"House Republicans today nominated majority leader Steve Scalise to
be the next speaker, while next week's speaker is still anyone's
guess!" --- SETH MEYERS
"The House majority chose Scalise by a vote of 113-99. It's still
unclear, though, if he has enough votes to win the speakership because
that would require Republicans to accept the results of an election,
and that's really not their thing." JIMMY KIMMEL
"Congratulations, Steve. You are one step closer to having the
worst job in the world. It's just one rung below emptying the
Porta-Potties at a chili cook-off." -- STEPHEN COLBERT
"So if you see white smoke coming from the Capitol Rotunda, it
means they've either picked a new speaker or Lauren Boebert is vaping
again." -- JIMMY KIMMEL
"Federal prosecutors accused Republican Congressman George Santos
yesterday of stealing campaign donors' identities. But if you donated
money to George Santos, you're probably looking for a new identity
anyway." -- SETH MEYERS
"The latest round of charges brings the total number of counts
against him to 23. Congratulations, George, 68 more and you can run
for president." -- STEPHEN COLBERT
"It's wild. Santos is either going to wind up as Trump's running mate
or Trump's cell mate." JIMMY FALLON
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/10/12/arts/television/late-night-steve-scalise.html
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