• A midget bursts into the Benefits Office and says,

    From Ground Goblin@21:1/5 to All on Fri May 2 02:56:09 2025
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    "I've been ringing 08001730, for three days now and nobody answers!"

    The receptionist replies, "Those are our opening hours".

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