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  • Trump Assures Wall Street

    From JAB@21:1/5 to All on Fri Apr 4 19:50:04 2025
    theonion.com

    Trump Assures Wall Street He'll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor
    People Soon

    In response to market panic about his new wide-ranging tariffs,
    President Donald Trump reportedly offered Wall Street assurance Friday
    that he would soon go back to just fucking over poor people. "While my
    trade policy might cause some temporary hardships for investors, it's ultimately intended to completely fucking destroy the livelihoods of
    the financially destitute," said Trump, urging calm by insisting that
    big banks, hedge funds, and other major players should take a
    longer-term view to understand that his tariffs were necessary to
    increase widespread suffering among the impoverished. "My focus is and
    has always been on ruining the lives of the lower classes. This is
    just a short-term reorienting of our economy so we can get back to
    doing what America does best: taking advantage of the needy. In time,
    these tariffs will liberate the rich and destroy the well-being of the
    most vulnerable among us, from minimum-wage workers to the homeless."
    The president went on to state that his plan to bring wealth back to
    the affluent and crush the welfare of those in desperate need was
    "going very well."

    https://theonion.com/trump-assures-wall-street-hell-go-back-to-just-fucking-over-poor-people-soon/

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  • From D@21:1/5 to JAB on Sat Apr 5 12:08:31 2025
    On Fri, 4 Apr 2025, JAB wrote:

    theonion.com

    Trump Assures Wall Street He'll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor
    People Soon

    In response to market panic about his new wide-ranging tariffs,
    President Donald Trump reportedly offered Wall Street assurance Friday
    that he would soon go back to just fucking over poor people. "While my
    trade policy might cause some temporary hardships for investors, it's ultimately intended to completely fucking destroy the livelihoods of
    the financially destitute," said Trump, urging calm by insisting that
    big banks, hedge funds, and other major players should take a
    longer-term view to understand that his tariffs were necessary to
    increase widespread suffering among the impoverished. "My focus is and
    has always been on ruining the lives of the lower classes. This is
    just a short-term reorienting of our economy so we can get back to
    doing what America does best: taking advantage of the needy. In time,
    these tariffs will liberate the rich and destroy the well-being of the
    most vulnerable among us, from minimum-wage workers to the homeless."
    The president went on to state that his plan to bring wealth back to
    the affluent and crush the welfare of those in desperate need was
    "going very well."

    https://theonion.com/trump-assures-wall-street-hell-go-back-to-just-fucking-over-poor-people-soon/

    Is the onion a publication that is equally fun regardless of who is in the white house or are they one of those publications that only attack the
    right?

    Despite them writing naughty things abour our lord, I do find them funny!

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  • From JAB@21:1/5 to nospam@example.net on Sat Apr 5 07:57:14 2025
    On Sat, 5 Apr 2025 12:08:31 +0200, D <nospam@example.net> wrote:

    Is the onion a publication that is equally fun regardless of who is in the >white house or are they one of those publications that only attack the
    right?

    The Onion's Exclusive Interview With Chuck Schumer https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-chuck-schumer/

    The Onion is an American digital media company and newspaper
    organization that publishes satirical articles on international,
    national, and local news.
    ...
    ...
    The Onion's articles cover real and fictional current events,
    parodying the tone and format of traditional news organizations with
    stories, editorials, and street interviews using a traditional news
    website layout and an editorial voice modeled after that of the
    Associated Press.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion

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