• Re: Free Game Bundle On GOG

    From Zaghadka@21:1/5 to Spalls Hurgenson on Sat Aug 2 11:08:08 2025
    On Sat, 02 Aug 2025 11:49:04 -0400, in comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action,
    Spalls Hurgenson wrote:


    In response to the recent de-listing of various adult games on Steam
    and Itch.io (due to pressure from credit cards and various "oh my gosh
    the children must be protected" advocacy groups), GOG is offering a
    selection of mature+ rated games for free on its platform.

    These include:
    - Postal 2
    - Agony (w/ Unrated edition)
    - Leap of Love
    - Being a DIK (season 1)
    - Leap of Faith
    - House Party
    - Hunie Pop
    - Lust Theory
    - Treasures of Nadia
    - Summer's Gone (season 1)
    - Fetish Locator (week 1)
    - Sapphire Safari
    - Helping the Hotties

    Available here: https://items.gog.com/freedomtobuy/index.html

    Grab the ones you want and skip the ones you don't; no judgements
    here. To quote the recently departed Tom Lehrer:

    Smut!
    Give me smut and nothing but!
    A dirty novel I can't shut,
    If it's uncut, ad unsubt- le.

    (bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards,
    neckties, Samplers, stained-glass windows, tattoos,
    anything! More, more, I'm still not satisfied!)


    As you say, it was *not* clear. I clicked on one game!

    I have a library to be ashamed of now. Not really. Lol. Well, maybe
    people will wonder when I die, but I'll be dead.

    I guess I just won't play them? Naw. I do have both of the modern LSL
    games, and since I bought them, I get inundated with the smutty games
    ads. Now maybe they'll stop!

    ...time to refresh the paper towels (for cleaning the monitor) on my
    desk. }B^>

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  • From Ant@21:1/5 to Spalls Hurgenson on Sat Aug 2 19:38:13 2025
    I only wanted Postal 2, so I had to get all!


    Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote:

    In response to the recent de-listing of various adult games on Steam
    and Itch.io (due to pressure from credit cards and various "oh my gosh
    the children must be protected" advocacy groups), GOG is offering a
    selection of mature+ rated games for free on its platform.

    These include:
    - Postal 2
    - Agony (w/ Unrated edition)
    - Leap of Love
    - Being a DIK (season 1)
    - Leap of Faith
    - House Party
    - Hunie Pop
    - Lust Theory
    - Treasures of Nadia
    - Summer's Gone (season 1)
    - Fetish Locator (week 1)
    - Sapphire Safari
    - Helping the Hotties

    Available here: https://items.gog.com/freedomtobuy/index.html

    Grab the ones you want and skip the ones you don't; no judgements
    here. To quote the recently departed Tom Lehrer:

    Smut!
    Give me smut and nothing but!
    A dirty novel I can't shut,
    If it's uncut, ad unsubt- le.

    (bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards,
    neckties, Samplers, stained-glass windows, tattoos,
    anything! More, more, I'm still not satisfied!)



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  • From Ant@21:1/5 to Dimensional Traveler on Sat Aug 2 22:13:23 2025
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:
    On 8/2/2025 12:38 PM, Ant wrote:
    I only wanted Postal 2, so I had to get all!

    You just couldn't separate the porn from the mass murder!

    How come Postal 1 wasn't included?
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  • From Dimensional Traveler@21:1/5 to Ant on Sat Aug 2 14:46:27 2025
    On 8/2/2025 12:38 PM, Ant wrote:
    I only wanted Postal 2, so I had to get all!

    You just couldn't separate the porn from the mass murder!

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  • From Xocyll@21:1/5 to All on Mon Aug 4 06:32:41 2025
    Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> looked up from reading the entrails of the porn spammer to utter "The Augury is good, the signs
    say:


    In response to the recent de-listing of various adult games on Steam
    and Itch.io (due to pressure from credit cards and various "oh my gosh
    the children must be protected" advocacy groups), GOG is offering a
    selection of mature+ rated games for free on its platform.

    These include:
    - Postal 2
    - Agony (w/ Unrated edition)
    - Leap of Love
    - Being a DIK (season 1)
    - Leap of Faith
    - House Party
    - Hunie Pop
    - Lust Theory
    - Treasures of Nadia
    - Summer's Gone (season 1)
    - Fetish Locator (week 1)
    - Sapphire Safari
    - Helping the Hotties

    Available here: https://items.gog.com/freedomtobuy/index.html

    Grab the ones you want and skip the ones you don't; no judgements
    here. To quote the recently departed Tom Lehrer:

    Smut!
    Give me smut and nothing but!
    A dirty novel I can't shut,
    If it's uncut, ad unsubt- le.

    (bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards,
    neckties, Samplers, stained-glass windows, tattoos,
    anything! More, more, I'm still not satisfied!)

    You should have given a link, so those that don't know can experience
    the wonder of Tom Lehrer.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaHDBL7dVgs

    Xocyll
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  • From candycanearter07@21:1/5 to Ant on Wed Aug 6 19:40:07 2025
    Ant <ant@zimage.comANT> wrote at 22:13 this Saturday (GMT):
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:
    On 8/2/2025 12:38 PM, Ant wrote:
    I only wanted Postal 2, so I had to get all!

    You just couldn't separate the porn from the mass murder!

    How come Postal 1 wasn't included?


    Maybe it was too violent? Who knows.




    I'm glad they gave us the only other game in the series (2), though.
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  • From Mark P. Nelson@21:1/5 to Spalls Hurgenson on Thu Aug 7 15:48:29 2025
    Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote in news:ftj79kts8bb4u4ckpos72uot05n9uh9r29@4ax.com:

    How come Postal 1 wasn't included?

    They gave away the first Postal game ("Classic and Uncut") 4 years and a computer ago--I
    have it in my library. I installed and played it for a whole 2 minutes.

    -mpn-
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  • From candycanearter07@21:1/5 to Spalls Hurgenson on Mon Aug 11 19:50:05 2025
    Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote at 22:09 this Wednesday (GMT):
    [snip]
    So I don't think it's the violence that kept the original "Postal"
    from being included. In some ways, it feels almost tame in comparison
    to some of the over-the-top gore-fests available to us today. I think
    it just wasn't worth the effort... especially since the sequel is so
    much better known.

    Yeah, I guess it makes sense since P2 was the one that got all the
    controversy. Goes with the whole theme of the pack and all.

    (It probably doesn't help that it can serve as advertising for
    recently released "Postal 4" too... which is basically "Postal 2" but
    more so ;-)


    Oh, weird, they skipped 3. Oh well.
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  • From Ant@21:1/5 to Spalls Hurgenson on Wed Aug 13 21:30:10 2025
    Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote:
    ...
    * assuming Gary Coleman was actually real. I'm not entirely sure
    that's true ;-)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k
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