• Re: I killed my computer

    From rbowman@21:1/5 to Joel W. Crump on Sun Aug 24 03:21:17 2025
    On Sat, 23 Aug 2025 21:17:49 -0400, Joel W. Crump wrote:


    Sucks, huh. The power button just did nothing. So I found this mini PC
    on Amazon for about $200 with an offer to pay in installments, and it
    turns out it actually comes with Win11 *Pro*, not Home.

    The Beelink I bought was around $350 iirc and I was surprised it had Pro. Windows didn't last very long but I was wondering if the license was
    legit.

    https://www.bee-link.com/products/beelink-me-mini-n150

    I read a review this morning but I'll be dipped if I can find the link.
    The 64 GB eMMC is only meant for the OS. Knock yourself out with the
    additional M.2 slots. Beelink said 'NAS Yeah we can do that."

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From CtrlAltDel@21:1/5 to Joel W. Crump on Sun Aug 24 04:58:18 2025
    On Sat, 23 Aug 2025 21:17:49 -0400, Joel W. Crump wrote:

    Friday beginning in my time zone. But it was still hot enough, this
    time of year, and I was wearing a t-shirt instead of going bare-chested,
    and I have really long hair that I didn't bother to tie back behind my
    neck, and the body heat produced by laboring with the computer hardware
    made me sweat profusely, and sweat killed my motherboard.

    Seems like the absorbent hair from the thick and crusty neck-beard would
    have prevented any perspiration from dropping on the motherboard.

    Also, the extremely long nose hairs intertwined with your handlebar
    mustache and ear hair should have formed another layer of protective
    barrier against sweat dripping down onto the computer.

    I don't believe you are telling the truth about what happened. What
    really happened? Did you spill a can of Milwaukee's Best on it? Maybe some tobacco juice from your spit cup turned over? The solo cup you piss in to
    save time going back and forth to the back porch to piss spilled onto it?

    Just tell the truth instead of coming up with all these elaborate
    scenarios.

    --
    All of Usenet is in a psychological, emotional, and antisocial free fall
    into an abyss and fully immersed in a drowning pool of mental illness.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From vallor@21:1/5 to All on Sun Aug 24 05:43:11 2025
    On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 01:08:34 -0400, "Joel W. Crump" <joelcrump@gmail.com>
    wrote in <n7xqQ.304894$3yJ3.219881@fx16.iad>:

    On 8/24/2025 12:58 AM, CtrlAltDel wrote:

    Friday beginning in my time zone. But it was still hot enough, this
    time of year, and I was wearing a t-shirt instead of going
    bare-chested,
    and I have really long hair that I didn't bother to tie back behind my
    neck, and the body heat produced by laboring with the computer
    hardware made me sweat profusely, and sweat killed my motherboard.

    Seems like the absorbent hair from the thick and crusty neck-beard
    would have prevented any perspiration from dropping on the motherboard.

    Also, the extremely long nose hairs intertwined with your handlebar
    mustache and ear hair should have formed another layer of protective
    barrier against sweat dripping down onto the computer.

    I don't believe you are telling the truth about what happened. What
    really happened? Did you spill a can of Milwaukee's Best on it? Maybe
    some tobacco juice from your spit cup turned over? The solo cup you
    piss in to save time going back and forth to the back porch to piss
    spilled onto it?

    Just tell the truth instead of coming up with all these elaborate
    scenarios.


    I've had enough of dumbass Satan puppets trying to tell me what's
    happening in my fucking house, with my possessions. Fuck off. I told
    you what I did and what happened. Enough with your retarded replies questioning it. Drop dead, asshole.

    I'm not sure, but I don't think "drop dead, asshole" is something
    Jesus would say.

    Sorry to hear about your computer. It's possible that hosing the
    motherboard down with alcohol or contact cleaner might
    recover it.

    --
    -v System76 Thelio Mega v1.1 x86_64 NVIDIA RTX 3090Ti 24G
    OS: Linux 6.16.2 D: Mint 22.1 DE: Xfce 4.18
    NVIDIA: 580.76.05 Mem: 258G
    "If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From CtrlAltDel@21:1/5 to Joel W. Crump on Sun Aug 24 05:56:59 2025
    On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 01:08:34 -0400, Joel W. Crump wrote:

    On 8/24/2025 12:58 AM, CtrlAltDel wrote:

    Friday beginning in my time zone. But it was still hot enough, this
    time of year, and I was wearing a t-shirt instead of going
    bare-chested,
    and I have really long hair that I didn't bother to tie back behind my
    neck, and the body heat produced by laboring with the computer
    hardware made me sweat profusely, and sweat killed my motherboard.

    Seems like the absorbent hair from the thick and crusty neck-beard
    would have prevented any perspiration from dropping on the motherboard.

    Also, the extremely long nose hairs intertwined with your handlebar
    mustache and ear hair should have formed another layer of protective
    barrier against sweat dripping down onto the computer.

    I don't believe you are telling the truth about what happened. What
    really happened? Did you spill a can of Milwaukee's Best on it? Maybe
    some tobacco juice from your spit cup turned over? The solo cup you
    piss in to save time going back and forth to the back porch to piss
    spilled onto it?

    Just tell the truth instead of coming up with all these elaborate
    scenarios.


    I've had enough of dumbass Satan puppets trying to tell me what's
    happening in my fucking house, with my possessions. Fuck off. I told
    you what I did and what happened. Enough with your retarded replies questioning it. Drop dead, asshole.

    You also told us recently that a video melted both your TV and GPU and
    that Linux Mint told you that you weren't allowed to update because you
    were already using Linux Mint.

    I don't think you tell the truth. I think you think up imaginary and outlandish scenarios to garner attention to feed your lonely existence.

    --
    All of Usenet is in a psychological, emotional, and antisocial free fall
    into an abyss and fully immersed in a drowning pool of mental illness.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From =?UTF-8?B?8J+HtfCfh7FKYWNlayBNYXJja@21:1/5 to All on Sun Aug 24 07:54:21 2025
    W dniu 24.08.2025 o 03:17, Joel W. Crump pisze:
    So, you might've wondered where I was yesterday, well, I had no way to
    post, because I have an Android phone in which there is no usable app
    for NNTP.

    This is false! Thre are NNTP clients for Android:

    <https://news.individual.net/config.php#android>

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Chris Ahlstrom@21:1/5 to Joel W. Crump on Sun Aug 24 09:22:53 2025
    Joel W. Crump wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    So, you might've wondered where I was yesterday, well, I had no way to
    post, because I have an Android phone in which there is no usable app
    for NNTP. Here's how it went down, I got the new GPU delivered, and got around to trying to install it during the night as Thursday was ending
    and Friday beginning in my time zone. But it was still hot enough, this
    time of year, and I was wearing a t-shirt instead of going bare-chested,
    and I have really long hair that I didn't bother to tie back behind my
    neck, and the body heat produced by laboring with the computer hardware
    made me sweat profusely, and sweat killed my motherboard.

    I once zapped a motherboard by installing it with some of support
    pins (metal standoffs IIRC) missing.

    Doh!

    Sucks, huh. The power button just did nothing. So I found this mini PC
    on Amazon for about $200 with an offer to pay in installments, and it
    turns out it actually comes with Win11 *Pro*, not Home. Interesting.
    I'm probably going to replace it with Debian 13, like I had on the Aorus self-assembled PC that I destroyed, but I wanted to experiment with
    Win11, first, to see how bad it would be on a low-end CPU (it's four
    core four thread, I think, Intel). Interestingly, it says it has a Gb
    NIC but the speed with a cable was only 100 Mb/s, it's faster with its
    WiFi, if I'd known that it wouldn't have taken such an eternity to do
    the updates, but oh well, that's all done now.

    I just noticed that the model of mini PC I bought a few months ago
    for about $130 is now $160, though currently a limited time deal of $128.

    --
    "As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty,
    and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life -- so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls."
    -- Matt Cartmill

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From -hh@21:1/5 to Joel W. Crump on Sun Aug 24 09:41:38 2025
    On 8/23/25 21:17, Joel W. Crump wrote:
    So, you might've wondered where I was yesterday, well, I had no way to
    post, because I have an Android phone in which there is no usable app
    for NNTP.  Here's how it went down, I got the new GPU delivered, and got around to trying to install it ...

    You got *yet another* GPU board for that thing?


    ... So I found this mini PC
    on Amazon for about $200 with an offer to pay in installments, and it
    turns out it actually comes with Win11 *Pro*, not Home....


    Which is the "Sam Vimes theory of socioeconomic unfairness" in action...

    <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boots_theory>


    -hh

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Chris Ahlstrom@21:1/5 to Joel W. Crump on Sun Aug 24 09:34:00 2025
    Joel W. Crump wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    On 8/24/2025 1:43 AM, vallor wrote:

    Sorry to hear about your computer. It's possible that hosing the
    motherboard down with alcohol or contact cleaner might
    recover it.

    Possible, yes, but I'm not that skilled with hardware to be honest, I
    can work with it, but it's a pain. This mini PC was easy, just plug in
    the HDMI and USB and audio cables, boom. Updating Win11 took forever
    but it worked. Probably will go to Linux, though, because I don't
    really believe I'm getting maximum performance from Windows. Who knows, though. I'm experimenting with it for the moment.

    There's always dual boot. That's what I have on my N100 Trycoo.
    I boot to Windows when it's time to make a release, which isn't all
    that often.

    --
    I remember Ulysses well... Left one day for the post office to mail a letter, met a blonde named Circe on the streetcar, and didn't come back for 20 years.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From rbowman@21:1/5 to Joel W. Crump on Mon Aug 25 01:03:21 2025
    On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 13:54:32 -0400, Joel W. Crump wrote:

    Presumably this China-based "OEM" is selling WinPro licenses not
    obtained from Microsoft but from resellers, as the cheapskates who self-assemble tend to use (rather than paying $200 retail or the System Builder price from Newegg et al).

    I've never bought a Windows license directly so I don't know how that
    goes. My builds were always used Linux.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From CtrlAltDel@21:1/5 to rbowman on Mon Aug 25 01:31:13 2025
    On 25 Aug 2025 01:03:21 GMT, rbowman wrote:

    On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 13:54:32 -0400, Joel W. Crump wrote:

    Presumably this China-based "OEM" is selling WinPro licenses not
    obtained from Microsoft but from resellers, as the cheapskates who
    self-assemble tend to use (rather than paying $200 retail or the System
    Builder price from Newegg et al).

    I've never bought a Windows license directly so I don't know how that
    goes. My builds were always used Linux.

    I didn't realize people still used Windows.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From rbowman@21:1/5 to CtrlAltDel on Mon Aug 25 04:27:20 2025
    On 25 Aug 2025 01:31:13 GMT, CtrlAltDel wrote:

    On 25 Aug 2025 01:03:21 GMT, rbowman wrote:

    On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 13:54:32 -0400, Joel W. Crump wrote:

    Presumably this China-based "OEM" is selling WinPro licenses not
    obtained from Microsoft but from resellers, as the cheapskates who
    self-assemble tend to use (rather than paying $200 retail or the
    System Builder price from Newegg et al).

    I've never bought a Windows license directly so I don't know how that
    goes. My builds were always used Linux.

    I didn't realize people still used Windows.

    You really have to get out of the basement more often.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From chrisv@21:1/5 to -hh on Mon Aug 25 06:34:30 2025
    -hh wrote:

    Joel W. Crump wrote:

    ... So I found this mini PC
    on Amazon for about $200 with an offer to pay in installments, and it
    turns out it actually comes with Win11 *Pro*, not Home....

    Which is the "Sam Vimes theory of socioeconomic unfairness" in action...

    <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boots_theory>

    Yeah, but if he would get a job, he may not need to borrow.

    --
    "Apple is put down when they support both closed source and open
    source software." - some thing, lying shamelessly (but no one can
    quote it lying)

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)