• Re: FREE GAME: Caribbean Crashers

    From Zaghadka@21:1/5 to Spalls Hurgenson on Sun Jul 13 11:50:34 2025
    On Sun, 13 Jul 2025 12:28:36 -0400, in comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action,
    Spalls Hurgenson wrote:


    I just say that they're free, not that they're any good.

    * Caribbean Crashers >https://store.steampowered.com/app/2921380/Caribbean_Crashers/
    A sort of "Angry Birds" except with pirates. Also, the
    pirates can shoot back in this one so there's a little bit
    of a strategy element to this one. For what it is -a small,
    casual mobile-style game- it doesn't look AWFUL but it's
    not the sort of game I'd rush out to get.

    You have until the 17th to grab this one, if it's your thing (or if
    The Number has been nagging you)

    Oh boy! Another mobile port.

    Do these people even know what the PC Master Race is? Stick it in the
    Microsoft Store guys, with Candy Crush.

    --
    Zag

    What's the point of growing up
    if you can't be childish sometimes? ...Terrance Dicks, BBC

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From JAB@21:1/5 to Spalls Hurgenson on Mon Jul 14 07:59:14 2025
    On 13/07/2025 21:31, Spalls Hurgenson wrote:
    I don't actually have a problem with mobile games (well, not with the programs designed to be_games_ first and revenue generators second).
    I don't think their style of gameplay is suited for PCs, even those
    that are -ultimately- primarily used on the go (laptops, steamdecks).
    The simplistic gameplay of 'mobile titles' is better suited to devices
    with similary simple controls and that you can boot/run in seconds.
    Even with the best PC, you aren't going to have the same experience.

    I agree, so to me the problem is that there are some good games out
    there but they are drowned out by the slop which is MTX vehicles. The
    ones I find that work are those that have simple controls, can be played
    in small sessions (10-20mins) and aren't that taxing on the grey matter. Overboard (a choose your own adventure with some graphics and the twist
    that the idea is to use what you learnt in your last run though to get a
    better outcome) is a good example of this and is far better suited to a
    mobile platform (in my case an iPad) than a PC.

    I learnt what works the hard way as two games I very much enjoyed on the
    PC are Invisible Inc. and Sunless Sea. Why not get them for the iPad
    then I thought. Not great I must say as although the controls are ok I
    find mobile gaming on the move has one big disadvantage for me. I get
    easily distracted by my surroundings. It's one of the reasons I've never
    got a Steam Deck even though is solves a lot of issues I have of mobile
    gaming.

    The other problem I've found with mobile games is that in my experience
    they have a habit of being abandoned by the devs which considering the
    rapid turn around of iOS updates means you end up with dead games.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Dimensional Traveler@21:1/5 to Spalls Hurgenson on Mon Jul 14 17:33:05 2025
    On 7/14/2025 8:43 AM, Spalls Hurgenson wrote:
    On Sun, 13 Jul 2025 22:48:50 +0200, Kyonshi <gmkeros@gmail.com> wrote:
    On Sun, 13 Jul 2025 12:28:36 -0400, in comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action,
    Spalls Hurgenson wrote:


    * Caribbean Crashers
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/2921380/Caribbean_Crashers/


    I had to think if I really wanted this one, but then the number lured me
    in...



    <rubs hands together evilly>

    Yes. Yes. Give in to The Number. Let it rule your decisions. Soon your library shall be overly large and then... THEN...

    ...ummm...

    ... wait, what's the end-goal to this plan?

    ;-)


    Once you have the most Number? To die! Of course.

    --
    I've done good in this world. Now I'm tired and just want to be a cranky
    dirty old man.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Xocyll@21:1/5 to All on Tue Jul 15 05:19:12 2025
    Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> looked up from reading the entrails of the porn spammer to utter "The Augury is good, the signs
    say:

    On Sun, 13 Jul 2025 22:48:50 +0200, Kyonshi <gmkeros@gmail.com> wrote:
    On Sun, 13 Jul 2025 12:28:36 -0400, in comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action,
    Spalls Hurgenson wrote:


    * Caribbean Crashers
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/2921380/Caribbean_Crashers/


    I had to think if I really wanted this one, but then the number lured me >>in...



    <rubs hands together evilly>

    Yes. Yes. Give in to The Number. Let it rule your decisions. Soon your >library shall be overly large and then... THEN...

    ...ummm...

    ... wait, what's the end-goal to this plan?

    ;-)

    To become more bloated than Microsoft.

    Xocyll
    --
    I don't particularly want you to FOAD, myself. You'll be more of
    a cautionary example if you'll FO And Get Chronically, Incurably,
    Painfully, Progressively, Expensively, Debilitatingly Ill. So
    FOAGCIPPEDI. -- Mike Andrews responding to an idiot in asr

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Dimensional Traveler@21:1/5 to Kyonshi on Tue Jul 15 07:24:07 2025
    On 7/15/2025 12:38 AM, Kyonshi wrote:
    On 7/15/2025 2:33 AM, Dimensional Traveler wrote:
    On 7/14/2025 8:43 AM, Spalls Hurgenson wrote:
    On Sun, 13 Jul 2025 22:48:50 +0200, Kyonshi <gmkeros@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>> On Sun, 13 Jul 2025 12:28:36 -0400, in comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action, >>>>> Spalls Hurgenson wrote:


    * Caribbean Crashers
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/2921380/Caribbean_Crashers/


    I had to think if I really wanted this one, but then the number
    lured me
    in...



    <rubs hands together evilly>

    Yes. Yes. Give in to The Number. Let it rule your decisions. Soon your
    library shall be overly large and then... THEN...

    ...ummm...

    ... wait, what's the end-goal to this plan?

    ;-)


    Once you have the most Number?  To die!  Of course.


    beforehand you can tell all those youngsters that you had the highest
    number

    Exactly! He/She/It that has the most games wins! :P

    --
    I've done good in this world. Now I'm tired and just want to be a cranky
    dirty old man.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Zaghadka@21:1/5 to Spalls Hurgenson on Tue Jul 15 10:29:16 2025
    On Mon, 14 Jul 2025 11:43:41 -0400, in comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action,
    Spalls Hurgenson wrote:

    ... wait, what's the end-goal to this plan?

    To defeat The Unholy Zero and clutter *everyone's* libraries with cruft
    and fluff that they cannot avoid while looking for something they
    actually want to play.

    It's a bit like the Church of Eris, now that I think about it.

    --
    Zag

    What's the point of growing up
    if you can't be childish sometimes? ...Terrance Dicks, BBC

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Zaghadka@21:1/5 to Kyonshi on Wed Jul 16 11:51:55 2025
    On Wed, 16 Jul 2025 00:20:03 +0200, in comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action,
    Kyonshi wrote:

    On 7/15/2025 5:29 PM, Zaghadka wrote:
    On Mon, 14 Jul 2025 11:43:41 -0400, in comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action,
    Spalls Hurgenson wrote:

    ... wait, what's the end-goal to this plan?

    To defeat The Unholy Zero and clutter *everyone's* libraries with cruft
    and fluff that they cannot avoid while looking for something they
    actually want to play.

    It's a bit like the Church of Eris, now that I think about it.


    does it also involve hot dogs?

    Of course!

    --
    Pope Zaghadka III
    Every man, woman, and child on this Earth
    is a genuine and authorized Pope.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)