From the «couldn't make it up» department:
Feed: WaPo National
Title: A surfer wanted to catch waves from Hurricane Lee. A shark bit his face. Author: Jonathan Edwards
Date: Tue, 19 Sep 2023 23:37:46 -0400
Link:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/09/19/surfer-shark-bite-face-florida/
Surfer Mark “JoJo” Sumersett needed 19 stitches after a shark bit him in the
face Sept. 12. He said it felt like “a bear trap was closing in on my face.”
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Emojis are for wimps.
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