Caddy: "Eventually."

    #6 - Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
    Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

    #5 - Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much
    of a distraction."
    Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

    #4 - Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
    Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

    #3 - Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
    Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

    #2 - Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
    Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

    . . And the #1 best caddy comment:

    Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
    Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

    --Unknown..
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Mon Mar 13 00:05:43 2023
    List of Top 10 Caddy Comments:

    #10 - Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
    Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

    #9 - Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
    Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

    #8 - Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
    Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

    #7 - Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
    Caddy: "Eventually."

    #6 - Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
    Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

    #5 - Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much
    of a distraction."
    Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

    #4 - Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
    Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

    #3 - Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
    Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

    #2 - Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
    Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

    . . And the #1 best caddy comment:

    Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
    Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

    --Unknown..
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)