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https://babylonbee.com/news/illegal-immigrants-helpfully-wave-flags-so- ice-knows-where-to-send-them

U.S. — As deportation efforts continued to ramp up across the United
States, several hundred illegal immigrants took to the streets and
helpfully waved the flags of their home countries so ICE would know where
to send them.

ICE agents thanked the illegals for simplifying the process, making it
much easier to know where they came from and what planes to load them on.

"It makes our jobs a lot easier," said immigration agent Hank Simpson.
"Under normal circumstances, we'd have to spend hours or even days trying
to identify these people and figure out where they came from and how to
get them back home. Now, with them out there waving flags, it's pretty cut
and dry."

Mobs of protesters staged marches in U.S. streets to voice opposition to President Donald Trump's crackdown on illegal immigration, bravely
displaying the banners of their home countries. "It eliminates a lot of
the guesswork," Simpson said. "It could've been a lot more frustrating,
but these folks are out here doing us a solid and letting us know right
off the bat where the cargo planes should be sent. We really appreciate
the help."

At publishing time, ICE officials had loaded several hundred people waving Palestinian flags on a flight back to Gaza


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