• Re: Bill Maher Sticks His Microphone Two Feet Up Rudy's Asshole

    From Dave Min@21:1/5 to AlleyCat on Sat Apr 19 00:55:33 2025
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    On 4/18/2025 7:07 PM, AlleyCat wrote:
    On 4/18/2025 4:50 PM, super70s wrote:
    On 2025-04-18 22:47:55 +0000, audience said:

    On 18 Apr 2025, Michael A Terrell <mike.am.surreal@earthlink.nut> posted >>> some news:4rvMP.2154203$OrR5.1925167@fx18.iad:

    On 4/18/2025 9:48 AM, Skeeter-Shit "Lamey" Jack-Off Shit-4-Braincell,
    convicted child molester and another fucking do-nothing, posted
    another content-free batch of lies:

    In article <JFuMP.371440$D41.238260@fx45.iad>, lb@cap.con
    says...

    "Send in the clown: Bill Maher turns pro-Trump"

    by Hugh Fink, opinion contributor
    04/18/25 10:30 AM ET

    There?s a maxim that the difference between a comedian and a comic >>>>>> is that a comedian says funny things, and a comic says things funny. >>>>>> Then there are clowns ? like Bill Maher. He traded his red nose for >>>>>> a big brown one the second he eagerly walked into President Trump?s >>>>>> gaudy White Fun House of deception.

    Maher, the comic who once fancied himself a fearless political
    truth-teller, is now wobbling under the weight of his own ego. His >>>>>> recent televised monologue ? an extended love letter to his dinner >>>>>> with Trump ? was less a political reflection than a highlight reel >>>>>> of self-flattery and unearned gravitas.

    Maher bragged that he had dinner with Trump ? ?a dinner that was set >>>>>> up by my friend Kid Rock.? Yes, when your access to the leader of
    the free world is coordinated by a rap-rock-country novelty act ? a >>>>>> man who has assaulted a strip-club DJ, waved Confederate flags and >>>>>> hurled homophobic slurs at his own fans ? you might want to
    reevaluate your choices. But Maher treated it like an RSVP to the
    Met Gala.

    ?I?m not the leader of anything,? Maher proclaimed, ?except maybe a >>>>>> contingent of centrist-minded people who think there?s got to be a >>>>>> better way of running this country than hating each other every
    minute.?

    In his own narcissistic head, Maher envisions himself as the messiah >>>>>> of moderates. Seriously? There are real centrist leaders out there ? >>>>>> legislators, governors, community organizers ? people who have
    actually done something for policy improvements.

    Maher assured his audience, ?What I?m gonna do is report exactly
    what happened,? as though he were offering some kind of
    groundbreaking journalism. Right. Because when we think of
    trustworthy, hard-hitting reporting, we immediately picture ? Bill >>>>>> Maher ? the guy who pauses his own punchlines to flirt with Megyn
    Kelly.

    Maher?s White House visit wasn?t reporting. It was the equivalent of >>>>>> watching TMZ try to cover the Geneva Convention.

    He even tried to humanize Trump by declaring, ?I?ve never seen him >>>>>> laugh in public. But he does, including at himself. And it?s not
    fake. Believe me, as a comedian of 40 years, I know a fake laugh
    when I hear it.?

    Although Maher has never held elected office, never written
    legislation, never studied foreign policy or constitutional law, he >>>>>> is indeed an expert in fake laughter. If you?ve ever heard the
    sweetened, over-enthusiastic studio audience guffaws that accompany >>>>>> his weekly monologues, it?s undeniable that nobody is more familiar >>>>>> with fake laughs.

    Maher also made sure to point out that he corrected Trump the night >>>>>> before, when the president tweeted that Maher was critical of ?all >>>>>> things Trump.?

    ?Not true,? Maher said. ?Check the tapes. Moving Israel?s embassy to >>>>>> Jerusalem? Loved it.? Though Maher conveniently forgot to mention
    the Palestinian children getting bombed in the process. Trump didn?t >>>>>> just invite Maher in ? he handed him a gold-plated mic and watched >>>>>> him croon the MAGA anthem.

    ?I never felt I had to walk on eggshells,? Maher said, adding that, >>>>>> ?I voted for Clinton and Obama but I would never feel comfortable
    talking to them the way I was able to talk with Donald Trump.?

    Of course he didn?t. Obama and Clinton are highly educated, deeply >>>>>> experienced and fluent in more than crowd work. What would Maher
    possibly talk about? ?Hey Barack, loved your work on health care
    reform ? now here?s what I think about smoking weed and cancel
    culture.?

    Maher?s big ?gotcha? moment came when he told Trump, ?You?re scaring >>>>>> people. Do you really want to be scaring your own citizens so much?? >>>>>>
    The kicker? ?And what did he say to that? Honestly, I don?t
    remember.?

    Ah yes, the big, dramatic moment ? the grand gesture where the brave >>>>>> truth-teller confronts the tyrant ? and he forgets? This isn?t
    journalism, it?s fan fiction.

    In the end, Maher wasn?t just played by Trump ? he allowed himself >>>>>> to get strung up like a marionette, tossing out softball
    observations in exchange for the illusion of relevance. Maybe he
    wanted to be the courageous centrist who tames the beast. Instead, >>>>>> he was the rubber-nosed fool dancing for a Big Mac at the end of
    Trump?s table.

    If there?s one thing more disturbing than Trump?s delusions of
    grandeur, it?s seeing Maher nodding along, hoping for a laugh or two >>>>>> ? while the rest of us are stuck watching Trump crash his circus
    tent down on democracy.

    https://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/5254047-send-in-the-clown-bill-m >>>>>> aher-turns-pro-trump/

    Maher just nuked his career.

    Nope.

    Yep. Maher just threw himself into the sewer.

    Your "sewered" opinion, which doesn't matter.  The MAGA public
    says otherwise.

    The "MAGA public" is

    spreading across the globe.

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