While walking down a trail deep in suburbia, my shoe became untied and I
fell because of that and broke my ankle. That's it, I'm never wearing
shoes again. Shoes don't just *become* untied on their own. Shoe
companies have a reason to hate me because I only buy shoes when the
previous pair are completely worn out and disintegrating on my feet. They
like regular customers and I ain't that.

I was riding my bicycle in the park yesterday and as I was just beginning
to go down a rather steep incline, leading to a lake, the tire developed a
flat and I rolled down the hill into the lake. It was embarrassing as
hell. That's it, I'm never riding a bike with tires on it again. Other people's bike tires don't go flat just at the exact wrong moment; think
about it. Big Bike and their subsidiaries have been out to get me ever
since I got my first Schwinn when I was 5 years old.

About a week ago, I got choked on a bologna sandwich, with lettuce and tomatoes, and very nearly had a horrible catastrophe before I finally
gagged it up. That's it, I'm never eating again. Food had it's chance
and now I'm done with it.







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On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 03:06:21 -0400, Joel W. Crump wrote:

<yawn>

Just having a bit of lighthearted fun at your expense, Joel. You're all
right by me.


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None of that nonsense takes away from the fact that
faggot Joel LIKES the smell & taste of a little boy's feces.

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CtrlAltDel wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

<snip>

Bill Gates is ultra-rich, famous and more beloved these days
for his philanthropy than he was when he was making that
Microsoft fortune that makes his generosity possible. What
could he possibly have to regret? But Mr. Gates told
Bloomberg's Global Business Forum this week that he wished
he didn't have to press CtrlAltDel to log into
your computer. I'm not sure you can go back and change
small things in your life without putting the other things
at risk, he said. Sure, if I could make one small edit,
I'd make that a single-key operation. Bill Gates says that
the IBM keyboard designers resisted the idea of a single
click like the one Apple has. Everyone needs three fingers
and two hands - unless you're LeBron James - to hit
CtrlAltDel.

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On 2025-08-24 3:00 a.m., CtrlAltDel wrote:

While walking down a trail deep in suburbia, my shoe became untied and I
fell because of that and broke my ankle. That's it, I'm never wearing
shoes again. Shoes don't just *become* untied on their own. Shoe
companies have a reason to hate me because I only buy shoes when the
previous pair are completely worn out and disintegrating on my feet. They like regular customers and I ain't that.

I was riding my bicycle in the park yesterday and as I was just beginning
to go down a rather steep incline, leading to a lake, the tire developed a flat and I rolled down the hill into the lake. It was embarrassing as
hell. That's it, I'm never riding a bike with tires on it again. Other people's bike tires don't go flat just at the exact wrong moment; think
about it. Big Bike and their subsidiaries have been out to get me ever
since I got my first Schwinn when I was 5 years old.

About a week ago, I got choked on a bologna sandwich, with lettuce and tomatoes, and very nearly had a horrible catastrophe before I finally
gagged it up. That's it, I'm never eating again. Food had it's chance
and now I'm done with it.

I swear that for a minute, I was convinced that I was reading an
authentic Joel Crump post. I was only brought back to reality when I
realized that girl cock hadn't been mentioned anywhere.

--
God be with you,

CrudeSausage
Islam is the enemy
John 14:6

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W dniu 24.08.2025 o 09:00, CtrlAltDel pisze:

That's it, I'm never eating again. Food had it's chance
and now I'm done with it.

In 2004y. I tried something like that. Then imprison me in psychiatrist hospital for few months, and give me "mentally mad" diagnosis, and
obligation to cure with psycho-drugs till end of my life.

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On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 16:50:52 +0200, 🇵🇱Jacek Marcin Jaworski🇵🇱 wrote:

W dniu 24.08.2025 o 09:00, CtrlAltDel pisze:

That's it, I'm never eating again. Food had it's chance and now I'm
done with it.

In 2004y. I tried something like that. Then imprison me in psychiatrist hospital for few months, and give me "mentally mad" diagnosis, and
obligation to cure with psycho-drugs till end of my life.

Dammit. Everyone in this group is crazy as fuck.

Joel thinks everything and everyone is out to get him because he is gay.
Every single thing that he does to screw something up is because *they*
are behind it and *they* don't like him personally.

Farley is an authentic mental retard that likely types with his nose and
hasn't typed a single sentence without cursing in 15 years. GinTwo sucks,
btw.

And now I find out that you tried to starve yourself to death for who
knows what bizarre reason other than insanity.

COLA truly is turning out to be a genuine KoOk group the more I look
around.


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On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 19:30:25 -0000 (UTC), CtrlAltDel wrote:

Joel thinks everything and everyone is out to get him because he is gay.

"Joel" is not a fucking queer. "Joel" is just a phony baloney troll.

If he were a real faggot, he would back up his words with pics and
vids, but he does not.

But he has YOU fooled, which is not surprising because you are a total
idiot.

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On 2025-08-24, CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> wrote:

On 2025-08-24 3:00 a.m., CtrlAltDel wrote:

While walking down a trail deep in suburbia, my shoe became untied and I
fell because of that and broke my ankle. That's it, I'm never wearing
shoes again. Shoes don't just *become* untied on their own. Shoe
companies have a reason to hate me because I only buy shoes when the
previous pair are completely worn out and disintegrating on my feet. They
like regular customers and I ain't that.

I was riding my bicycle in the park yesterday and as I was just beginning
to go down a rather steep incline, leading to a lake, the tire developed a >> flat and I rolled down the hill into the lake. It was embarrassing as
hell. That's it, I'm never riding a bike with tires on it again. Other
people's bike tires don't go flat just at the exact wrong moment; think
about it. Big Bike and their subsidiaries have been out to get me ever
since I got my first Schwinn when I was 5 years old.

About a week ago, I got choked on a bologna sandwich, with lettuce and
tomatoes, and very nearly had a horrible catastrophe before I finally
gagged it up. That's it, I'm never eating again. Food had it's chance
and now I'm done with it.

I swear that for a minute, I was convinced that I was reading an
authentic Joel Crump post. I was only brought back to reality when I
realized that girl cock hadn't been mentioned anywhere.

Ewwwwwwwwwe :(

--
pothead

"Our lives are fashioned by our choices. First we make our choices.
Then our choices make us."
-- Anne Frank

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On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 19:41:56 +0000, Diego Garcia wrote:

On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 19:30:25 -0000 (UTC), CtrlAltDel wrote:

Joel thinks everything and everyone is out to get him because he is
gay.

"Joel" is not a fucking queer. "Joel" is just a phony baloney troll.

If he were a real faggot, he would back up his words with pics and vids,
but he does not.

But he has YOU fooled, which is not surprising because you are a total
idiot.

You are thirsting for those photos, aren't you?

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On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 19:30:25 -0000 (UTC), CtrlAltDel <Altie@BHam.com>
wrote in <108fp8h$30hvj$1@dont-email.me>:

On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 16:50:52 +0200, 🇵🇱Jacek Marcin Jaworski🇵🇱 wrote:

W dniu 24.08.2025 o 09:00, CtrlAltDel pisze:

That's it, I'm never eating again. Food had it's chance and now I'm
done with it.

In 2004y. I tried something like that. Then imprison me in psychiatrist
hospital for few months, and give me "mentally mad" diagnosis, and
obligation to cure with psycho-drugs till end of my life.

Dammit. Everyone in this group is crazy as fuck.

Joel thinks everything and everyone is out to get him because he is gay. Every single thing that he does to screw something up is because *they*
are behind it and *they* don't like him personally.

Farley is an authentic mental retard that likely types with his nose and hasn't typed a single sentence without cursing in 15 years. GinTwo
sucks,
btw.

And now I find out that you tried to starve yourself to death for who
knows what bizarre reason other than insanity.

COLA truly is turning out to be a genuine KoOk group the more I look
around.

Are you trying to say that we're all a bit "touched"? ;)

Everybody has their quirks. Just because you don't admit yours
doesn't mean you don't have them...hmmm?

After all, one has to be a little daft to have an oddball
sense of humor, wouldn't you say?

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