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Millions without power as Milton churns across Florida
October 10, 20243:26 AM ET
Theres no need for those people to endanger the rest of us, California Governor Gavin Noisome, in Florida for a campaign tour, told FWIWs environmental correspondent William Nye. In an exclusive interview,
granted while exhausted aides took a break from pushing the Govs Tesla
towards what was rumored to be a still-working charging station five miles away, the governor expounded.
Noisome, whose ban on small generators has drawn praise and hosannahs from Mother Gia worshippers around the world, continued: These morons should
have installed solar panels on their roofs, and then theyd have found
plenty of abundant, free energy ready and waiting for them when they came
home and set about rebuilding. Well, thats if they could find their roofs
I understand theres some issue there. [Roof of Tropicana Field, home
of MLBs Tampa Rays, ripped off by Hurricane Milton].
As for those who still have homes but no power, well, why should they be entitled to release greenhouse gases, when residents of my own state are forbidden to? We live in the same world, and Floridians can just join us
in our sacrifices to save it. No air conditioning, and theyre getting a
little warm? Aw, poor babies well be banning a/c for all the Little
People soon, so these suckers can just start getting used to it a little
early. No refrigeration to keep food from spoiling? Thats what canned
tunas for suck it up, Buttercup.
The Governor abruptly ended the interview there, and motioned his aides to resume pushing. Dont forget to vote for me in 28! he shouted to a
small crowd of seemingly-grumpy onlookers as he was rolled away.
https://www.christopherfountain.com/blog/2024/10/10/fortunately-for- florida-residents-the-state-hasnt-banned-portable-generators-like- california-has
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