• Can you find a single CLOCK app for an old iOS device? (It's sad that i

    From Andy Burnelli@21:1/5 to All on Tue Aug 30 22:24:50 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    Can you find a single CLOCK app for an old iOS device? (It's sad that iOS
    has the SHORTEST update cycle of all common consumer operating systems)

    It's not for me but for a relative.
    If this was Android, there would be a billion useful apps.

    But it's an iPad.
    And, unfortunately, the fact remains... iOS has a very short lifespan.

    The proof is simple:

    I can't find a _single_ fullscreen clock app for that older iPad.
    *How do you download a single useful app to an older iPad model MC497LL*
    <https://groups.google.com/g/comp.mobile.ipad/c/3BhpIUh4BnE/m/j6QDG8GZFAAJ>

    Can you?
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  • From Alan@21:1/5 to Andy Burnelli on Tue Aug 30 14:42:42 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    On 2022-08-30 14:24, Andy Burnelli wrote:
    Can you find a single CLOCK app for an old iOS device? (It's sad that iOS
    has the SHORTEST update cycle of all common consumer operating systems)

    It's not for me but for a relative.
    If this was Android, there would be a billion useful apps.

    But it's an iPad.
    And, unfortunately, the fact remains... iOS has a very short lifespan.

    The proof is simple:

    I can't find a _single_ fullscreen clock app for that older iPad.
    *How do you download a single useful app to an older iPad model MC497LL* <https://groups.google.com/g/comp.mobile.ipad/c/3BhpIUh4BnE/m/j6QDG8GZFAAJ>

    Can you?

    That's the oldest iPad there is. Not "oldER": "oldEST".

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  • From Andy Burnelli@21:1/5 to nospam on Tue Aug 30 22:54:02 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    nospam wrote:

    Can you find a single CLOCK app for an old iOS device?

    there's one already on it, but you'll find something wrong with it to
    troll.

    I'm trying to help someone.
    All you ever do, nospam, is fabricate imaginary iOS app functionality.

    You're the opposite of me, nospam, in every way imaginable.
    You are cruel. You are despicable. You are a liar. You are mean.

    Nothing you say can _ever_ be trusted to be the truth, nospam.
    Nothing.

    You know this is for a very old lady with very old eyes who hates that her
    iPad is worthless in that it can't even do a _single_ useful thing, nospam.

    You know we're trying to make this expensive Apple iPad useful, somehow, perhaps as a full time always-on full-screen digital kitchen clock display.

    I don't have that iPad in my hands as it's owned by a relative who asked me
    to find some way to make it useful - which - is hard for an iOS device.

    Since you fabricate imaginary iOS app functionality all the time, nospam, (because you _hate_ that iOS is always crippled in basic functionality),
    I have to ask you a basic set of questions, all of which need to be yes.

    But if this first question isn't a yes, then you simply lied (again)...

    Q: *Does that app you claim is on it run full screen all the time?*
    (such that the old iPad turns into a full-time kitchen clock)

    A: Yes or No?

    If it's yes, then I'll tell her over the phone what to do.
    If it's no, then you are a cruel despicable unprepossessing brazen liar.
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  • From Alan@21:1/5 to Andy Burnelli on Tue Aug 30 14:58:26 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    On 2022-08-30 14:54, Andy Burnelli wrote:
    nospam wrote:

    Can you find a single CLOCK app for an old iOS device?

    there's one already on it, but you'll find something wrong with it to
    troll.

    I'm trying to help someone.
    All you ever do, nospam, is fabricate imaginary iOS app functionality.

    You're the opposite of me, nospam, in every way imaginable.
    You are cruel. You are despicable. You are a liar. You are mean.

    Nothing you say can _ever_ be trusted to be the truth, nospam.
    Nothing.

    You know this is for a very old lady with very old eyes who hates that her iPad is worthless in that it can't even do a _single_ useful thing, nospam.

    Open Safari on the iPad:

    <https://dayspedia.com/time/online/>

    <https://www.clocktab.com>




    You know we're trying to make this expensive Apple iPad useful, somehow, perhaps as a full time always-on full-screen digital kitchen clock display.

    I don't have that iPad in my hands as it's owned by a relative who asked me to find some way to make it useful - which - is hard for an iOS device.

    Since you fabricate imaginary iOS app functionality all the time,
    nospam, (because you _hate_ that iOS is always crippled in basic functionality), I have to ask you a basic set of questions, all of which
    need to be yes.

    But if this first question isn't a yes, then you simply lied (again)...
    Q: *Does that app you claim is on it run full screen all the time?*
       (such that the old iPad turns into a full-time kitchen clock)

    Open Safari on the iPad:

    <https://dayspedia.com/time/online/>

    <https://www.clocktab.com>




    A: Yes or No?

    If it's yes, then I'll tell her over the phone what to do.

    I'll take that.

    But you'll never produce this old lady.

    If it's no, then you are a cruel despicable unprepossessing brazen liar.

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  • From nospam@21:1/5 to spam@nospam.com on Tue Aug 30 17:35:05 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    In article <telv60$ldt$1@gioia.aioe.org>, Andy Burnelli
    <spam@nospam.com> wrote:

    Can you find a single CLOCK app for an old iOS device?

    there's one already on it, but you'll find something wrong with it to
    troll.

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  • From Jolly Roger@21:1/5 to Andy Burnelli on Wed Aug 31 00:17:07 2022
    XPost: comp.sys.mac.advocacy, misc.phone.mobile.iphone

    On Aug 30, 2022 at 2:24:50 PM PDT, "Andy Burnelli" <spam@nospam.com> wrote:

    Can you find a single CLOCK app for an old iOS device? (It's sad that iOS
    has the SHORTEST update cycle of all common consumer operating systems)

    Trollboi Andy proves yet again that he actually doesn't know anything about what he's blabbing about. : D

    Anyone with an older iPad (including me, since I have a 2nd generation iPad running iOS 9 sitting right here) knows the built-in Apple Clock app actually works just fine for this purpose:

    <https://i.imgur.com/8yarOEZ.png>
    <https://i.imgur.com/IBPCEcw.png>

    Dipshit Andy doesn't know, and probably doesn't give a shit anyway, because: troll.

    It's not for me but for a relative.

    Sure it is, trollboi. Sure it is. And if it is, your "relative" apparently can't find their way out of a wet paper bag, because this functionality is built in. : )

    I can't find a _single_ fullscreen clock app for that older iPad.

    You clearly haven't bothered to even look. But then as we all know, you're
    only here to troll, so that's to be expected. You add nothing of value here, and are only here to disrupt these news groups with your pathetic, lame
    trolls.

    Can you?

    In spades. You, on the other hand... : D

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  • From Andy Burnelli@21:1/5 to Jolly Roger on Wed Aug 31 05:45:32 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    Jolly Roger wrote:

    Can you?

    In spades. You, on the other hand... : D

    Hi Jolly Roger,

    Thanks for those screenshots, where your credibility is utterly worthless because many times in the past you dug up a screenshot from the dawn of iOS _claiming_ that it could be done in current times.

    If you don't believe me, remember that I've seen you claim that iOS could
    graph wi-fi over time (which you just made up) and you posted old
    screenshots of debugging modes which no longer existed and you've said many times that iOS can back up IPAs under circumstances that it can't.

    Even David Empson had to chide you for fabricating functionality that
    didn't exist where all you did was find a screenshot from ten years ago.

    So we'll see if the clock app can do what you 'claim' it does.

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  • From RJH@21:1/5 to Alan on Wed Aug 31 17:10:02 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    On 31 Aug 2022 at 5:58:11 PM, Alan <nuh-uh@nope.com> wrote:

    I can confirm that the clock app does precisely what he said

    I have only the newer clock app widget on my homescreen.

    Mine opens up to "World Clock" tab but there are "Alarm" & "Stopwatch" and "Timer" tabs on the bottom so "World Clock" is the only related choice.

    The World Clock tab does not do what is asked but there are three dots in
    the top which give three choices of single window, split view & slide over.

    None of that does what is being asked which is to display a clock on the
    screen filling up the screen and not blanking out ever - displaying time.

    Can you tell me the steps exactly that you were able to make the clock
    display on the screen all the time in full screen mode (digital or analog)?
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  • From Alan@21:1/5 to Andy Burnelli on Wed Aug 31 09:58:11 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    On 2022-08-30 21:45, Andy Burnelli wrote:
    Jolly Roger wrote:

    Can you?

    In spades. You, on the other hand... : D

    Hi Jolly Roger,

    Thanks for those screenshots, where your credibility is utterly worthless because many times in the past you dug up a screenshot from the dawn of iOS _claiming_ that it could be done in current times.

    If you don't believe me, remember that I've seen you claim that iOS could graph wi-fi over time (which you just made up) and you posted old
    screenshots of debugging modes which no longer existed and you've said many times that iOS can back up IPAs under circumstances that it can't.

    Even David Empson had to chide you for fabricating functionality that
    didn't exist where all you did was find a screenshot from ten years ago.

    So we'll see if the clock app can do what you 'claim' it does.

    I can confirm that the clock app does precisely what he said, "Arlen".

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  • From Jolly Roger@21:1/5 to RJH on Wed Aug 31 18:09:46 2022
    XPost: comp.sys.mac.advocacy, misc.phone.mobile.iphone

    On Aug 31, 2022 at 10:10:02 AM PDT, "RJH" <patchmoney@gmx.com> wrote:

    On 31 Aug 2022 at 5:58:11 PM, Alan <nuh-uh@nope.com> wrote:

    I can confirm that the clock app does precisely what he said

    I have only the newer clock app widget on my homescreen.

    Mine opens up to "World Clock" tab but there are "Alarm" & "Stopwatch" and "Timer" tabs on the bottom so "World Clock" is the only related choice.

    The World Clock tab does not do what is asked but there are three dots in
    the top which give three choices of single window, split view & slide over.

    None of that does what is being asked which is to display a clock on the screen filling up the screen and not blanking out ever - displaying time.

    Can you tell me the steps exactly that you were able to make the clock display on the screen all the time in full screen mode (digital or analog)?

    It's not a widget. It's the Apple "Clock" app that came with my iPad 2.
    When I tap one of the clocks, I get the full-screen clock.
    It is really simple:

    1: <https://i.imgur.com/8yarOEZ.png>
    2. <https://i.imgur.com/jXichMK.png>
    3. <https://i.imgur.com/IBPCEcw.png>

    What iPad do you have, and what version of iOS are you running?

    The very first iPad didn't have an Apple "Clock" app. I'm sure there were third-party clock apps, but whether they are still supported 12 years later by those developers is questionable.

    Did you try the websites Alan previously mentioned?:

    <https://dayspedia.com/time/online/>
    <https://www.clocktab.com>

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  • From Alan@21:1/5 to RJH on Wed Aug 31 10:28:06 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    On 2022-08-31 10:10, RJH wrote:
    On 31 Aug 2022 at 5:58:11 PM, Alan <nuh-uh@nope.com> wrote:

    I can confirm that the clock app does precisely what he said

    I have only the newer clock app widget on my homescreen.

    Mine opens up to "World Clock" tab but there are "Alarm" & "Stopwatch" and "Timer" tabs on the bottom so "World Clock" is the only related choice.

    The World Clock tab does not do what is asked but there are three dots in
    the top which give three choices of single window, split view & slide over.

    None of that does what is being asked which is to display a clock on the screen filling up the screen and not blanking out ever - displaying time.

    Can you tell me the steps exactly that you were able to make the clock display on the screen all the time in full screen mode (digital or analog)?

    First of all, are you talking about an iPad or an iPhone?

    World Clock on my iPhone can't be set into full screen mode, but the
    iPad version can.

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  • From RJH@21:1/5 to Alan on Thu Sep 1 00:37:30 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    On 31 Aug 2022 at 6:28:06 PM, Alan <nuh-uh@nope.com> wrote:

    First of all, are you talking about an iPad or an iPhone?


    It's an iPad and in full screen mode it shows a map of the world with a
    series of small clocks on the bottom, none of which are what was asked.

    World Clock on my iPhone can't be set into full screen mode, but the
    iPad version can.

    When I tap any of the clocks, nothing happens other than it allows me to
    move them to a different position on the set of clocks on the bottom bar.

    What happens when you tap the left most clock? Does it expand? Mine won't.
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  • From Alan@21:1/5 to RJH on Wed Aug 31 17:59:00 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    On 2022-08-31 17:37, RJH wrote:
    On 31 Aug 2022 at 6:28:06 PM, Alan <nuh-uh@nope.com> wrote:

    First of all, are you talking about an iPad or an iPhone?


    It's an iPad and in full screen mode it shows a map of the world with a series of small clocks on the bottom, none of which are what was asked.

    World Clock on my iPhone can't be set into full screen mode, but the
    iPad version can.

    When I tap any of the clocks, nothing happens other than it allows me to
    move them to a different position on the set of clocks on the bottom bar.

    What happens when you tap the left most clock? Does it expand? Mine won't.

    What version of iOS are you running?

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  • From RJH@21:1/5 to Alan on Thu Sep 1 02:53:38 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    On 1 Sep 2022 at 1:59:00 AM, Alan <nuh-uh@nope.com> wrote:

    When I tap any of the clocks, nothing happens other than it allows me to
    move them to a different position on the set of clocks on the bottom bar.

    What happens when you tap the left most clock? Does it expand? Mine won't.

    What version of iOS are you running?

    15.3.1 won't expand any clock no matter how much I tap any one of them.
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  • From Alan@21:1/5 to RJH on Wed Aug 31 21:17:42 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    On 2022-08-31 19:53, RJH wrote:
    On 1 Sep 2022 at 1:59:00 AM, Alan <nuh-uh@nope.com> wrote:

    When I tap any of the clocks, nothing happens other than it allows me to >>> move them to a different position on the set of clocks on the bottom bar. >>>
    What happens when you tap the left most clock? Does it expand? Mine won't. >>
    What version of iOS are you running?

    15.3.1 won't expand any clock no matter how much I tap any one of them.

    And this thread was about what an OLD iPad running an OLD version of iOS
    would do.

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  • From RJH@21:1/5 to Alan on Thu Sep 1 06:21:18 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    On 1 Sep 2022 at 5:17:42 AM, Alan <nuh-uh@nope.com> wrote:

    15.3.1 won't expand any clock no matter how much I tap any one of them.

    And this thread was about what an OLD iPad running an OLD version of iOS would do.

    How would me or you know what an old iPad running an old version would do?
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  • From Alan@21:1/5 to RJH on Thu Sep 1 00:22:48 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    On 2022-08-31 23:21, RJH wrote:
    On 1 Sep 2022 at 5:17:42 AM, Alan <nuh-uh@nope.com> wrote:

    15.3.1 won't expand any clock no matter how much I tap any one of them.

    And this thread was about what an OLD iPad running an OLD version of iOS
    would do.

    How would me or you know what an old iPad running an old version would do?

    I happen to have an old iPad Mini

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  • From Jolly Roger@21:1/5 to RJH on Thu Sep 1 14:05:48 2022
    XPost: comp.sys.mac.advocacy, misc.phone.mobile.iphone

    On Aug 31, 2022 at 11:21:18 PM PDT, "RJH" <patchmoney@gmx.com> wrote:

    On 1 Sep 2022 at 5:17:42 AM, Alan <nuh-uh@nope.com> wrote:

    15.3.1 won't expand any clock no matter how much I tap any one of them.

    And this thread was about what an OLD iPad running an OLD version of iOS
    would do.

    How would me or you know what an old iPad running an old version would do?

    At least two people (me included) who actually own old iPads have posted stating that what the OP wants can indeed be done. Try to keep up, please.

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  • From Alan@21:1/5 to RJH on Thu Sep 1 10:33:37 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    On 2022-09-01 10:22, RJH wrote:
    On 1 Sep 2022 at 2:22:48 AM, Alan <nuh-uh@nope.com> wrote:

    I happen to have an old iPad Mini

    What version of iOS are you running?

    9.3.5

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  • From RJH@21:1/5 to Alan on Thu Sep 1 17:22:57 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    On 1 Sep 2022 at 2:22:48 AM, Alan <nuh-uh@nope.com> wrote:

    I happen to have an old iPad Mini

    What version of iOS are you running?
    --
    Cheers, Rob

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  • From Andy Burnelli@21:1/5 to Jolly Roger on Thu Sep 1 18:54:55 2022
    XPost: comp.sys.mac.advocacy, misc.phone.mobile.iphone

    Jolly Roger wrote:

    At least two people (me included) who actually own old iPads have posted stating that what the OP wants can indeed be done. Try to keep up, please.

    Why did Jolly Roger claim the old iOS could do what he _knows_ it can't do?
    *Why do these ignorant low-IQ uneducated iKooks always resort to such lies?*


    I call bullshit on both these liars.

    There's an old thread asking _why_ Jolly Roger & nospam constantly sent new innocent users on futile wild-goose chases - which even David Empson had to _repeatedly_ chastise them to please stop making up iOS functionality that simply never existed and certainly still doesn't exist.

    It's obvious that Jolly Roger lied.

    *The only question that an adult needs to ponder is _why_ did he lie?*

    Why did Jolly Roger claim the old iOS could do what he _knows_ it can't do?

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  • From Your Name@21:1/5 to Alan on Fri Sep 2 08:32:42 2022
    XPost: comp.sys.mac.advocacy, misc.phone.mobile.iphone

    On 2022-08-30 21:42:42 +0000, Alan said:

    On 2022-08-30 14:24, Andy Burnelli wrote:
    Can you find a single CLOCK app for an old iOS device? (It's sad that iOS
    has the SHORTEST update cycle of all common consumer operating systems)

    It's not for me but for a relative.
    If this was Android, there would be a billion useful apps.

    But it's an iPad.
    And, unfortunately, the fact remains... iOS has a very short lifespan.

    The proof is simple:

    I can't find a _single_ fullscreen clock app for that older iPad.
    *How do you download a single useful app to an older iPad model MC497LL*
    <https://groups.google.com/g/comp.mobile.ipad/c/3BhpIUh4BnE/m/j6QDG8GZFAAJ> >>
    Can you?

    That's the oldest iPad there is. Not "oldER": "oldEST".

    Yet agin, and as always, the braindead Arlen / Andy troll is proven
    completely wrong by actual facts in reality ...

    How to get apps for old iPhones and iPads

    <https://appleinsider.com/inside/ios/tips/how-to-get-apps-for-old-iphones-and-ipads>

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  • From Hank Rogers@21:1/5 to Your Name on Thu Sep 1 17:12:08 2022
    XPost: comp.sys.mac.advocacy, misc.phone.mobile.iphone

    Your Name wrote:
    On 2022-08-30 21:42:42 +0000, Alan said:

    On 2022-08-30 14:24, Andy Burnelli wrote:
    Can you find a single CLOCK app for an old iOS device? (It's sad
    that iOS
    has the SHORTEST update cycle of all common consumer operating
    systems)

    It's not for me but for a relative.
    If this was Android, there would be a billion useful apps.

    But it's an iPad.
    And, unfortunately, the fact remains... iOS has a very short
    lifespan.

    The proof is simple:

    I can't find a _single_ fullscreen clock app for that older iPad.
    *How do you download a single useful app to an older iPad model
    MC497LL*
    <https://groups.google.com/g/comp.mobile.ipad/c/3BhpIUh4BnE/m/j6QDG8GZFAAJ> >>>

    Can you?

    That's the oldest iPad there is. Not "oldER": "oldEST".

    Yet agin, and as always, the braindead Arlen / Andy troll is proven completely wrong by actual facts in reality ...


    That's true, but his lame tactics do work. He's gotten you to
    address his rubbish, hasn't he?

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  • From Alan@21:1/5 to Hank Rogers on Thu Sep 1 15:27:26 2022
    XPost: comp.sys.mac.advocacy, misc.phone.mobile.iphone

    On 2022-09-01 15:12, Hank Rogers wrote:
    Your Name wrote:
    On 2022-08-30 21:42:42 +0000, Alan said:

    On 2022-08-30 14:24, Andy Burnelli wrote:
    Can you find a single CLOCK app for an old iOS device? (It's sad
    that iOS
    has the SHORTEST update cycle of all common consumer operating systems) >>>>
    It's not for me but for a relative.
    If this was Android, there would be a billion useful apps.

    But it's an iPad.
    And, unfortunately, the fact remains... iOS has a very short lifespan. >>>>
    The proof is simple:

    I can't find a _single_ fullscreen clock app for that older iPad.
    *How do you download a single useful app to an older iPad model
    MC497LL*
    <https://groups.google.com/g/comp.mobile.ipad/c/3BhpIUh4BnE/m/j6QDG8GZFAAJ>


    Can you?

    That's the oldest iPad there is. Not "oldER": "oldEST".

    Yet agin, and as always, the braindead Arlen / Andy troll is proven
    completely wrong by actual facts in reality ...


    That's true, but his lame tactics do work. He's gotten you to address
    his rubbish, hasn't he?




    But it's fun!

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  • From Andy Burnelli@21:1/5 to nospam on Fri Sep 2 02:28:45 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    nospam wrote:

    I'd rather cut off his head and shit down his throat.

    that works.

    It's revealing, to _adults_, how much you hate the fact there is no
    full-sized clock app for this older iPad, where you first resorted to
    brazen lies of purely imaginary fabrications of app functionality...

    And then, when your brazen fabrications of imaginary iOS functionality
    failed, you resorted to childish "shit down his throat" threats.

    *How do you download a single useful app to an older iPad model MC497LL*
    <https://groups.google.com/g/comp.mobile.ipad/c/3BhpIUh4BnE/m/j6QDG8GZFAAJ>

    *You child-like iKooks _fear_ basic facts about Apple products*
    *It's forever stuck on iOS 5.1.1 which has no such capability.*

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  • From RJH@21:1/5 to Alan on Fri Sep 2 08:22:12 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    On 1 Sep 2022 at 6:33:37 PM, Alan <nuh-uh@nope.com> wrote:

    What version of iOS are you running?

    9.3.5

    And what version of iOS did the original poster say he is running?
    --
    Cheers, Rob

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  • From Alan@21:1/5 to RJH on Fri Sep 2 07:33:28 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    On 2022-09-02 01:22, RJH wrote:
    On 1 Sep 2022 at 6:33:37 PM, Alan <nuh-uh@nope.com> wrote:

    What version of iOS are you running?

    9.3.5

    And what version of iOS did the original poster say he is running?

    Don't know, don't care.

    The point is that someone else had an old iPad and it worked, and I
    confirmed it worked on my old iPad.

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  • From RJH@21:1/5 to Alan on Fri Sep 2 18:49:25 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    On 2 Sep 2022 at 3:33:28 PM, Alan <nuh-uh@nope.com> wrote:

    What version of iOS are you running?

    9.3.5

    And what version of iOS did the original poster say he is running?

    Don't know, don't care.

    Your iOS and my iOS are not a valid test as his is older than ours.

    The point is that someone else had an old iPad and it worked

    Why do you think your results on the wrong iOS are valid and mine are not?

    and I confirmed it worked on my old iPad.

    There's nothing showing an old iOS working the way he & you said it does.
    --
    Cheers, Rob

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  • From nospam@21:1/5 to All on Fri Sep 2 15:01:52 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    In article <tetj7k$1lil$1@gioia.aioe.org>, RJH <patchmoney@gmx.com>
    wrote:


    and I confirmed it worked on my old iPad.

    There's nothing showing an old iOS working the way he & you said it does.

    there is, you just refuse to acknowledge it.

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  • From Alan@21:1/5 to RJH on Fri Sep 2 12:14:43 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    On 2022-09-02 11:49, RJH wrote:
    On 2 Sep 2022 at 3:33:28 PM, Alan <nuh-uh@nope.com> wrote:

    What version of iOS are you running?

    9.3.5

    And what version of iOS did the original poster say he is running?

    Don't know, don't care.

    Your iOS and my iOS are not a valid test as his is older than ours.

    Yes, but...


    The point is that someone else had an old iPad and it worked

    Why do you think your results on the wrong iOS are valid and mine are not?

    ...because things tend to evolve in one direction.

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  • From RJH@21:1/5 to nospam on Fri Sep 2 19:22:32 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    On 2 Sep 2022 at 12:01:52 PM, nospam <nospam@nospam.invalid> wrote:

    and I confirmed it worked on my old iPad.

    There's nothing showing an old iOS working the way he & you said it does.

    there is, you just refuse to acknowledge it.

    JollyRoger saying it works confirms nothing that is worth acknowledging.
    --
    Cheers, Rob

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  • From badgolferman@21:1/5 to Andy Burnelli on Fri Sep 2 19:59:47 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    Andy Burnelli <spam@nospam.com> wrote:
    Can you find a single CLOCK app for an old iOS device? (It's sad that iOS
    has the SHORTEST update cycle of all common consumer operating systems)

    It's not for me but for a relative.
    If this was Android, there would be a billion useful apps.

    But it's an iPad.
    And, unfortunately, the fact remains... iOS has a very short lifespan.

    The proof is simple:

    I can't find a _single_ fullscreen clock app for that older iPad.
    *How do you download a single useful app to an older iPad model MC497LL* <https://groups.google.com/g/comp.mobile.ipad/c/3BhpIUh4BnE/m/j6QDG8GZFAAJ>

    Can you?


    Will any of these work?

    https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/6-free-iphone-ipad-alarm-clock-apps/

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  • From Alan@21:1/5 to RJH on Fri Sep 2 12:41:13 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    On 2022-09-02 12:22, RJH wrote:
    On 2 Sep 2022 at 12:01:52 PM, nospam <nospam@nospam.invalid> wrote:

    and I confirmed it worked on my old iPad.

    There's nothing showing an old iOS working the way he & you said it does. >>
    there is, you just refuse to acknowledge it.

    JollyRoger saying it works confirms nothing that is worth acknowledging.

    Except that I backed him up.

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  • From RJH@21:1/5 to Alan on Fri Sep 2 20:13:48 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    On 2 Sep 2022 at 8:41:13 PM, Alan <nuh-uh@nope.com> wrote:

    JollyRoger saying it works confirms nothing that is worth acknowledging.

    Except that I backed him up.

    Repeating what you say you did on the wrong iOS doesn't mean anything.
    --
    Cheers, Rob

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  • From Alan@21:1/5 to RJH on Fri Sep 2 13:23:36 2022
    XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

    On 2022-09-02 13:13, RJH wrote:
    On 2 Sep 2022 at 8:41:13 PM, Alan <nuh-uh@nope.com> wrote:

    JollyRoger saying it works confirms nothing that is worth acknowledging.

    Except that I backed him up.

    Repeating what you say you did on the wrong iOS doesn't mean anything.

    You are a tiresome little man, aren't you?

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