• Attack of the Buzzword Boolean Blarney [telecom]

    From Bill Horne@21:1/5 to All on Mon Dec 26 09:35:55 2022
    In a story on nasdaq.com, marked as "Written by Zacks Equity Research,"
    an organization which I'm not familiar with, there are various claims
    which make for enjoyable reading.

    The story claims that ...

    "Cisco Systems CSCO recently announced its partnership with
    T-Mobile TMUS to launch the world’s largest highly scalable and
    distributed nationwide cloud native converged core gateway."

    ... and that ...

    "T-Mobile moved its 5G and 4G traffic to the new cloud-native
    core gateway boosting performance for customers with more than a
    10% improvement in speed and latency."

    ... and that ...

    "The world is going through its fourth industrial revolution,
    which is data-driven and a primary reason behind the rise of
    Internet of Things (IoT). Various enterprises are investing
    heavily to rapidly digitize their organizations, reflecting the
    shift to IoT, Artificial Intelligence (AI) Machine Learning (ML),
    digitization and various cloud solutions."

    ... and that ...

    "The recent partnership with T-Mobile is amongst its various
    strategic alliances with global tech companies, which will help
    Cisco to address growing megatrends and spread its newly launched
    solutions globally."

    Whew! I've fallen into the Buzzword Beatnick Bicentennial Bleeding Blue Bloviation
    Basement! I mean, I thought *I* was a world-class hash slinger, but
    whomever wrote this should go to work at Fox News!

    If there's anyone out there who is able to unwind the wire-spring of
    this wound-up palaver, please send in a translation. Thank you: I'll pay
    you with a bottle of aspirin!

    The source material starts at https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/cisco-csco-joins-forces-with-t-mobile-to-boost-prospects

    Bill Horne, Moderator

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    Bill Horne
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