We are done. I was confused, when I tried to say I could counterbalance Trump. It's impossible, as is obvious if you look at the news for two seconds. He must be *deposed*. No time to waste. Install me as the
new leader, I've finally gotten to that place where I'm ready.
Install me as the new leader, I've finally gotten to that place where I'm ready.
[Default] "Joel W. Crump" <joelcrump@gmail.com> typed:
We are done. I was confused, when I tried to say I could counterbalance
Trump. It's impossible, as is obvious if you look at the news for two
seconds. He must be *deposed*. No time to waste. Install me as the
new leader, I've finally gotten to that place where I'm ready.
We already have a faggot that wants to be President, Pete Buttigieg.
There is a better way for you to protest Trump, however.
You need to get your message out to the general public, not just
Usenet. Obviously, you need some community support.
Holding up a sign at passing cars isn't going to do much. People
have to know you're REALLY serious, and they should pay attention to
you.
Now, how are you going to do THAT?
Well, I have a suggestion. First, locate your local courthouse. It's
usually in your county seat.
Call the TV stations in your area and tell them you're going to make
an important announcement regarding Trump, at dusk. Dusk is very
important as you will soon see.
Get some gasoline or lighter fluid in a squeeze bottle and put it in a briefcase. Climb to the middle of the steps. When the time comes and
the TV crews are set up and standing by, squirt yourself ALL OVER with gasoline and light yourself on fire.
This is the important part- DO NOT SCREAM IN PAIN. You just need to
sit there quietly and burn. I guarantee you, you will have everyone's attention, especially when you sit there all spooky and quiet.
The rivulets of your rendered fat will begin dripping down the steps
and coursing through the gutters of America, bringing your message to
a grateful nation.
On 8/19/25 6:07 PM, Lane the Caustic wrote:
We are done. I was confused, when I tried to say I couldI'd rather use you as a lightning rod or flag bearer to take the heat
counterbalance Trump. It's impossible, as is obvious if you look
at the news for two seconds. He must be *deposed*. No time to
waste. Install me as the new leader, I've finally gotten to that
place where I'm ready.
off of my own counterbalances. He is filled with vindictiveness at
his detractors and I don't want to take any flak that I don't have
to. For example, I doubt you were affected by the Medicaid cuts
like I was, but I could be wrong.
I am on medical assistance, I don't know yet how the cuts have
impacted me. That isn't really the biggest issue on my mind, though.
I wouldn't start a civil war over that. It's all of the issues,
combined, at once, to show as plain as day, the system has failed, it
is broken beyond repair.
We are done. I was confused, when I tried to say I could counterbalance Trump. It's impossible, as is obvious if you look at the news for two seconds. He must be *deposed*. No time to waste. Install me as the
new leader, I've finally gotten to that place where I'm ready.
[Default] "Joel W. Crump" <joelcrump@gmail.com> typed:
We are done. I was confused, when I tried to say I could counterbalance >>Trump. It's impossible, as is obvious if you look at the news for two >>seconds. He must be *deposed*. No time to waste. Install me as the
new leader, I've finally gotten to that place where I'm ready.
We already have a faggot that wants to be President, Pete Buttigieg.
There is a better way for you to protest Trump, however.
You need to get your message out to the general public, not just
Usenet. Obviously, you need some community support.
Holding up a sign at passing cars isn't going to do much. People
have to know you're REALLY serious, and they should pay attention to
you.
Now, how are you going to do THAT?
Well, I have a suggestion. First, locate your local courthouse. It's
usually in your county seat.
Call the TV stations in your area and tell them you're going to make
an important announcement regarding Trump, at dusk. Dusk is very
important as you will soon see.
Get some gasoline or lighter fluid in a squeeze bottle and put it in a briefcase. Climb to the middle of the steps. When the time comes and
the TV crews are set up and standing by, squirt yourself ALL OVER with gasoline and light yourself on fire.
This is the important part- DO NOT SCREAM IN PAIN. You just need to
sit there quietly and burn. I guarantee you, you will have everyone's attention, especially when you sit there all spooky and quiet.
The rivulets of your rendered fat will begin dripping down the steps
and coursing through the gutters of America, bringing your message to
a grateful nation.
[Default] "Joel W. Crump" <joelcrump@gmail.com> typed:
On 8/20/25 6:57 AM, Klaus Schadenfreude wrote:
[Default] "Joel W. Crump" <joelcrump@gmail.com> typed:
On 8/20/25 12:15 AM, james g. keegan jr. wrote:
On 19 Aug 2025, Klaus Schadenfreude
Get some gasoline or lighter fluid in a squeeze bottle and put it in a >>>>>> briefcase. Climb to the middle of the steps. When the time comes and >>>>>> the TV crews are set up and standing by, squirt yourself ALL OVER with >>>>>> gasoline and light yourself on fire.
This is the important part- DO NOT SCREAM IN PAIN. You just need to >>>>>> sit there quietly and burn. I guarantee you, you will have everyone's >>>>>> attention, especially when you sit there all spooky and quiet.
The rivulets of your rendered fat will begin dripping down the steps >>>>>> and coursing through the gutters of America, bringing your message to >>>>>> a grateful nation.
Everyone loves a good fire.
I wouldn't burn my body, that's idiocy, but I would burn the red, white >>>> and blue American flag.
You're so incompetent and impotent you'd end up catching yourself on
fire as well. Which is even better.
I'm not big on starting fires, admittedly, so I don't really want to do
it, but in theory I would be proud to burn the flag of slavery, genocide
and war.
And we'd be proud to watch you catch on fire and burn as well.
On 8/19/25 7:28 PM, Tyrone wrote:
Install me as the new leader, I've finally gotten to that place
where I'm ready.
LOL, good one. Do you write your own material or do you hire comedy
writers?
Sorry, but the U.S. already has an insane "president". The world
does not need an insane AND flaming gay, delusional drug addict in
the U.S. White House.
I'm bisexual, with a preference for transgender women, that's not
"flaming gay", not that it would matter if I were gay. I'm not
delusional, I use drugs intelligently, you think DJT isn't on drugs?
"The president who never sleeps" by his own colleagues statements?
Grab a fuckin' clue.
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