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  • My Rooster Froze

    From Farmer@21:1/5 to All on Fri Feb 15 00:22:18 2019
    Last night we had a cold spell. This morning I found my rooster had
    frozen solid. I wanted to tell the wife in the nicest way possible,
    knowing she would be upset. I went in the house and said: "Honey, my
    cock is hard". She seemed thrilled. What the hell is wrong with her?
    This is a very sad and serious matter.......

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  • From Colonel Edmund J. Burke@21:1/5 to Farmer on Sun Mar 3 09:31:48 2019
    On 2/14/2019 10:22 PM, Farmer wrote:
    Last night we had a cold spell. This morning I found my rooster had
    frozen solid. I wanted to tell the wife in the nicest way possible,
    knowing she would be upset. I went in the house and said: "Honey, my
    cock is hard". She seemed thrilled. What the hell is wrong with her?
    This is a very sad and serious matter.......


    How hard was it?

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  • From Colonel Edmund J. Burke@21:1/5 to Colonel Edmund J. Burke on Sun Mar 17 09:28:58 2019
    On 3/3/2019 9:31 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
    On 2/14/2019 10:22 PM, Farmer wrote:
    Last night we had a cold spell. This morning I found my rooster had
    frozen solid. I wanted to tell the wife in the nicest way possible,
    knowing she would be upset. I went in the house and said: "Honey, my
    cock is hard". She seemed thrilled. What the hell is wrong with her?
    This is a very sad and serious matter.......


    How hard was it?

    Okay, so fuck orf then.
    LOL

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