In article <ub2lqg$ccvb$
1@dont-email.me>, badgolferman <
REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can be implanted and play music inside women's breasts. The music is in stereo, of course.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts, and not listening to them.
when truth is stranger than fiction. from 2005:
<
https://www.theregister.com/2005/10/13/mp3_breast_implant/>
... BT Laboratories bod Ian Pearson reckons breast implants may
as well do something useful if they're to be permanently installed
rather than just looking decorative.
Accordingly, he's proposed sticking an mp3 player in one dug, and
a storage chip in the other. Quite how playback is achieved we're not
quite sure*, but it may well involve the listener burying his or her
head in the cleavage for a full stereo effect.
Likewise, God alone knows how you select tracks, but breasts do
come equipped with a pleasing alternative to the iPod's selector
wheel. We can imagine the scenario: Girlfriend: "Oi, what the bloody
hell are you doing?" Boyfriend: "Hold on, I'm just scrolling down to
Stairway to Heaven."
*Oh, OK then - Ian Pearson said "flexible plastic electronics would
sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while
the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the
wrist". We prefer our solutions, naturally.
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