Livin' in a Tariff Paradise
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All on Wed Apr 9 18:12:16 2025
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As I walk through the valley of the shadow of tariffs
I take a look at my life and realize there's somethin' left
'Cause I've been taxin' and laughin' so long that
Even my MAGA thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never crossed a country that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talkin' and where you walkin'
Or you and your manufacturers might be out of biz'
I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc
As they croak, I see myself in the trade smoke
Fool, I'm the kinda President the little homies wanna be like
On my knees in the night, sayin' prayers in the White House
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a President's paradise
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a President's paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a President's paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a President's paradise
Look at the situation they got me facing
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the Wall Street
So I gotta be down with the Wall team
Too much Stock watchin', got me chasing dreams
I'm a educated dude with money on my mind
Got my commerce in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loc'd out President, set trippin' Commander
And my Cabinet is down, so don't arouse my anger
Fool, tariffs ain't nothin' but a day away
--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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