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  • Trump buries his Ex on a Golf Course for the Tax Rightoffs

    From DirtBag@21:1/5 to All on Fri Aug 5 06:38:04 2022
    Is the pope Catholic? Does a bear shit in the woods? Does Donald Trump strike you as the kind of guy who’d bury his ex-wife on his golf course in order to score a tax break? If you’re a person currently employed by the ex-president or for some reason
    in thrall of him, your answer to that last question is probably “Of course not! How dare you! Donald Trump is a saint and would never dream of such a thing!” If you’re at all in touch with reality, the answer is a resounding “Hell yes” and
    maybe a “I literally can’t think of a person more likely to do this” for good measure. And as it turns out, you may be right!

    Insider reports that “the location of Ivana Trump’s grave—near the first hole of the golf course at Trump National Golf Club—may have tax implications for the business owned by the former president.” And by “tax implications,” the outlet
    obviously means burying his first wife on the property of his golf club may help minimize Trump’s tax bill. While ProPublica previously reported that Trump Family Trust tax documents show the family worked to establish a nonprofit cemetery company in
    Hackettstown, New Jersey—which, under the state’s tax code, would exempt the site from taxes, rates, and assessments, and the company from real estate taxes, rates, and assessments—that’s roughly 20 miles away from where Ivana was laid to rest.
    But according to one tax expert, the 45th president, who has a long history of getting creative with his taxes, may have found a way.

    “As a tax researcher, I was skeptical of rumors Trump buried his ex-wife in that sad little plot of dirt on his Bedminster, NJ golf course just for tax breaks.” Dartmouth sociology professor Brooke Harrington, who wrote a book about how the 1 percent
    avoids paying taxes, tweeted on Saturday. “So I checked the NJ tax code & folks…it’s a trifecta of tax avoidance. Property, income & sales tax, all eliminated.” She noted that, according to state rules, there is “No stipulation regarding a
    minimum # of human remains necessary for the tax breaks to kick in--looks like one corpse will suffice to make at least 3 forms of tax vanish.”

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  • From Scream@21:1/5 to ramp...@gmail.com on Sat Aug 6 03:56:26 2022
    On Friday, August 5, 2022 at 6:38:07 AM UTC-7, ramp...@gmail.com wrote:
    Is the pope Catholic? Does a bear shit in the woods? Does Donald Trump strike you as the kind of guy who’d bury his ex-wife on his golf course in order to score a tax break? If you’re a person currently employed by the ex-president or for some
    reason in thrall of him, your answer to that last question is probably “Of course not! How dare you! Donald Trump is a saint and would never dream of such a thing!” If you’re at all in touch with reality, the answer is a resounding “Hell yes”
    and maybe a “I literally can’t think of a person more likely to do this” for good measure. And as it turns out, you may be right!

    Did Trump just kill his Ex, pushed her down the stairs so he can get the Plaza Hotel back?

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  • From DirtBag@21:1/5 to Scream on Mon Aug 8 07:59:49 2022
    On Saturday, August 6, 2022 at 3:56:28 AM UTC-7, Scream wrote:
    On Friday, August 5, 2022 at 6:38:07 AM UTC-7, ramp...@gmail.com wrote:
    Is the pope Catholic? Does a bear shit in the woods? Does Donald Trump strike you as the kind of guy who’d bury his ex-wife on his golf course in order to score a tax break? If you’re a person currently employed by the ex-president or for some
    reason in thrall of him, your answer to that last question is probably “Of course not! How dare you! Donald Trump is a saint and would never dream of such a thing!” If you’re at all in touch with reality, the answer is a resounding “Hell yes”
    and maybe a “I literally can’t think of a person more likely to do this” for good measure. And as it turns out, you may be right!
    Did Trump just kill his Ex, pushed her down the stairs so he can get the Plaza Hotel back?

    Trump should be chopped up and fed to the Buzzards....

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  • From DirtBag@21:1/5 to Scream on Wed Aug 10 10:48:45 2022
    On Saturday, August 6, 2022 at 3:56:28 AM UTC-7, Scream wrote:
    On Friday, August 5, 2022 at 6:38:07 AM UTC-7, ramp...@gmail.com wrote:
    Is the pope Catholic? Does a bear shit in the woods? Does Donald Trump strike you as the kind of guy who’d bury his ex-wife on his golf course in order to score a tax break? If you’re a person currently employed by the ex-president or for some
    reason in thrall of him, your answer to that last question is probably “Of course not! How dare you! Donald Trump is a saint and would never dream of such a thing!” If you’re at all in touch with reality, the answer is a resounding “Hell yes”
    and maybe a “I literally can’t think of a person more likely to do this” for good measure. And as it turns out, you may be right!
    Did Trump just kill his Ex, pushed her down the stairs so he can get the Plaza Hotel back?

    Trump is a fraud 'through and through'. It is all rushing out everyday..
    I predict Trump is soon indicted. Couldn't happen to a more worthy crook.

    In the end: Trump's family will dump on him and he will go bananas.

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  • From DirtBag@21:1/5 to Scream on Fri Aug 19 13:49:33 2022
    On Saturday, August 6, 2022 at 3:56:28 AM UTC-7, Scream wrote:
    On Friday, August 5, 2022 at 6:38:07 AM UTC-7, ramp...@gmail.com wrote:
    Is the pope Catholic? Does a bear shit in the woods? Does Donald Trump strike you as the kind of guy who’d bury his ex-wife on his golf course in order to score a tax break? If you’re a person currently employed by the ex-president or for some
    reason in thrall of him, your answer to that last question is probably “Of course not! How dare you! Donald Trump is a saint and would never dream of such a thing!” If you’re at all in touch with reality, the answer is a resounding “Hell yes”
    and maybe a “I literally can’t think of a person more likely to do this” for good measure. And as it turns out, you may be right!
    Did Trump just kill his Ex, pushed her down the stairs so he can get the Plaza Hotel back?

    I wonder who will get the Plaza Hotel?
    ...I assume his crooked spawn."

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  • From Alan Bowler@21:1/5 to DirtBag on Fri Aug 19 21:59:54 2022
    On 2022-08-19 4:49 p.m., DirtBag wrote:
    On Saturday, August 6, 2022 at 3:56:28 AM UTC-7, Scream wrote:

    Did Trump just kill his Ex, pushed her down the stairs so he
    can get the Plaza Hotel back?

    I wonder who will get the Plaza Hotel?
    ...I assume his crooked spawn."

    No.
    Trump in recent years has depended on just renting his name
    to properties owned by others, and acting as a pitchman.
    However, he actually owned and ran Trump Plaza, and with
    his usual business skills ran it into complete ruin.
    The building had to be demolished last year.

    The Plaza Hotel in New York has nothing to do with
    Trump. It is owned by the Qataris and run by a French
    company.

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  • From DirtBag@21:1/5 to Alan Bowler on Tue Aug 23 12:28:11 2022
    On Friday, August 19, 2022 at 7:00:01 PM UTC-7, Alan Bowler wrote:
    On 2022-08-19 4:49 p.m., DirtBag wrote:
    On Saturday, August 6, 2022 at 3:56:28 AM UTC-7, Scream wrote:

    Did Trump just kill his Ex, pushed her down the stairs so he
    can get the Plaza Hotel back?

    I wonder who will get the Plaza Hotel?
    ...I assume his crooked spawn."
    No.
    Trump in recent years has depended on just renting his name
    to properties owned by others, and acting as a pitchman.
    However, he actually owned and ran Trump Plaza, and with
    his usual business skills ran it into complete ruin.
    The building had to be demolished last year.

    The Plaza Hotel in New York has nothing to do with
    Trump. It is owned by the Qataris and run by a French
    company.

    I stand corrected, Thx Alan

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