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  • JOLLY KONE KLAUN

    From KWills@21:1/5 to Klaus Schadenfreude on Sun Mar 19 11:04:10 2023
    XPost: alt.checkmate, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, alt.food.fast-food
    XPost: alt.survival, soc.culture.african.american

    Klaus Schadenfreude <klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:
    Bring Your Cock To the Jolly Kone!!!
    It's The Central Valley's Fellatio Zone!
    If You're On The Left or On The Right
    I'll Suck Your Cock and I Won't Bite!
    I'll Make You Cum and I'll Make you Moan!
    Klaus Will Make Sure You Get Blown!
    On Your Cock My Skills I'll Hone!
    My Expertise Is Quite Well Known!
    That Talent, You Know, Is Unconcealed!
    I've Sucked Every Cock In Bakersfield!
    Watch Me Work That Hardened Bone!
    I'm Right On Top Of The Skull Fuck Throne?!




    LOL!

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  • From William Cobbett@21:1/5 to All on Sun Mar 19 08:27:58 2023
    XPost: alt.checkmate, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, alt.food.fast-food
    XPost: alt.survival, soc.culture.african.american

    On Sun, 19 Mar 2023 11:04:10 -0400, a glue huffer fantasized:


    [..]

    Come on now, don't be shy!

    How Many Times A Day Do You Beat Off Fantasizing About Kwills?

    Pick one!

    [ ] Twice a day
    [ ] Four times a day
    [ ] Ten times a day
    [ ] Once every hour
    [ ] Constant, even while sleeping

    REPORT BACK!

    LOL!!!!

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