• The Eternal Sucktember of the Wonderfully Hungry Pillsbury Pope

    From Nomen Nescio@21:1/5 to All on Tue Dec 19 21:02:47 2023
    TABLE OF CONTENTS
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    1. Preamble.
    2. Curriculum Vitae (CV and Titles)
    3. Detail History
    4. Inquiry
    5. Rationale
    6. List of Affected Newsgroups
    7. Disruptive Intent and Purpose
    8. Ultimatum from Team America
    9. Recommended Courses of Action
    10. Examples of Abusive Spam Messages

    Preamble
    --------

    This is a complaint regarding serious Usenet spam abuse by a bot
    account. The spammer transformed the age of Eternal September into a
    dark age of Eternal Sucktember with his wholly unruly holy eternal
    medical license.

    This spammer has been intentionally flooding Usenet newsgroups with
    the same canned posts tens of thousands of times. His posts repeat the
    same trope of forcing everyone onto a religious diet of two pounds of
    bread per day. The spammer spams a canned message about his eternal
    medical license authorizing him to curse netizens. In his canned
    bot messages he repeats the same religious curses against netizens,
    calling them out by name and cursing them.

    This message contains a biography, curriculum vitae, and description
    of the spammer and its activities and recommends courses of action
    for Usenet system administrators to curtail the abuse. To understand
    and counter the raving spray-and-pray spam of this irrascible fake
    gook puppet we must poke our tender digits into General Tso's
    bloated chicken guts.

    Curriculum Vitae (CV and Titles)
    --------------------------------

    Andrew Ben-Hua Chung,

    is also known as

    Saint Shihzu the Patron Saint of the Holy Shits
    Saint Starvation
    the Pillsbury Prophet
    the Eternal Sucktember Honorary Kamikaze Mascot
    the Breadman Messiah
    the Hangry Heart Doctor Dietary Dictator
    the Wonderfully Hungry Pillsbury Pope
    the Medical Messiah with a Eternal Medical License
    the Szechuan Sickpuppet
    the Baguette Bodaggot
    the Bun Burglar
    the Breadroll Buddha
    the Wonder Bread Wog
    the Whacky Weissbrot Wog
    the Fanatic Flatbread Funny Farmer
    the Bible Banging Bread Bigot
    the Korean Challa Kook
    the Seoul Sesame Spammer
    the Pyongyang Pastry Prophet
    the Queer Bangkok Biscuiteer
    the Gluten Gook
    the Pot-Bellied Pyongyang Prophet Puppet
    the Pita Puffer
    the Bejing Bakery Boss Hogg
    the Zymology Zipperhead
    the Yangtze Yellow Yeasty
    the Yellow Yeast Master
    the Pillsbury Peril
    the Sesame Seed Seoul Food Sultan
    the Two-Pound President
    the Pugnacious Cocaine Panda Bear
    the Rice Paddy Protestant President.

    Detail History
    --------------

    Chung runs a bot that has been posting and cross-posting the same
    canned messages many tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands
    of times. The spammer has used accounts from Eternal September,
    News Demon, and High Winds Media to spray and pray. It appears that
    Eternal September has taken some measure to thwart the spam. Ray Banana
    grabbed a gat and went to battle. However there are derelict stragglers
    among the Usenet administrative elite. News Demon and HighWinds appear
    to not care, or to be tacitly complicit with the agenda to drown out
    all religious speech with this bot spam.

    This goofy, spam boss hoggety, pot-bellied Pyongyang pig has turned
    this fragrant, sable age of Eternal September into a stinky, baby-shit
    green, Eternal Sucktember.

    Anyone with two brain cells to rub can see Chung's intent is to
    annoy, harass, and drive away users of any and all religious-themed
    newsgroups. He has tacit approval from News Demon and High as a Kite
    Media. His messages serve no actual probitive speech purpose. The
    purpose is to interfere with any actual real speech in the groups. The
    Fuhrers at some Usenet posting hosts have refused to thwart their
    pet Sesame Seed Sultan. It seems that their free speech policy which
    defines free speech as any mountain of spam that interferes with the
    free speech of everyone else. Mistaking Chung for a Japanese, the
    News Demon and Hot Air Media Sucktemberites believe they are upholding
    their reich treaty obligations with the Kamikaze News Kook by giving
    him free reign to harass the ever-living fuck out of everyone like
    a pugnacious cocaine Panda bear.

    Inquiry
    -------

    If his tens of thousands of repostings and cross-postings sometimes
    posting the same message dozens of times per day, do not constitute
    spam and abuse, then I would ask:

    what the fuck does constitute spam and abuse?

    what kind of bar is being used by Sucktemberites to measure?

    are these people even fucking sentient?

    fo' real, dawg? dafuq?

    Rationale
    ---------

    This is not a complaint about a periodic re-post of some useful message
    or information, or even a friendly flame meant to entertain. This
    anorexic baguette bodaggot runs a bot that has reposted the same
    messages so many times that his spam constitutes the Simba share of
    messages in some very active newsgroups.

    List of Affected Newsgroups
    ---------------------------

    The Pillsbury Pope floods these newsgroups (and more):

    talk.politics.guns
    soc.culture.israel
    sci.med.cardiology
    alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
    alt.religion.christianity
    alt.religion.christian.east-orthodox
    alt.religion.christian.biblestudy
    alt.religion.christian
    alt.religion
    alt.messianic
    alt.christnet.christianlife
    alt.bible.prophecy
    alt.bible
    alt.atheism

    Disruptive Intent and Purpose
    -----------------------------

    If any inactive religious-oriented newsgroup becomes active with new discussion, this Andrew Chung sockpuppet queues up his bot to start
    posting in that group. It is an obvious disruption campaign.

    Ultimatum from Team America
    ---------------------------

    Somebody who knows the derelict peer admins should get in touch with
    those Fuhrer geeks and read them the Allied Powers riot act. Let
    them know that their honorary Aryan zip is not actually Japanese. And
    encourage them to warn the Oriental Pillsbury Pope to cease and desist
    and turn his bot off before Team America finds him and stuffs a ten
    pound burlap sack of wet rice flour sideways up his bony ass.

    Recommended Courses of Action
    -----------------------------

    Here are some recommended courses of action.

    a. Revoke Andrew Chung's eternal medical license.
    b. Revoke his posting privileges for the duration of the
    newly-christened (haha) age of Eternal Sucktember.
    c. Issue nocem cancellations for every canned bot message he has
    ever posted. Parse the history and nuke all of of his spam.
    d. Update terms of service to clearly define intentional and
    protracted disruption as network abuse.
    e. Update terms of service to define coordinated or sockpuppet
    disruption as network abuse.
    f. Be careful to clarify in terms of service that viewpoint
    alone does not constitute network abuse, but other factors will
    be weighed, such as a user using a bot to re-post and cross-post
    the same message thousands of times.
    g. Update terms of service to clarify that stalking, gangstalking,
    psychological operations, and harassment constitute network abuse
    regardless of viewpoint protection claims.
    h. Temporarily blacklist Usenet peers that refuse to enforce
    such reasonable anti-abuse measures or are grossly negligent in
    addressing complaints of the kind of abuse detailed herein.

    Examples of Abusive Spam Messages
    ---------------------------------

    Here are some of the spammer's canned messages which have posted tens
    of thousands or more times. In the first example he admits it is spam
    by the numbering, "Again for a 488th time ....." :

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    From: HeartDoc Andrew <disciple@T3WiJ.com> Newsgroups: alt.christnet.christianlife Subject: (Eve488) satan is **cursed** to
    not be hungry at all. Date: Fri, 15 Dec 2023 04:50:22 -0500
    Organization: http://WDJW.net
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    Again for a 488th time, satan is not and never will be hungry at all
    because GOD has cursed (Genesis 3:14) him to eat dust/dirt, which
    isn't food, for the rest of his life for deceiving Eve, thereby making
    him indeed cursed compared to those **angels** who ate food (Genesis
    18:8) with the LORD under the tree near the tent of Abraham & Sarah.

    The eternally condemned will lie about the above.
    Behold in wide-eyed wonder and amazement:

    "Correction, he as an angel can not have hunger, let alone a digestive
    system. Angels existed before creation and any food that came with it.
    Recall, satan was thrown out of heaven before creation and food
    sources or "dirt" existed, no? " -- eternally condemned servant (aka
    woeful CMU wonder, servant of satan, et al) nymshifter

    Source: https://groups.google.com/g/alt.christnet.christianlife/c/BD63rSXyu5E/m/aDlt-sMEAQAJ

    Bottom line:

    The eternally condemned are always in error because they can never be
    in the Spirit of truth, Who is the
    http://WDJW.great-site.net/HolySpirit


    Proof:

    Simply see **emphasis** in the 1st paragraph at the top above and the
    following interactions with the eternally condemned on this topic:

    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.christnet.christianlife/c/oEM4Tj0penc/m/ejL0EalPAQAJ

    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.christnet.christianlife/c/oEM4Tj0penc/m/XVnCJe9SAQAJ

    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.christnet.christianlife/c/93g6pmus0lE/m/pDRl95ZfAQAJ

    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.christnet.christianlife/c/PO77JpPnnfE/m/sBEGT4nxAQAJ

    And most recently:

    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.christnet.christianlife/c/1V2v8BM167s/m/nNJvdM_nAQAJ


    So let us not be a http://bit.ly/terribly_hungry (Genesis 25:32) http://tinyurl.com/ChrINOtrump or we'll most certainly die a http://bit.ly/TerriblyStupid (Mark 9:42) death:

    http://bit.ly/BiblicalEsau

    Be hungrier, which really is wonderfully healthier especially for
    diabetics and other heart disease patients:

    http://bit.ly/HeartDocAndrew touts hunger (Luke 6:21a) with all glory
    ( http://bit.ly/Psalm112_1 ) to GOD, Who causes us to hunger
    (Deuteronomy 8:3) when He blesses us right now (Luke 6:21a) thereby
    removing the http://WDJW.great-site.net/VAT from around the heart

    ...because we mindfully choose to openly care with our heart,

    HeartDoc Andrew <><
    --
    Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
    Cardiologist with an http://bit.ly/EternalMedicalLicense
    2024 & upwards non-partisan candidate for U.S. President: http://WonderfullyHungry.org
    and author of the 2PD-OMER Approach:
    http://bit.ly/HeartDocAndrewCare
    which is the only **healthy** cure for the U.S. healthcare crisis


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    From: HeartDoc Andrew <achung@EmoryCardiology.com> Newsgroups: alt.bible.prophecy,alt.christnet.christianlife,sci.med.cardiology,alt.atheism,soc.culture.israel
    Subject: <PAEDO> "spammingAndrzejIdiot/FORGErevED/disgustingBigot,"
    like a moth to flame, eternally condemned KK (aka SHPAMMER,SeymourSuzyChristian,STD.COM et al) fake-nymshifter returns to
    be ever more cursed by GOD on 12/15/23 ... Date: Fri, 15 Dec 2023
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    alt.bible.prophecy:811800 alt.christnet.christianlife:1367520 sci.med.cardiology:277185 alt.atheism:6236317
    soc.culture.israel:2103859

    <PAEDO> 12/15/23 Andrzej/KK tragically vainjangling (1 Tim 1:6) ...

    https://groups.google.com/g/sci.med.cardiology/c/4tIJn_I167w/m/bKWQRUarAgAJ

    Link to post explicating vainjangling by the eternally condemned: https://groups.google.com/d/msg/sci.med.cardiology/O23NguTslhI/-xLGqnNjAAAJ

    "Like a moth to flame, the eternally condemned tragically return to be
    ever more cursed by GOD."

    Behold in wide-eyed wonder and amazement at the continued fulfillment
    of this prophecy as clearly demonstrated within the following USENET
    threads:

    (1) Link to thread titled "LORD Jesus Christ of Nazareth is our #1
    Example of being wonderfully hungry;"

    https://groups.google.com/g/sci.med.cardiology/c/_iVmOb7q3_Q/m/E8L7TNNtAgAJ

    (2) Link to thread titled "Being wonderfully hungry;"

    https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/sci.med.cardiology/uCPb3ldOv5M

    (3) Link to thread titled "A very very very simple definition of sin;"

    https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.bible.prophecy/xunFWhan_AM

    (4) Link to thread titled "The LORD says 'Blessed are you who hunger
    now;'"

    https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.bible.prophecy/e4sW8dr44rM

    (5) Link to thread titled "Being wonderfully hungry like LORD Jesus;"

    https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.bible.prophecy/xPY1Uzl-ZNk/QeKLDNCpCwAJ

    ... for the continued benefit (Romans 8:28) of those of us who are http://WonderfullyHungry.org like GOD ( http://bit.ly/Lk2442 ) with
    all glory ( http://bit.ly/Psalm112_1 ) to the LORD.

    Source: https://groups.google.com/d/msg/sci.med.cardiology/O23NguTslhI/pIZcsOCJBwAJ

    Laus DEO !

    While wonderfully hungry ( http://bit.ly/Philippians4_12 ) in the Holy
    Spirit, Who causes (Deuteronomy 8:3) me to hunger right now (Luke
    6:21a), I pray (2 Chronicles 7:14) that GOD continues to curse
    (Jeremiah 17:5) you, who are eternally condemned (Mark 3:29), more
    than ever in the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Amen.

    Laus DEO ! ! !

    Bottom line: https://groups.google.com/d/msg/sci.med.cardiology/O23NguTslhI/h5lE-mr0DAAJ

    <begin trichotomy>

    (1) Born-again (John 3:3 & 5) humans - Folks who have GOD's Help (i.e.
    Holy Spirit) to stop (John 5:14) sinning by being
    http://WonderfullyHungry.org (Philippians 4:12) **but** are still
    able to choose via their own "free will" to be instead http://bit.ly/terribly_hungry (Genesis 25:32) trapped in the
    entangling (Hebrews 12:1) deadly (i.e. killed immortals Adam&Eve) sin
    of gluttony (Proverbs 23:2).

    (2) Eternally condemned (Mark 3:29) humans - Folks who will never have
    GOD's Help (i.e. Holy Spirit) to stop being
    http://bit.ly/terribly_hungry (2 Kings 6:29) as evident by their
    constant vainjangling (1 Timothy 1:6) about everything except how to
    stop (John 5:14) sinning.

    (3) Perishing humans - The remaining folks who may possibly (Matthew
    19:26) become born-again (John 3:3 & 5) as new (2 Corinthians 5:17)
    creatures in Christ.

    <end trichotomy>

    Suggested further reading:
    http://T3WiJ.com

    +++

    someone eternally condemned & ever more cursed by GOD wrote:
    HeartDoc Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:

    Subject: The LORD says "Blessed are you who hunger now ..."

    Source: https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.bible.prophecy/e4sW8dr44rM/NSkTJxvFBAAJ

    Shame on andrew, look at his red face.

    LIE.

    The color of my face in **not** visible here on USENET nor is the
    color of my face red for those who can see me.

    He is trying to pull a fast one. His scripture bit is found among
    these:

    '14 Bible verses about Spiritual Hunger'

    Such are the lies coming from the lying pens of the http://bit.ly/terribly_hungry (Genesis 25:32) commentators.

    That which is "spiritual" is independent of time so that there
    would've been no reference to "now."

    Therefore, the LORD is referring to physical hunger here instead of
    the spiritual "hunger and thirst for righteousness" elsewhere in
    Scripture.

    Indeed, physical hunger can **not** coexist with physical thirst
    because the latter results in the loss of saliva needed for physical
    hunger.

    It is when we hunger for food "now" (Luke 6:21a) that we are able to
    eat food "now."

    No such time constraints exist for "spiritual hunger."

    Moreover, the perspective of Luke 6:21a through the eyes of a
    physician (i.e. Dr. Luke) would be logically expected to be physical
    instead of spiritual.

    All glory ( http://bit.ly/Psalm112_1 ) to GOD for His compelling you
    to unwittingly demonstrate your ever worsening cognitive condition
    which is tragically a consequence of His cursing (Jeremiah 17:5) you
    more than ever.

    Laus DEO !

    +++

    someone eternally condemned & ever more cursed by GOD perseverated:
    (in a vain attempt to refute posts about being wonderfully hungry)

    Psalms
    81:10 I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of
    Egypt: open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

    Indeed, receiving a mouthful (Psalm 81:10) of manna from GOD will only
    make His http://WDJW.great-site.net/Redeemed want even more, so that
    we're even http://bit.ly/wonderfully_hungrier with all glory ( http://bit.ly/Psalm112_1 ) to GOD.

    Laus DEO !

    Proverbs
    13:25 The righteous has enough to satisfy his appetite, But the
    stomach of the wicked is in need.

    Indeed, the righteous know to be satisfied (Luke 6:21a) with an omer
    (Exodus 16:16) of manna, while the wicked need (Proverbs 13:25) this
    knowledge as evident by their eating until they are full (i.e.
    satiated).

    Joel
    2:26 And ye shall eat in plenty, and be satisfied, and praise the name
    of the LORD your God, that hath dealt wondrously with you: and my
    people shall never be ashamed.

    Indeed, an omer (32 ounces per Revelation 6:6) of manna is plenty
    (Joel 2:26) with all glory ( http://bit.ly/Psalm112_1 ) to GOD and to
    the shame of you, who are eternally (Mark 3:29) condemned.

    Laus DEO ! !

    Psalms
    107 For he satisfies the thirsty and fills the hungry with good
    things.

    Indeed, being filled (Psalm 107:9) with an omer (Exodus 16:16) of
    manna is a Wonderful (Isaiah 9:6) thing while being satiated (i.e.
    full) is evil.

    Acts
    14:17 "Yet he did not leave himself without witness, for he did
    good by
    giving you rains from heaven and fruitful seasons, satisfying
    your hearts with food and gladness."

    In the interim, you, who are eternally (Mark 3:29) condemned, will
    never be satisfied (Acts 14:17) because you are ever more cursed
    (Jeremiah 17:5) by GOD.

    Source: https://groups.google.com/d/msg/sci.med.cardiology/uCPb3ldOv5M/KgM8NFKuAQAJ

    +++

    someone eternally condemned & ever more cursed by GOD perseverated:
    HeartDoc Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:

    Subject: a very very very simple definition of sin ...

    Source: https://groups.google.com/d/msg/sci.med.cardiology/mXmFD9kIocc/y8GNXircBQAJ

    Does andrew's "definition" agree with scripture? Let's see in
    1 John:

    Actually, sin is **not** defined in 1 John 1:8-10

    John wrote this to christians. The greek grammer (sic) speaks of an
    ongoing status. He includes himself in that status.

    John was a Jew instead of a Greek so there is really no reason to
    think that Greek grammar is relevant here.

    1:8 If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the
    truth is not in us.

    1:9 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us
    our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

    1:10 If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his
    word is not in us.

    John also wrote earlier at John 5:14 that LORD Jesus commands:

    "Now stop sinning or something worse may happen to you." (John 5:14)

    And, indeed, your being eternally condemned (Mark 3:29) & ever more
    cursed (Jeremiah 17:5) by GOD, as evident by your ever worsening
    cognitive deficits, is really worse.

    Now again, here's how to really stop sinning as LORD Jesus commands
    (John 5:14):

    https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.bible.prophecy/2-Qpn-o81J4/ldGubKEZAgAJ

    While wonderfully hungry ( http://bit.ly/Philippians4_12 ) in the Holy
    Spirit, Who causes (Deuteronomy 8:3) me to hunger right now (Luke
    6:21a), I again pray (2 Chronicles 7:14) that GOD continues to curse
    (Jeremiah 17:5) you, who are eternally condemned (Mark 3:29), more
    than ever in the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Amen.

    Laus DEO ! ! !

    Again, this is done in hopes of convincing all reading this to stop
    being http://bit.ly/terribly_hungry (2 Kings 6:29) where all are in
    danger of becoming eternally condemned (Mark 3:29) just as had
    happened to Ananias and Sapphira and more contemporaneously to Bob
    Pastorio.

    Again, the LORD did strike down http://bit.ly/Bob_Pastorio on Fool's
    day just 9+ years ago:

    http://bobs-amanuensis.livejournal.com/8728.html

    Again, this is done ...

    http://bit.ly/HeartDocAndrew touts hunger (Luke 6:21a) with all glory
    ( http://bit.ly/Psalm112_1 ) to GOD, Who causes us to hunger
    (Deuteronomy 8:3) when He blesses us right now (Luke 6:21a) thereby
    removing the http://WDJW.great-site.net/VAT from around the heart

    ...because we mindfully choose to openly care with our heart,

    HeartDoc Andrew <><
    --
    Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
    Cardiologist with an http://bit.ly/EternalMedicalLicense
    2024 & upwards non-partisan candidate for U.S. President: http://WonderfullyHungry.org
    and author of the 2PD-OMER Approach:
    http://bit.ly/HeartDocAndrewCare
    which is the only **healthy** cure for the U.S. healthcare crisis

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From D@21:1/5 to Nomen Nescio on Tue Dec 19 22:10:11 2023
    On Tue, 19 Dec 2023 21:02:47 -0000, Nomen Nescio <nobody@dizum.com> wrote: >TABLE OF CONTENTS
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    1. Preamble.
    2. Curriculum Vitae (CV and Titles)
    3. Detail History
    4. Inquiry
    5. Rationale
    6. List of Affected Newsgroups
    7. Disruptive Intent and Purpose
    8. Ultimatum from Team America
    9. Recommended Courses of Action
    10. Examples of Abusive Spam Messages
    Preamble
    --------
    This is a complaint regarding serious Usenet spam abuse by a bot
    account. The spammer transformed the age of Eternal September into a
    dark age of Eternal Sucktember with his wholly unruly holy eternal
    medical license.
    This spammer has been intentionally flooding Usenet newsgroups with
    the same canned posts tens of thousands of times. His posts repeat the
    same trope of forcing everyone onto a religious diet of two pounds of
    bread per day. The spammer spams a canned message about his eternal
    medical license authorizing him to curse netizens. In his canned
    bot messages he repeats the same religious curses against netizens,
    calling them out by name and cursing them.
    This message contains a biography, curriculum vitae, and description
    of the spammer and its activities and recommends courses of action
    for Usenet system administrators to curtail the abuse. To understand
    and counter the raving spray-and-pray spam of this irrascible fake
    gook puppet we must poke our tender digits into General Tso's
    bloated chicken guts.
    Curriculum Vitae (CV and Titles)
    --------------------------------
    Andrew Ben-Hua Chung,
    is also known as
    Saint Shihzu the Patron Saint of the Holy Shits
    Saint Starvation
    the Pillsbury Prophet
    the Eternal Sucktember Honorary Kamikaze Mascot
    the Breadman Messiah
    the Hangry Heart Doctor Dietary Dictator
    the Wonderfully Hungry Pillsbury Pope
    the Medical Messiah with a Eternal Medical License
    the Szechuan Sickpuppet
    the Baguette Bodaggot
    the Bun Burglar
    the Breadroll Buddha
    the Wonder Bread Wog
    the Whacky Weissbrot Wog
    the Fanatic Flatbread Funny Farmer
    the Bible Banging Bread Bigot
    the Korean Challa Kook
    the Seoul Sesame Spammer
    the Pyongyang Pastry Prophet
    the Queer Bangkok Biscuiteer
    the Gluten Gook
    the Pot-Bellied Pyongyang Prophet Puppet
    the Pita Puffer
    the Bejing Bakery Boss Hogg
    the Zymology Zipperhead
    the Yangtze Yellow Yeasty
    the Yellow Yeast Master
    the Pillsbury Peril
    the Sesame Seed Seoul Food Sultan
    the Two-Pound President
    the Pugnacious Cocaine Panda Bear
    the Rice Paddy Protestant President.
    Detail History
    --------------
    Chung runs a bot that has been posting and cross-posting the same
    canned messages many tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands
    of times. The spammer has used accounts from Eternal September,
    News Demon, and High Winds Media to spray and pray. It appears that
    Eternal September has taken some measure to thwart the spam. Ray Banana >grabbed a gat and went to battle. However there are derelict stragglers
    among the Usenet administrative elite. News Demon and HighWinds appear
    to not care, or to be tacitly complicit with the agenda to drown out
    all religious speech with this bot spam.
    This goofy, spam boss hoggety, pot-bellied Pyongyang pig has turned
    this fragrant, sable age of Eternal September into a stinky, baby-shit
    green, Eternal Sucktember.
    Anyone with two brain cells to rub can see Chung's intent is to
    annoy, harass, and drive away users of any and all religious-themed >newsgroups. He has tacit approval from News Demon and High as a Kite
    Media. His messages serve no actual probitive speech purpose. The
    purpose is to interfere with any actual real speech in the groups. The >Fuhrers at some Usenet posting hosts have refused to thwart their
    pet Sesame Seed Sultan. It seems that their free speech policy which
    defines free speech as any mountain of spam that interferes with the
    free speech of everyone else. Mistaking Chung for a Japanese, the
    News Demon and Hot Air Media Sucktemberites believe they are upholding
    their reich treaty obligations with the Kamikaze News Kook by giving
    him free reign to harass the ever-living fuck out of everyone like
    a pugnacious cocaine Panda bear.
    Inquiry
    -------
    If his tens of thousands of repostings and cross-postings sometimes
    posting the same message dozens of times per day, do not constitute
    spam and abuse, then I would ask:
    what the fuck does constitute spam and abuse?
    what kind of bar is being used by Sucktemberites to measure?
    are these people even fucking sentient?
    fo' real, dawg? dafuq?
    Rationale
    ---------
    This is not a complaint about a periodic re-post of some useful message
    or information, or even a friendly flame meant to entertain. This
    anorexic baguette bodaggot runs a bot that has reposted the same
    messages so many times that his spam constitutes the Simba share of
    messages in some very active newsgroups.
    List of Affected Newsgroups
    ---------------------------
    The Pillsbury Pope floods these newsgroups (and more):
    talk.politics.guns
    soc.culture.israel
    sci.med.cardiology
    alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
    alt.religion.christianity
    alt.religion.christian.east-orthodox
    alt.religion.christian.biblestudy
    alt.religion.christian
    alt.religion
    alt.messianic
    alt.christnet.christianlife
    alt.bible.prophecy
    alt.bible
    alt.atheism
    Disruptive Intent and Purpose
    -----------------------------
    If any inactive religious-oriented newsgroup becomes active with new >discussion, this Andrew Chung sockpuppet queues up his bot to start
    posting in that group. It is an obvious disruption campaign.
    Ultimatum from Team America
    ---------------------------
    Somebody who knows the derelict peer admins should get in touch with
    those Fuhrer geeks and read them the Allied Powers riot act. Let
    them know that their honorary Aryan zip is not actually Japanese. And >encourage them to warn the Oriental Pillsbury Pope to cease and desist
    and turn his bot off before Team America finds him and stuffs a ten
    pound burlap sack of wet rice flour sideways up his bony ass.
    Recommended Courses of Action
    -----------------------------
    Here are some recommended courses of action.
    a. Revoke Andrew Chung's eternal medical license.
    b. Revoke his posting privileges for the duration of the
    newly-christened (haha) age of Eternal Sucktember.
    c. Issue nocem cancellations for every canned bot message he has
    ever posted. Parse the history and nuke all of of his spam.
    d. Update terms of service to clearly define intentional and
    protracted disruption as network abuse.
    e. Update terms of service to define coordinated or sockpuppet
    disruption as network abuse.
    f. Be careful to clarify in terms of service that viewpoint
    alone does not constitute network abuse, but other factors will
    be weighed, such as a user using a bot to re-post and cross-post
    the same message thousands of times.
    g. Update terms of service to clarify that stalking, gangstalking,
    psychological operations, and harassment constitute network abuse
    regardless of viewpoint protection claims.
    h. Temporarily blacklist Usenet peers that refuse to enforce
    such reasonable anti-abuse measures or are grossly negligent in
    addressing complaints of the kind of abuse detailed herein.
    Examples of Abusive Spam Messages
    ---------------------------------
    Here are some of the spammer's canned messages which have posted tens
    of thousands or more times. In the first example he admits it is spam
    by the numbering, "Again for a 488th time ....." :
    [snipped for brevity]

    very entertaining writing style . . . haven't noticed a peep from this character for a long time, at least not since unsubscribing from those
    types of newsgroups many years ago . . . did find a couple of archived
    message headers with message id "googlegroups.com" from summer of 2007:

    Path: news...net!news.glorb.com!nx01.iad01.newshosting.com!newshosting.com!post02.iad01!roadrunner.com!not-for-mail
    From: "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <heartdoc13@emorycardiology.com>
    Subject: Re: Killfile
    Newsgroups: sci.astro.amateur
    References:
    snip
    Date: Sat, 31 Aug 2007 19:30:40 GMT
    Organization: http://groups.google.com
    Message-ID: <9499989598.590014.209242@y42g2000hsy.googlegroups.com>
    Lines: 34
    NNTP-Posting-Host: 66.61.98.209
    X-Complaints-To: abuse@rr.com
    Xref: news...net sci.astro.amateur:11837

    Path: news...net!out01a.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!in02.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!postnews.google.com!
    19g2000hsx.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail
    From: "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <heartdoc18@emorycardiology.com>
    Newsgroups: sci.med.cardiology,alt.atheism,alt.christnet.christianlife,alt.bible,alt.bible.prophecy
    Subject: Re: Atheism dies as science finds GOD :-)
    Date: Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:24:02 -0700
    Organization: http://groups.google.com
    Lines: 80
    Message-ID: <1189013042.729569.76780@19g2000hsx.googlegroups.com>
    References:
    snip
    NNTP-Posting-Host: 70.11.15.225
    Mime-Version: 1.0
    Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii"
    X-Trace: posting.google.com 1189013042 15875 127.0.0.1 (5 Sep 2007 17:24:02 GMT)
    X-Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com
    NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 5 Sep 2007 17:24:02 +0000 (UTC)
    In-Reply-To: <1188999258_241@sp12lax.superfeed.net>
    User-Agent: G2/1.0
    X-HTTP-UserAgent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322),gzip(gfe),gzip(gfe)
    Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com
    Injection-Info: 19g2000hsx.googlegroups.com; posting-host=70.11.15.225;
    posting-account=ps2QrAMAAAA6_jCuRt2JEIpn5Otqf_w0
    Xref: news...net sci.med.cardiology:21333 alt.atheism:239640 alt.christnet.christianlife:60391 alt.bible:42852 alt.bible.prophecy:13625

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  • From God Hates Spammers@21:1/5 to noreply@mixmin.net on Tue Dec 19 17:09:03 2023
    On Tue, 19 Dec 2023 22:10:11 +0000
    D <noreply@mixmin.net> wrote:

    very entertaining writing style . . . haven't noticed a peep from this character for a long time, at least not since unsubscribing from those
    types of newsgroups many years ago . . . did find a couple of archived message headers with message id "googlegroups.com" from summer of
    2007:

    <snip>

    It looks like Chung's little brother has instigated a similar spambot denial-of-service attack on Daniel Winzen's free email service.

    https://danwin1210.de/mail/register.php

    <copy-paste> ..........................................................

    Registration is disabled due to too many violations of the Terms of
    Service

    In the meantime, Cock.li is back open for registration as an
    alternative provider.

    One month with no registration and less than one day after re-opening registrations our dear spammer started sending out his letters about
    gods plagues again... So nope, registraition will stay closed until
    2024. It may never re-open as long as this spammer keeps abusing my
    mail service. Less than 0.3% in spam emails is enough to get my mail
    service blacklisted, which has already happended multiple times because
    of this spammer. I cannot allow all my mails being rejected by mail
    servers simply because one person thinks he was chosen by god to send
    out spam in the name of god. ......................................................... </copy-paste>

    It is important to understand that these posts from religious kooks are
    not genuine. The intent of the posts is to disrupt and deny service, and nothing more. The spammer does not actually believe the messages he is
    posting. He is being paid by someone to disrupt the service and prevent
    the use of the service.

    These kinds of criminal acts are being sponsored by governments,
    rendering the governments criminal gangs with no legitimacy.

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  • From The Doctor@21:1/5 to god@hates.spammers on Wed Dec 20 15:05:53 2023
    In article <ult7o2$j8jq$1@paganini.bofh.team>,
    God Hates Spammers <god@hates.spammers> wrote:
    On Tue, 19 Dec 2023 22:10:11 +0000
    D <noreply@mixmin.net> wrote:

    very entertaining writing style . . . haven't noticed a peep from this
    character for a long time, at least not since unsubscribing from those
    types of newsgroups many years ago . . . did find a couple of archived
    message headers with message id "googlegroups.com" from summer of
    2007:

    <snip>

    It looks like Chung's little brother has instigated a similar spambot >denial-of-service attack on Daniel Winzen's free email service.

    https://danwin1210.de/mail/register.php

    <copy-paste> ..........................................................

    Registration is disabled due to too many violations of the Terms of
    Service

    In the meantime, Cock.li is back open for registration as an
    alternative provider.

    One month with no registration and less than one day after re-opening >registrations our dear spammer started sending out his letters about
    gods plagues again... So nope, registraition will stay closed until
    2024. It may never re-open as long as this spammer keeps abusing my
    mail service. Less than 0.3% in spam emails is enough to get my mail
    service blacklisted, which has already happended multiple times because
    of this spammer. I cannot allow all my mails being rejected by mail
    servers simply because one person thinks he was chosen by god to send
    out spam in the name of god. >......................................................... </copy-paste>

    It is important to understand that these posts from religious kooks are
    not genuine. The intent of the posts is to disrupt and deny service, and >nothing more. The spammer does not actually believe the messages he is >posting. He is being paid by someone to disrupt the service and prevent
    the use of the service.

    These kinds of criminal acts are being sponsored by governments,
    rendering the governments criminal gangs with no legitimacy.


    Heads up, Chung is using his highwinds account. Any contacts there?

    And Ray keep up the good work blocking Chung at ES !
    --
    Member - Liberal International This is doctor@nk.ca Ici doctor@nk.ca
    Yahweh, King & country!Never Satan President Republic!Beware AntiChrist rising! Look at Psalms 14 and 53 on Atheism ; unsubscribe from Google Groups to be seen Merry Christmas 2023 and Happy New year 2024 Beware https://mindspring.com

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  • From SAINT SHIHTZU@21:1/5 to All on Thu Dec 21 10:04:58 2023
    ==================================================================
    SAINT SHIHTZU DELUSIONAL NUT CASE PROFILE ------------------------------------------------------------------
    Anointing His Holiness Andrew Chung Patron Saint of the Holy Shits ==================================================================

    The Temple of Folk Heroes and Villains canonizes Andrew "Breadman"
    Chung as the Patron Saint Shihtzu of the Holy Shits. His mission
    to spread celiac disease and gluten poisoning to every human on
    earth has earned him this honor.

    His plan to a starve the population of America on a bread and holy
    water diet earns him an honorary Branch Covidian fellowship. The
    fact that he used a 96-hour inpatient psychiatric evaluation as an
    opportunity for evangelism of his holy shits diet has earned him
    the Medical Messiah award. For practicing medicine while he was himself
    a patient in a psychiatric medical facility this saint earns the Airman
    Murdock Medical Malpractice Award.

    His dietetic evangelism got him arrested for trespass at a church.
    It takes a special kind of character to manage catching criminal
    charges during church services. For this feat Saint Shihtzu has
    earned the Michael Christ Krispy award.

    His dietetic evangelism has brought more people to worship upon
    the porcelain throne than all pharmacy laxatives combined. This
    wonderfully hungry (wangry) wingnut needs a colonoscopy performed
    on his skull (to see his shit for brains).

    ==================================================================
    SAINT SHIHTZU RANKS AND HONORS ==================================================================

    Serial number: OICU812-2PD-OMER-92206

    Rank: Kitchen Patrolman (Eternal KP Duty)

    Beatific: Saint Shihtzu, Patron Saint of the Holy Shits

    Beatific: Saint Shihtzu, Patron Saint of Diabolical Dibble Devils

    Title: Hungry Heart Doctor

    Title: His Hungriness

    Title: Pillsbury Prophet

    Title: Medical Messiah

    Title: The Dr. Mengele of Medical Manna Magic

    Title: His Hangry Holiness

    Title: Pugnacious Cocaine Panda

    Award: Eternal Medical License

    Award: Michael Christ Krispy Award

    Status: Eternal Wangry Candidate for POTUS

    ==================================================================
    SAINT SHIHTZU AUDIO AND VIDEO DOCUMENTARY ==================================================================

    HeartDoc Andrew for President
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv89xuLjFAI

    While pumping his bread and holy water diet, Saint Shihtzu had the
    interviewer, "eating out of his hand," no pun intended.

    ==================================================================
    SAINT SHIHTZU IMAGES ==================================================================

    http://wdjw.great-site.net/gifs/ac2.jpg

    ==================================================================
    SAINT SHIHTZU CHARACTERISTICS, FEATS, STATISTICS ==================================================================

    Weapon of choice: hunger

    Other weapons: bible verses

    Other weapons: specially written, complex curses posted on Usenet

    Other weapons: automated Usenet harassment robot

    Casualties: dumpster-diving patient who died from malnutrition

    Casualties: himself (eventually)

    Casualties: various newsgroups unusable due to his spam messages

    Achievement: non-expiring eternal medical license

    Achievement: practicing medicine while inpatient at a nut house

    Achievement: Airman Murdock Award for practicing medicine while nuts.

    Achievement: re-branding Chinese hunger torture as a diet plan

    Achievement: Declared schizophrenic for preaching the gospel of
    his bread diet. The Doctor who declared him delusional is named,
    Dr. Weichbrodt. The name "Weichbrodt" sounds a lot like German for
    "white bread" and is quite a coincidence.

    Achievement: coined the term, "angry hunger" which may suggest he
    is responsible for the Georgian neologism, "hangry"

    Achievement: arrested for trespassing at a church while preaching

    ==================================================================
    SAINT SHIHTZU QUOTES AND HOLY WRITINGS ==================================================================

    website: http://wonderfullyhungry.org/

    "I am simply wonderfully hungry ..."

    "While wonderfully hungry, I am not afraid of dying because I have
    died and been resurrected (...) GOD can always resurrect me
    again but even if He doesn't, this campaign promise is still the
    right thing to do."

    "America really needs a wonderfully hungry President to lead by
    example how to stop the terrible misbehavior of the terribly
    hungry (more commonly known as the "hangry")."

    ==================================================================
    SAINT SHIHTZU HOLY RELICS ==================================================================

    biblical biscuits

    biblical bread recipes

    original 2PD-OMER diet plan index card

    petrified 2-lb. bread turds

    eternal medical license card

    portable food scale (blessed by a head shrink)

    ==================================================================

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  • From The Doctor@21:1/5 to snipeco.1@gmail.com on Fri Dec 22 00:13:08 2023
    In article <1qm3jtn.ull2i1jprv0mN%snipeco.2@gmail.com>,
    Sn!pe <snipeco.1@gmail.com> wrote:
    The Doctor <doctor@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca> wrote:

    Heads up, Chung is using his highwinds account. Any contacts there?

    And Ray keep up the good work blocking Chung at ES !


    Also Paganini via Tor.


    Got you!

    --
    ^Ï^. Sn!pe, PA, FIBS - Professional Crastinator

    My pet rock Gordon likes the closure of Google's Web2News gateway.


    --
    Member - Liberal International This is doctor@nk.ca Ici doctor@nk.ca
    Yahweh, King & country!Never Satan President Republic!Beware AntiChrist rising! Look at Psalms 14 and 53 on Atheism ; unsubscribe from Google Groups to be seen Merry Christmas 2023 and Happy New year 2024 Beware https://mindspring.com

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  • From Ivo Gandolfo@21:1/5 to The Doctor on Fri Dec 22 01:34:07 2023
    On 22/12/2023 01:13, The Doctor wrote:

    Also Paganini via Tor.


    Got you!


    ??!???!? wat?


    --
    Ivo Gandolfo

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  • From Anonymous@21:1/5 to All on Sat Feb 3 05:45:27 2024
    In the meantime, Cock.li is back open for registration as an
    alternative provider.

    I wouldn't touch your cock.li with a ten-inch pole!

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