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Argued Hearing
From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Thu Mar 4 00:04:14 2021
A man and his wife started out in the car after a quarrel. She sat
in the back seat, and continued to berate him for his faults. In her excitement, she pounded on the car door, and it flew open.
Several blocks later, one of their neighbors flagged the man down.
"Your wife fell out of the car back there," he said.
The man looked over at the back seat, and replied "Thank goodness!!
I thought I had lost my hearing".
-- Tal Bonham
***
A young lady was having problems with severe coughing, breathing, etc.,
so, she called her doctor to set up an appointment to see if she had a
bad cold, or was coming down with pneumonia.
In the examining room, he has her take her shirt off, and asks her to
inhale deeply, so he can hear if she has fluid, congestion, etc. in her
lungs. He tells her "big breaths". She replies "Yeth Thir, and I'm only Thixteen".
-- Unknown
***
A couple was in a fancy area restaurant, and they saw some friends at
another table. Greeting their friends, one of them asked the gentleman
a question...and he promptly planted a big kiss on the other couples
wife, with her husband sitting right there.
The problem was that he was losing his hearing, and that he
misunderstood the question...which was actually "How are the kids??".
--- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Sat Sep 4 00:03:56 2021
A man and his wife started out in the car after a quarrel. She sat
in the back seat, and continued to berate him for his faults. In her excitement, she pounded on the car door, and it flew open.
Several blocks later, one of their neighbors flagged the man down.
"Your wife fell out of the car back there," he said.
The man looked over at the back seat, and replied "Thank goodness!!
I thought I had lost my hearing".
-- Tal Bonham
***
A young lady was having problems with severe coughing, breathing, etc.,
so, she called her doctor to set up an appointment to see if she had a
bad cold, or was coming down with pneumonia.
In the examining room, he has her take her shirt off, and asks her to
inhale deeply, so he can hear if she has fluid, congestion, etc. in her
lungs. He tells her "big breaths". She replies "Yeth Thir, and I'm only Thixteen".
-- Unknown
***
A couple was in a fancy area restaurant, and they saw some friends at
another table. Greeting their friends, one of them asked the gentleman
a question...and he promptly planted a big kiss on the other couples
wife, with her husband sitting right there.
The problem was that he was losing his hearing, and that he
misunderstood the question...which was actually "How are the kids??".
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Sat Dec 4 00:06:40 2021
A man and his wife started out in the car after a quarrel. She sat
in the back seat, and continued to berate him for his faults. In her excitement, she pounded on the car door, and it flew open.
Several blocks later, one of their neighbors flagged the man down.
"Your wife fell out of the car back there," he said.
The man looked over at the back seat, and replied "Thank goodness!!
I thought I had lost my hearing".
-- Tal Bonham
***
A young lady was having problems with severe coughing, breathing, etc.,
so, she called her doctor to set up an appointment to see if she had a
bad cold, or was coming down with pneumonia.
In the examining room, he has her take her shirt off, and asks her to
inhale deeply, so he can hear if she has fluid, congestion, etc. in her
lungs. He tells her "big breaths". She replies "Yeth Thir, and I'm only Thixteen".
-- Unknown
***
A couple was in a fancy area restaurant, and they saw some friends at
another table. Greeting their friends, one of them asked the gentleman
a question...and he promptly planted a big kiss on the other couples
wife, with her husband sitting right there.
The problem was that he was losing his hearing, and that he
misunderstood the question...which was actually "How are the kids??".
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/9 to
All on Fri Mar 4 00:06:05 2022
A man and his wife started out in the car after a quarrel. She sat
in the back seat, and continued to berate him for his faults. In her excitement, she pounded on the car door, and it flew open.
Several blocks later, one of their neighbors flagged the man down.
"Your wife fell out of the car back there," he said.
The man looked over at the back seat, and replied "Thank goodness!!
I thought I had lost my hearing".
-- Tal Bonham
***
A young lady was having problems with severe coughing, breathing, etc.,
so, she called her doctor to set up an appointment to see if she had a
bad cold, or was coming down with pneumonia.
In the examining room, he has her take her shirt off, and asks her to
inhale deeply, so he can hear if she has fluid, congestion, etc. in her
lungs. He tells her "big breaths". She replies "Yeth Thir, and I'm only Thixteen".
-- Unknown
***
A couple was in a fancy area restaurant, and they saw some friends at
another table. Greeting their friends, one of them asked the gentleman
a question...and he promptly planted a big kiss on the other couples
wife, with her husband sitting right there.
The problem was that he was losing his hearing, and that he
misunderstood the question...which was actually "How are the kids??".
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Sat Jun 4 00:04:43 2022
A man and his wife started out in the car after a quarrel. She sat
in the back seat, and continued to berate him for his faults. In her excitement, she pounded on the car door, and it flew open.
Several blocks later, one of their neighbors flagged the man down.
"Your wife fell out of the car back there," he said.
The man looked over at the back seat, and replied "Thank goodness!!
I thought I had lost my hearing".
-- Tal Bonham
***
A young lady was having problems with severe coughing, breathing, etc.,
so, she called her doctor to set up an appointment to see if she had a
bad cold, or was coming down with pneumonia.
In the examining room, he has her take her shirt off, and asks her to
inhale deeply, so he can hear if she has fluid, congestion, etc. in her
lungs. He tells her "big breaths". She replies "Yeth Thir, and I'm only Thixteen".
-- Unknown
***
A couple was in a fancy area restaurant, and they saw some friends at
another table. Greeting their friends, one of them asked the gentleman
a question...and he promptly planted a big kiss on the other couples
wife, with her husband sitting right there.
The problem was that he was losing his hearing, and that he
misunderstood the question...which was actually "How are the kids??".
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Sun Sep 4 00:04:18 2022
A man and his wife started out in the car after a quarrel. She sat
in the back seat, and continued to berate him for his faults. In her excitement, she pounded on the car door, and it flew open.
Several blocks later, one of their neighbors flagged the man down.
"Your wife fell out of the car back there," he said.
The man looked over at the back seat, and replied "Thank goodness!!
I thought I had lost my hearing".
-- Tal Bonham
***
A young lady was having problems with severe coughing, breathing, etc.,
so, she called her doctor to set up an appointment to see if she had a
bad cold, or was coming down with pneumonia.
In the examining room, he has her take her shirt off, and asks her to
inhale deeply, so he can hear if she has fluid, congestion, etc. in her
lungs. He tells her "big breaths". She replies "Yeth Thir, and I'm only Thixteen".
-- Unknown
***
A couple was in a fancy area restaurant, and they saw some friends at
another table. Greeting their friends, one of them asked the gentleman
a question...and he promptly planted a big kiss on the other couples
wife, with her husband sitting right there.
The problem was that he was losing his hearing, and that he
misunderstood the question...which was actually "How are the kids??".
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Sat Mar 4 00:04:14 2023
A man and his wife started out in the car after a quarrel. She sat
in the back seat, and continued to berate him for his faults. In her excitement, she pounded on the car door, and it flew open.
Several blocks later, one of their neighbors flagged the man down.
"Your wife fell out of the car back there," he said.
The man looked over at the back seat, and replied "Thank goodness!!
I thought I had lost my hearing".
-- Tal Bonham
***
A young lady was having problems with severe coughing, breathing, etc.,
so, she called her doctor to set up an appointment to see if she had a
bad cold, or was coming down with pneumonia.
In the examining room, he has her take her shirt off, and asks her to
inhale deeply, so he can hear if she has fluid, congestion, etc. in her
lungs. He tells her "big breaths". She replies "Yeth Thir, and I'm only Thixteen".
-- Unknown
***
A couple was in a fancy area restaurant, and they saw some friends at
another table. Greeting their friends, one of them asked the gentleman
a question...and he promptly planted a big kiss on the other couples
wife, with her husband sitting right there.
The problem was that he was losing his hearing, and that he
misunderstood the question...which was actually "How are the kids??".
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
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From
Daryl Stout@316:36/9 to
All on Sun Jun 4 00:03:55 2023
A man and his wife started out in the car after a quarrel. She sat
in the back seat, and continued to berate him for his faults. In her excitement, she pounded on the car door, and it flew open.
Several blocks later, one of their neighbors flagged the man down.
"Your wife fell out of the car back there," he said.
The man looked over at the back seat, and replied "Thank goodness!!
I thought I had lost my hearing".
-- Tal Bonham
***
A young lady was having problems with severe coughing, breathing, etc.,
so, she called her doctor to set up an appointment to see if she had a
bad cold, or was coming down with pneumonia.
In the examining room, he has her take her shirt off, and asks her to
inhale deeply, so he can hear if she has fluid, congestion, etc. in her
lungs. He tells her "big breaths". She replies "Yeth Thir, and I'm only Thixteen".
-- Unknown
***
A couple was in a fancy area restaurant, and they saw some friends at
another table. Greeting their friends, one of them asked the gentleman
a question...and he promptly planted a big kiss on the other couples
wife, with her husband sitting right there.
The problem was that he was losing his hearing, and that he
misunderstood the question...which was actually "How are the kids??".
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)