XPost: uk.rec.sheds, alt.usage.english
On Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:11:06 -0600
JAB <
here@is.invalid> wrote:
borowitz report
Putin Agrees to Negotiate with Musk over Ownership of Trump
Vladimir Putin has entered into negotiations with Elon Musk over the ownership of Donald J. Trump, the Kremlin confirmed on Tuesday.
Those negotiations, however, are proving contentious, as the Russian president is arguing that, having fully owned Trump between 2017 and
2021, he is entitled to a majority stake now.
For his part, Musk claims that he purchased Trump outright by spending
nearly $300 million on his 2024 campaign.
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/putin-agrees-to-negotiate-with-musk
<Like>, but satire just can't cut it these days. Truth (whatever that is)
is stranger than fiction.
xpost to AUE & ye shedde, where politiks is no longer banned. (It don't
really matter as none of us have long to go before N-day).
N=Nuke, not the N word, just to be clear)
It's too late to dig your N-shelter now. and it'll be too shallow anyhow.
(I know this looks like a troll xpost, but wtf, we're all Doomed! (/Sargnt Frazer>
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Bah, and indeed Humbug.
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