• Punchiest Punchlines

    From JAB@21:1/5 to All on Thu Oct 12 10:50:24 2023
    "House Republicans today nominated majority leader Steve Scalise to
    be the next speaker, while next week's speaker is still anyone's
    guess!" --- SETH MEYERS

    "The House majority chose Scalise by a vote of 113-99. It's still
    unclear, though, if he has enough votes to win the speakership because
    that would require Republicans to accept the results of an election,
    and that's really not their thing." JIMMY KIMMEL

    "Congratulations, Steve. You are one step closer to having the
    worst job in the world. It's just one rung below emptying the
    Porta-Potties at a chili cook-off." -- STEPHEN COLBERT

    "So if you see white smoke coming from the Capitol Rotunda, it
    means they've either picked a new speaker or Lauren Boebert is vaping
    again." -- JIMMY KIMMEL

    "Federal prosecutors accused Republican Congressman George Santos
    yesterday of stealing campaign donors' identities. But if you donated
    money to George Santos, you're probably looking for a new identity
    anyway." -- SETH MEYERS

    "The latest round of charges brings the total number of counts
    against him to 23. Congratulations, George, 68 more and you can run
    for president." -- STEPHEN COLBERT

    "It's wild. Santos is either going to wind up as Trump's running mate
    or Trump's cell mate." JIMMY FALLON


    https://www.nytimes.com/2023/10/12/arts/television/late-night-steve-scalise.html

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  • From Retrograde@21:1/5 to JAB on Thu Oct 12 11:55:49 2023
    On Thu, 12 Oct 2023 10:50:24 -0500
    JAB <here@is.invalid> wrote:
    https://www.nytimes.com/2023/10/12/arts/television/late-night-steve-scalise.html


    LOL. Chili cook-off is the best one. Horror show.

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    Retrograde <fungus@amongus.com.invalid>

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