• value of Apple devices

    From badgolferman@21:1/5 to All on Wed Sep 20 21:23:24 2023
    OTSEGO COUNTY, Mich. — Michigan State troopers rescued a woman who got
    stuck in an outhouse toilet in Otsego County on Tuesday.

    Police say the woman had dropped her Apple watch in the outhouse toilet at
    the Dixon Lake boat launch. She then lowered herself into the toilet to retrieve it and got stuck. Police were called around 11 a.m. after the
    woman was heard yelling for help.

    First responders removed the toilet from the outhouse and a strap was used
    to pull the woman out.

    Police are reminding Michiganders to not go into the containment area of outhouses if something is dropped.

    https://www.wzzm13.com/article/news/local/michigan/state-troopers-rescue-woman-stuck-in-outhouse-toilet/69-3aef46ff-563a-4ab6-81b8-5df7a6d484b0

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  • From nospam@21:1/5 to REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com on Wed Sep 20 20:27:31 2023
    In article <uefnsb$34dhg$1@dont-email.me>, badgolferman <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:

    Police are reminding Michiganders to not go into the containment area of outhouses if something is dropped.

    especially if it's arlen.

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  • From =?UTF-8?Q?J=c3=b6rg_Lorenz?=@21:1/5 to All on Thu Sep 21 07:22:33 2023
    Am 20.09.23 um 23:23 schrieb badgolferman:
    OTSEGO COUNTY, Mich. — Michigan State troopers rescued a woman who got stuck in an outhouse toilet in Otsego County on Tuesday.

    Police say the woman had dropped her Apple watch in the outhouse toilet at the Dixon Lake boat launch. She then lowered herself into the toilet to retrieve it and got stuck. Police were called around 11 a.m. after the
    woman was heard yelling for help.

    First responders removed the toilet from the outhouse and a strap was used
    to pull the woman out.

    Police are reminding Michiganders to not go into the containment area of outhouses if something is dropped.

    https://www.wzzm13.com/article/news/local/michigan/state-troopers-rescue-woman-stuck-in-outhouse-toilet/69-3aef46ff-563a-4ab6-81b8-5df7a6d484b0

    *Shit happenz*!

    --
    Alea iacta est

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  • From Your Name@21:1/5 to All on Thu Sep 21 18:30:24 2023
    Am 20.09.23 um 23:23 schrieb badgolferman:
    OTSEGO COUNTY, Mich. — Michigan State troopers rescued a woman who got stuck in an outhouse toilet in Otsego County on Tuesday.

    Police say the woman had dropped her Apple watch in the outhouse toilet at the Dixon Lake boat launch. She then lowered herself into the toilet to retrieve it and got stuck. Police were called around 11 a.m. after the
    woman was heard yelling for help.

    First responders removed the toilet from the outhouse and a strap was used
    to pull the woman out.

    Police are reminding Michiganders to not go into the containment area of outhouses if something is dropped.

    https://www.wzzm13.com/article/news/local/michigan/state-troopers-rescue-woman-stuck-in-outhouse-toilet/69-3aef46ff-563a-4ab6-81b8-5df7a6d484b0


    "She then lowered herself into the toilet ..." ?!?!

    How tiny was the women ... or how massive was the toilet?? ;-)

    <https://townsquare.media/site/71/files/2023/02/attachment-Worlds-Largest-Toilet-1.jpg>

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  • From *Hemidactylus*@21:1/5 to nospam on Thu Sep 21 16:17:06 2023
    nospam <nospam@nospam.invalid> wrote:
    In article <uefnsb$34dhg$1@dont-email.me>, badgolferman <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:

    Police are reminding Michiganders to not go into the containment area of
    outhouses if something is dropped.

    especially if it's arlen.

    You’re wrong. Arlen doesn’t fall into an outhouse. Arlen was produced in an outhouse and unleashed here.

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  • From Chris@21:1/5 to Your Name on Thu Sep 21 19:33:51 2023
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:
    Am 20.09.23 um 23:23 schrieb badgolferman:
    OTSEGO COUNTY, Mich. — Michigan State troopers rescued a woman who got >> stuck in an outhouse toilet in Otsego County on Tuesday.

    Police say the woman had dropped her Apple watch in the outhouse toilet at >> the Dixon Lake boat launch. She then lowered herself into the toilet to
    retrieve it and got stuck. Police were called around 11 a.m. after the
    woman was heard yelling for help.

    First responders removed the toilet from the outhouse and a strap was used >> to pull the woman out.

    Police are reminding Michiganders to not go into the containment area of
    outhouses if something is dropped.

    https://www.wzzm13.com/article/news/local/michigan/state-troopers-rescue-woman-stuck-in-outhouse-toilet/69-3aef46ff-563a-4ab6-81b8-5df7a6d484b0



    "She then lowered herself into the toilet ..." ?!?!

    How tiny was the women ... or how massive was the toilet?? ;-)

    <https://townsquare.media/site/71/files/2023/02/attachment-Worlds-Largest-Toilet-1.jpg>

    It's an outhouse. A glorified hole in the ground with a "toilet" you sit
    on.

    Missing information though. Did she get the watch?

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  • From Wally J@21:1/5 to ecphoric@allspamis.invalid on Thu Sep 21 16:14:56 2023
    *Hemidactylus* <ecphoric@allspamis.invalid> wrote

    produced in an outhouse and unleashed here.

    Two things about the ignorant child-like iKooks stand out in that comment.

    a. The ignorant iKooks own the mentality of small children...
    b. The ignorant iKooks _fear_ me - they're deathly _afraid_ of me...

    You know why?
    I do.

    The belief system of the ignorant iKooks is completely imaginary.

    Hence... the ignorant iKooks fear all facts about Apple products.
    Which is why they fear the bearer of those facts about Apple products.

    So be it.

    My job on this child-like Apple newsgroup is to present the facts.
    Which have never been wrong yet...

    The more the ignorant iKooks hate me - the more I've shown what they are.

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  • From badgolferman@21:1/5 to Chris on Thu Sep 21 19:47:47 2023
    Chris wrote:

    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:
    Am 20.09.23 um 23:23 schrieb badgolferman:
    OTSEGO COUNTY, Mich. — Michigan State troopers rescued a woman
    who got stuck in an outhouse toilet in Otsego County on Tuesday.

    Police say the woman had dropped her Apple watch in the outhouse
    toilet at the Dixon Lake boat launch. She then lowered herself
    into the toilet to retrieve it and got stuck. Police were called
    around 11 a.m. after the woman was heard yelling for help.

    First responders removed the toilet from the outhouse and a
    strap was used to pull the woman out.

    Police are reminding Michiganders to not go into the containment
    area of outhouses if something is dropped.


    https://www.wzzm13.com/article/news/local/michigan/state-troopers- >>>rescue-woman-stuck-in-outhouse-toilet/69-3aef46ff-563a-4ab6-81b8-5 >>>df7a6d484b0

    "She then lowered herself into the toilet ..." ?!?!

    How tiny was the women ... or how massive was the toilet?? ;-)

    <https://townsquare.media/site/71/files/2023/02/attachment-Worlds-Largest-Toilet-1.jpg>

    It's an outhouse. A glorified hole in the ground with a "toilet" you
    sit on.

    Missing information though. Did she get the watch?


    Let's just say she did. Was it worth it?

    --
    "I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to
    go swimming." ~ Jimmy Carter

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  • From Wally J@21:1/5 to nospam on Thu Sep 21 16:15:08 2023
    nospam <nospam@nospam.invalid> wrote

    but that doesn't mean he can't fall back into one.

    Do you even know why you're so *deathly afraid of me*, nospam?
    I do.

    You _hate_ that I provide the facts about iOS that you're ignorant of.
    And that's just fine with me.

    The more you ignorant iKooks hate me - the more I've exposed what you are.

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  • From nospam@21:1/5 to ecphoric@allspamis.invalid on Thu Sep 21 15:24:58 2023
    In article <XHKdnSm_HpEf8ZH4nZ2dnZfqnPWdnZ2d@giganews.com>,
    *Hemidactylus* <ecphoric@allspamis.invalid> wrote:

    Police are reminding Michiganders to not go into the containment area of >> outhouses if something is dropped.

    especially if it's arlen.

    You¹re wrong. Arlen doesn¹t fall into an outhouse. Arlen was produced in an outhouse and unleashed here.

    true, but that doesn't mean he can't fall back into one.

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  • From nospam@21:1/5 to All on Thu Sep 21 16:16:11 2023
    In article <uei5qv$3lrkl$1@dont-email.me>, Chris <ithinkiam@gmail.com>
    wrote:

    It's an outhouse. A glorified hole in the ground with a "toilet" you sit
    on.

    Missing information though. Did she get the watch?

    she did.

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  • From Alan@21:1/5 to Wally J on Thu Sep 21 14:41:28 2023
    On 2023-09-21 13:15, Wally J wrote:
    nospam <nospam@nospam.invalid> wrote

    but that doesn't mean he can't fall back into one.

    Do you even know why you're so *deathly afraid of me*, nospam?
    I do.

    You _hate_ that I provide the facts about iOS that you're ignorant of.
    And that's just fine with me.

    The more you ignorant iKooks hate me - the more I've exposed what you are.

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

    I LOVE that you are so full of yourself you'd think that anyone is in
    the LEAST bit afraid of you, Arlen!

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  • From Chris@21:1/5 to Wally J on Fri Sep 22 09:24:29 2023
    Wally J <walterjones@invalid.nospam> wrote:
    *Hemidactylus* <ecphoric@allspamis.invalid> wrote

    produced in an outhouse and unleashed here.

    Two things about the ignorant child-like iKooks stand out in that comment.

    a. The ignorant iKooks own the mentality of small children...
    b. The ignorant iKooks _fear_ me - they're deathly _afraid_ of me...

    You know why?
    I do.

    You've been triggered. Plain and simple.

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  • From Chris@21:1/5 to badgolferman on Fri Sep 22 09:24:28 2023
    badgolferman <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
    Chris wrote:

    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:
    Am 20.09.23 um 23:23 schrieb badgolferman:
    OTSEGO COUNTY, Mich. — Michigan State troopers rescued a woman
    who got stuck in an outhouse toilet in Otsego County on Tuesday.

    Police say the woman had dropped her Apple watch in the outhouse
    toilet at the Dixon Lake boat launch. She then lowered herself
    into the toilet to retrieve it and got stuck. Police were called
    around 11 a.m. after the woman was heard yelling for help.

    First responders removed the toilet from the outhouse and a
    strap was used to pull the woman out.

    Police are reminding Michiganders to not go into the containment
    area of outhouses if something is dropped.


    https://www.wzzm13.com/article/news/local/michigan/state-troopers-
    rescue-woman-stuck-in-outhouse-toilet/69-3aef46ff-563a-4ab6-81b8-5
    df7a6d484b0

    "She then lowered herself into the toilet ..." ?!?!

    How tiny was the women ... or how massive was the toilet?? ;-)


    <https://townsquare.media/site/71/files/2023/02/attachment-Worlds-Largest-Toilet-1.jpg>

    It's an outhouse. A glorified hole in the ground with a "toilet" you
    sit on.

    Missing information though. Did she get the watch?


    Let's just say she did. Was it worth it?

    Only she can answer that.

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  • From Chris@21:1/5 to nospam on Fri Sep 22 09:24:28 2023
    nospam <nospam@nospam.invalid> wrote:
    In article <uei5qv$3lrkl$1@dont-email.me>, Chris <ithinkiam@gmail.com>
    wrote:

    It's an outhouse. A glorified hole in the ground with a "toilet" you sit
    on.

    Missing information though. Did she get the watch?

    she did.

    Praise the lord!! Steve, obvs ;)

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