• The Morning Briefing: Colbert's Tedious Reign as the Anti-Carson Is Com

    From Zorgan@21:1/5 to All on Sat Jul 19 10:31:20 2025
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    Top O' the Briefing
    Happy Friday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Stedwërgenz felt no reason to explain why braunschweiger was his preferred medium for
    sculpting Peloponnesian War figurines.

    While I was putting together the Briefing last night, it looked like I
    might finally have to write something about the Epstein nonsense. That had
    all the appeal of getting a root canal while CNN is on in the background.
    So it was with a combination of shock and relief that I read "The Late
    Show with Stephen Colbert" was being cancelled by CBS.

    As much as I have been lamenting the pathetic state of late-night
    television, the news really did take me by surprise. I thought that if attrition was going to hit the genre, it would begin with "Jimmy Kimmel
    Live!" on ABC. While not the venerable institution that "The Tonight Show"
    is, "The Late Show" has been around for a while.

    Here is the beginning of David's excellent post on the news:

    Nearly all of us have that uncle who knows he is the funniest guy in the
    room. Unfortunately, he has to explain his own jokes, wait for the laughs,
    and hear crickets.

    That is Stephen Colbert.

    After a long decade of being our unfunny uncle, he repeats that act every night. Finally, at long last, CBS performed the act that most Americans
    have been steadily doing for years: pulling the plug.

    "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" airs its final episode in May 2026, marking the end of a decade of monologues that replaced comedy with exact
    moral instructions, revealing how Colbert and the left feel about us.

    CBS is calling the cancellation a "financial decision," but here in
    reality, we call it a mercy killing.

    David does a fantastic, detailed breakdown of Colbert's popularity with
    the coastal leftist echo chamber. Colbert, Kimmel, and — to a lesser
    extent — Jimmy Fallon, have become leftwing cheerleaders rather than
    comics who are interested in entertaining a wide audience. When the late-
    night death knell finally rings, it will be that myopic political focus
    that does it.

    As David mentions in his post, Johnny Carson and Jay Leno talked to their audiences, while Colbert talks at his. Craig Ferguson was the last truly
    fun late-night host, and he did it with sheer goofiness. His "Late, Late
    Show" on CBS was all about making audiences laugh at lighthearted humor.
    In reality, Ferguson is far more politically astute than Colbert or
    Kimmel, he just never let it infect his show.

    Contrary to the myth that has grown about Carson over the years, he did
    use to do political jokes. A lot of them, actually. He just spread them
    around both sides, and he never let on which party he preferred. He wanted
    to appeal to the entire country. Colbert wants to make sure that
    conservatives know he hates us. He's very good at that, by the way.

    Colbert recorded an announcement about the cancellation after taping
    Thursday's show, and it perfectly encapsulates the prog tone-deafness that
    led to its demise. He begins by talking about the "great show" that he'd
    just done with his guest, Sen. Adam Schiff. "The Late Show" under Colbert
    has not only routinely sucked up to Dem politicians, but it has a
    predilection for the most toxic Trump Derangement Syndrome sufferers in Congress.

    It's true that the television landscape has been rapidly changing in the streaming era. Conventional programming is all on shaky ground; even
    casual observers know that. There are going to be a lot of "financial decisions" in television for a while. Stephen Colbert made a deliberate
    choice to alienate half of his potential audience.

    Trust me, there wasn't a lot of hand-wringing among CBS executives when
    they were deciding whether to axe this show.

    Contributions to the Mailbag of Magnificence can be sent to
    kruisermb@gmail.com

    https://pjmedia.com/stephen-kruiser/2025/07/18/the-morning-briefing- colberts-tedious-reign-as-the-anti-carson-is-coming-to-an-end-n4941861

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  • From Chris Ahlstrom@21:1/5 to Zorgan on Sat Jul 19 07:32:47 2025
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    Zorgan wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    <snip>

    Foxtrot Delta Tange

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    --
    In "King Henry VI, Part II," Shakespeare has Dick Butcher suggest to his fellow anti-establishment rabble-rousers, "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." That action may be extreme but a similar sentiment
    was expressed by Thomas K. Connellan, president of The Management Group, Inc. Speaking to business executives in Chicago and quoted in Automotive News, Connellan attributed a measure of America's falling productivity to an excess of attorneys and accountants, and a dearth of production experts. Lawyers
    and accountants "do not make the economic pie any bigger; they only figure
    out how the pie gets divided. Neither profession provides any added value
    to product."
    According to Connellan, the highly productive Japanese society has
    10 lawyers and 30 accountants per 100,000 population. The U.S. has 200
    lawyers and 700 accountants. This suggests that "the U.S. proportion of pie-bakers and pie-dividers is way out of whack." Could Dick Butcher have
    been an efficiency expert?
    -- Motor Trend, May 1983

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  • From Bradley K. Sherman@21:1/5 to All on Sat Jul 19 12:30:36 2025
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    |
    | A Nazi owns Twitter, right wing billionaires own the Wall
    | Street Journal and the LA Times, and CBS is run by a right
    | wing nepo baby who just fired one of the network's biggest
    | stars for criticizing Donald Trump. Here's why America has
    | a left-wing media bias problem.
    |
    <https://bsky.app/profile/nytpitchbot.bsky.social/post/3luavswsr5s2u>

    --bks

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  • From NoBody@21:1/5 to Sherman on Sat Jul 19 10:21:11 2025
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    On Sat, 19 Jul 2025 12:30:36 -0000 (UTC), bks@panix.com (Bradley K.
    Sherman) wrote:

    |
    | A Nazi owns Twitter, right wing billionaires own the Wall
    | Street Journal and the LA Times, and CBS is run by a right
    | wing nepo baby who just fired one of the network's biggest
    | stars for criticizing Donald Trump. Here's why America has
    | a left-wing media bias problem.
    |
    <https://bsky.app/profile/nytpitchbot.bsky.social/post/3luavswsr5s2u>

    --bks

    Bradley quotes someone nuttier than himself.

    Laughter!

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