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  • Re: The best programming language is...

    From "I don't know@21:1/5 to All on Mon Oct 17 06:08:57 2022
    Stormin' Norman kirjutas Reede, 4. aprill 2008 kl 02:44:37 UTC+3:
    Did you read the URLs at the end?
    Oh. My. God.
    #7 an #4 made me laugh so hard it hurt!
    -<$#Stormin' Norman#$>-
    In the alt.humor.best-of-usenet Newsgroup, "John W. Krahn" <som...@example.com> wrote:

    From: Guy Macon <"http://www.guymacon.com/"@-.->
    Newsgroups: misc.business.product-dev,comp.programming
    Subject: The best programming language is...

    There has been a lot of talk letely about which programming
    language is best. The following should clear up any confusion.

    The best programming language is, of course, the BEST
    programming language.

    BEST is a programming language that I developed to answer the
    frequently asked question "Which programming language is best?"
    once and for all.

    BEST is a Befunge-93[2] pseudocompiler written in Malborge[3][6]
    with library calls to routines written in Microsoft[4] Visual >BogusFORTH+++[7] (!Kung edition)[9] that invoke various trinary
    functions written in[5] Reverse Polish Whitespace (for clarity).[1]

    I hope this helps...

    References:
    [1] http://compsoc.dur.ac.uk/whitespace/
    [2] http://catseye.tc/projects/befunge93/doc/befunge93.html
    [7] http://zapatopi.net/blackhelicopters/
    [3] http://www.lscheffer.com/malbolge.shtml
    [4] http://www.cantrip.org/nobugs.html
    [5] If I gave you the URL for [5] I would have to kill you.
    [w] HTTP://WWW.GUYMACON.COM/FUN/QUESTION/INDEX.HTM
    [6] ftp://ftp.freebsd.org/pub/FreeBSD/ports/distfiles/malbolge.tar.gz
    [9] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/!Kung_language



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