• Apple is for women, MicroSoft is for men, distros are for punks.

    From Relf@21:1/5 to All on Mon May 13 09:08:17 2024
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    Crump wrote: iMacs aren't my way.

    Apple is for women, MicroSoft is for men, distros are for punks.

    Speaking of punks... Switzerland's "Nemo" won Eurovision 2024:
    YouTube.COM/shorts/ANHUPakCwXE

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  • From Andrew@21:1/5 to Joel on Tue May 14 00:21:27 2024
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    Joel wrote on Mon, 13 May 2024 12:27:34 -0400 :

    Crump wrote: iMacs aren't my way.

    Apple is for women, MicroSoft is for men, distros are for punks.

    You don't even like Winblows, though, you hack it to pieces to make it conform to your standards. You haven't gotten 11, yet. You block
    updates, you turn it into a faux Linux machine in a sense, a sleeker
    NT setup than is installed by default. Nothing particularly wrong
    with it, I guess (kind of like Russell's Gentoo setup, weird but
    functional), but I'm not a punk for using Mint, it's a kick-ass system
    for a computer like I have, and how I use it.

    1. Apple marketing is brilliant
    2. Apple customers are a special type of gullible person
    3. Apple marketing appeals to the most ignorant & most scared people

    In reality, Apple is like Big Tobacco and Big Soda in that they groom specifically gullible customers to believe in the sugar water they sell.
    <https://youtu.be/cJ9swRs13UA>

    For example, the iPhone owners care about blue versus green bubbles,
    because, to them, it's a status symbol - just like the YELLOW! phone is.
    <https://www.designrush.com/news/apple-hello-yellow-iphone-14-commercial>

    If you look at Apple's description of release content, it's all emoji.
    The Apple customer, in general, is a herd animal easily fooled with
    gimmicks such as biometric locks (which by all counts are just a gimmick).

    The reason people buy Apple products is they're scared and Apple sells them with brilliant marketing that a yellow phone with emoji makes them safer!

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  • From Fritz Wuehler@21:1/5 to Usenet@Jeff-Relf.Me on Tue May 14 04:52:59 2024
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    "Relf" <Usenet@Jeff-Relf.Me> wrote:

    Crump wrote: iMacs aren't my way.

    Apple is for women, MicroSoft is for men, distros are for punks.

    M$ is for naive softies, Linux for true men with both feet firmly on the ground.


    Speaking of punks... Switzerland's "Nemo" won Eurovision 2024:
    YouTube.COM/shorts/ANHUPakCwXE

    And that freaked out Nemo pussy may even fail to cope with a
    Playstation.

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  • From Nomen Nescio@21:1/5 to Usenet@Jeff-Relf.Me on Tue May 14 07:14:47 2024
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    In article <Jeff-Relf.Me@May.13--9.08am.Seattle.2024>
    "Relf" <Usenet@Jeff-Relf.Me> wrote:

    Crump wrote: iMacs aren't my way.

    Apple is for women, MicroSoft is for men, distros are for punks.

    Apple is for people who can't work real jobs.

    Speaking of punks... Switzerland's "Nemo" won Eurovision 2024:
    YouTube.COM/shorts/ANHUPakCwXE

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  • From Chris Ahlstrom@21:1/5 to Andrew on Tue May 14 08:24:54 2024
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    Andrew wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:

    1. Apple marketing is brilliant

    Except for the recent video showing a thinner, more breakable iPad
    crushing a buncha musical instruments.

    “Creativity is in our DNA at Apple, and it’s incredibly important to us to
    design products that empower creatives all over the world,” Myhren told Ad
    Age. “Our goal is to always celebrate the myriad of ways users express
    themselves and bring their ideas to life through iPad. We missed the mark
    with this video, and we’re sorry.”

    2. Apple customers are a special type of gullible person

    https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/threads/mac-eye-for-the-windows-guy.34755/

    <chuckle>

    3. Apple marketing appeals to the most ignorant & most scared people

    https://www.pinterest.com/pin/687432330617802108/

    iPhone vs Android users

    --
    Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

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  • From Yamn2 Remailer@21:1/5 to Chris Ahlstrom on Tue May 14 19:48:38 2024
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    On Tue 14 May 2024 3:24 pm, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
    1. Apple marketing is brilliant

    The Beatles survivors shudda sued the ass off Blowjobs. Then he would
    have been forced to change it to Watermelon or Banana.

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  • From Chris Ahlstrom@21:1/5 to All on Tue May 14 16:15:33 2024
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    Yamn2 Remailer wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:

    On Tue 14 May 2024 3:24 pm, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
    1. Apple marketing is brilliant

    The Beatles survivors shudda sued the ass off Blowjobs. Then he would
    have been forced to change it to Watermelon or Banana.

    wtf?

    oh.

    --
    They spell it "da Vinci" and pronounce it "da Vinchy". Foreigners
    always spell better than they pronounce.
    -- Mark Twain

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  • From Nomen Nescio@21:1/5 to noreply@mixmin.net on Tue May 14 23:01:01 2024
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    In article <20240514.194838.8ebe4aeb@mixmin.net>
    Yamn2 Remailer <noreply@mixmin.net> wrote:

    On Tue 14 May 2024 3:24 pm, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
    1. Apple marketing is brilliant

    The Beatles survivors shudda sued the ass off Blowjobs. Then he would
    have been forced to change it to Watermelon or Banana.

    Yawn.

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