Achievement: Declared schizophrenic for preaching the gospel of
his bread diet. The Doctor who declared him delusional is named,
Dr. Weichbrodt. The name "Weichbrodt" sounds a lot like German for
"white bread" and is quite a coincidence.
(after a whole lot of snipping)
"Weichbrot" could be translated as "weak bread" or "soft bread", which
is probably better than trying to munge "Weissbrot" (white bread) in
ways it's not supposed to be munged.
Achievement: Declared schizophrenic for preaching the gospel of
his bread diet. The Doctor who declared him delusional is named,
Dr. Weichbrodt. The name "Weichbrodt" sounds a lot like German for
"white bread" and is quite a coincidence.
SAINT SHIHTZU DELUSIONAL NUT CASE PROFILE >------------------------------------------------------------------
Anointing His Holiness Andrew Chung Patron Saint of the Holy Shits >==================================================================
The Temple of Folk Heroes and Villains canonizes Andrew "Breadman"
Chung as the Patron Saint Shihtzu of the Holy Shits. His mission
to spread celiac disease and gluten poisoning to every human on
earth has earned him this honor.
His plan to a starve the population of America on a bread and holy
water diet earns him an honorary Branch Covidian fellowship. The
fact that he used a 96-hour inpatient psychiatric evaluation as an >opportunity for evangelism of his holy shits diet has earned him
the Medical Messiah award. For practicing medicine while he was himself
a patient in a psychiatric medical facility this saint earns the Airman >Murdock Medical Malpractice Award.
His dietetic evangelism got him arrested for trespass at a church.
It takes a special kind of character to manage catching criminal
charges during church services. For this feat Saint Shihtzu has
earned the Michael Christ Krispy award.
His dietetic evangelism has brought more people to worship upon
the porcelain throne than all pharmacy laxatives combined. This
wonderfully hungry (wangry) wingnut needs a colonoscopy performed
on his skull (to see his shit for brains). >==================================================================
SAINT SHIHTZU RANKS AND HONORS >==================================================================
Serial number: OICU812-2PD-OMER-92206
Rank: Kitchen Patrolman (Eternal KP Duty)
Beatific: Saint Shihtzu, Patron Saint of the Holy Shits
Beatific: Saint Shihtzu, Patron Saint of Diabolical Dibble Devils
Title: Hungry Heart Doctor
Title: His Hungriness
Title: Pillsbury Prophet
Title: Medical Messiah
Title: The Dr. Mengele of Medical Manna Magic
Title: His Hangry Holiness
Title: Pugnacious Cocaine Panda
Award: Eternal Medical License
Award: Michael Christ Krispy Award
Status: Eternal Wangry Candidate for POTUS >==================================================================
SAINT SHIHTZU AUDIO AND VIDEO DOCUMENTARY >==================================================================
HeartDoc Andrew for President
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv89xuLjFAI
While pumping his bread and holy water diet, Saint Shihtzu had the >interviewer, "eating out of his hand," no pun intended. >==================================================================
SAINT SHIHTZU IMAGES >================================================================== >http://wdjw.great-site.net/gifs/ac2.jpg >==================================================================
SAINT SHIHTZU CHARACTERISTICS, FEATS, STATISTICS >==================================================================
Weapon of choice: hunger
Other weapons: bible verses
Other weapons: specially written, complex curses posted on Usenet
Other weapons: automated Usenet harassment robot
Casualties: dumpster-diving patient who died from malnutrition
Casualties: himself (eventually)
Casualties: various newsgroups unusable due to his spam messages
Achievement: non-expiring eternal medical license
Achievement: practicing medicine while inpatient at a nut house
Achievement: Airman Murdock Award for practicing medicine while nuts. >Achievement: re-branding Chinese hunger torture as a diet plan
Achievement: Declared schizophrenic for preaching the gospel of
his bread diet. The Doctor who declared him delusional is named,
Dr. Weichbrodt. The name "Weichbrodt" sounds a lot like German for
"white bread" and is quite a coincidence.
Achievement: coined the term, "angry hunger" which may suggest he
is responsible for the Georgian neologism, "hangry"
Achievement: arrested for trespassing at a church while preaching >==================================================================
SAINT SHIHTZU QUOTES AND HOLY WRITINGS >==================================================================
website: http://wonderfullyhungry.org/
"I am simply wonderfully hungry ..."
"While wonderfully hungry, I am not afraid of dying because I have
died and been resurrected (...) GOD can always resurrect me
again but even if He doesn't, this campaign promise is still the
right thing to do."
"America really needs a wonderfully hungry President to lead by
example how to stop the terrible misbehavior of the terribly
hungry (more commonly known as the "hangry")." >==================================================================
SAINT SHIHTZU HOLY RELICS >==================================================================
biblical biscuits
biblical bread recipes
original 2PD-OMER diet plan index card
petrified 2-lb. bread turds
eternal medical license card
portable food scale (blessed by a head shrink) >==================================================================
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