• Funny Exam Failures

    From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Thu Oct 22 00:05:27 2020
    STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

    I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely grammatically
    correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humor. :)

    Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
    * his last battle

    Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
    * at the bottom of the page

    Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
    * liquid

    Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
    * marriage

    Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
    * exams

    Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
    * Lunch & dinner

    Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
    * The other half

    Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
    * Wet

    Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
    * No problem, he sleeps at night.

    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    * You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
    apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
    * Very large hands

    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would
    it take four men to build it?
    *No time at all, the wall is already built.

    Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Mon Mar 22 00:04:54 2021
    STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

    I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely grammatically
    correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humor. :)

    Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
    * his last battle

    Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
    * at the bottom of the page

    Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
    * liquid

    Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
    * marriage

    Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
    * exams

    Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
    * Lunch & dinner

    Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
    * The other half

    Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
    * Wet

    Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
    * No problem, he sleeps at night.

    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    * You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
    apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
    * Very large hands

    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would
    it take four men to build it?
    *No time at all, the wall is already built.

    Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Tue Jun 22 00:04:31 2021
    STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

    I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely grammatically
    correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humor. :)

    Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
    * his last battle

    Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
    * at the bottom of the page

    Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
    * liquid

    Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
    * marriage

    Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
    * exams

    Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
    * Lunch & dinner

    Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
    * The other half

    Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
    * Wet

    Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
    * No problem, he sleeps at night.

    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    * You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
    apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
    * Very large hands

    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would
    it take four men to build it?
    *No time at all, the wall is already built.

    Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Wed Dec 22 00:04:40 2021
    STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

    I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely grammatically
    correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humor. :)

    Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
    * his last battle

    Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
    * at the bottom of the page

    Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
    * liquid

    Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
    * marriage

    Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
    * exams

    Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
    * Lunch & dinner

    Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
    * The other half

    Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
    * Wet

    Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
    * No problem, he sleeps at night.

    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    * You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
    apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
    * Very large hands

    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would
    it take four men to build it?
    *No time at all, the wall is already built.

    Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Wed Jun 22 00:04:21 2022
    STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

    I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely grammatically
    correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humor. :)

    Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
    * his last battle

    Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
    * at the bottom of the page

    Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
    * liquid

    Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
    * marriage

    Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
    * exams

    Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
    * Lunch & dinner

    Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
    * The other half

    Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
    * Wet

    Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
    * No problem, he sleeps at night.

    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    * You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
    apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
    * Very large hands

    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would
    it take four men to build it?
    *No time at all, the wall is already built.

    Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Thu Sep 22 00:04:53 2022
    STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

    I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely grammatically
    correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humor. :)

    Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
    * his last battle

    Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
    * at the bottom of the page

    Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
    * liquid

    Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
    * marriage

    Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
    * exams

    Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
    * Lunch & dinner

    Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
    * The other half

    Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
    * Wet

    Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
    * No problem, he sleeps at night.

    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    * You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
    apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
    * Very large hands

    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would
    it take four men to build it?
    *No time at all, the wall is already built.

    Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Thu Dec 22 00:04:38 2022
    STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

    I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely grammatically
    correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humor. :)

    Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
    * his last battle

    Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
    * at the bottom of the page

    Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
    * liquid

    Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
    * marriage

    Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
    * exams

    Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
    * Lunch & dinner

    Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
    * The other half

    Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
    * Wet

    Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
    * No problem, he sleeps at night.

    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    * You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
    apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
    * Very large hands

    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would
    it take four men to build it?
    *No time at all, the wall is already built.

    Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Wed Mar 22 00:03:37 2023
    STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

    I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely grammatically
    correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humor. :)

    Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
    * his last battle

    Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
    * at the bottom of the page

    Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
    * liquid

    Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
    * marriage

    Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
    * exams

    Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
    * Lunch & dinner

    Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
    * The other half

    Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
    * Wet

    Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
    * No problem, he sleeps at night.

    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    * You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
    apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
    * Very large hands

    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would
    it take four men to build it?
    *No time at all, the wall is already built.

    Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)