• stats 2023 FEb

    From The Doctor@21:1/5 to All on Wed Mar 1 01:01:44 2023
    Group : news.software.nntp
    Statistics : from 2/1/2023 to 2/28/2023

    ***** Users with most messages *****
    num| Name | Nb Msg | size | or. | % ----|-----------------------|--------|--------|-----|------------------|
    1 | Andy Burnelli | 13 | 41,731 | 2 | 13.00% xxxxxxxxxx
    2 | noel | 9 | 13,383 | 0 | 9.00% xxxxxx
    3 | Russ Allbery | 7 | 91,696 | 1 | 7.00% xxxxx
    4 | Julien ÉLIE | 7 | 24,722 | 0 | 7.00% xxxxx
    5 | Sn!pe | 6 | 19,979 | 0 | 6.00% xxxx
    6 | Ivo Gandolfo | 5 | 9,451 | 0 | 5.00% xxx
    7 | R.Wieser | 4 | 6,357 | 3 | 4.00% xxx
    8 | Paul | 3 | 5,627 | 0 | 3.00% xx
    9 | Adam H. Kerman | 3 | 5,545 | 0 | 3.00% xx
    10 | Grant Taylor | 3 | 5,228 | 0 | 3.00% xx
    11 | Incubus | 2 | 6,878 | 0 | 2.00% x
    12 | hookenstan | 2 | 5,297 | 0 | 2.00% x
    13 | ??? | 2 | 4,563 | 0 | 2.00% x
    14 | oo DAVID KEETING | 2 | 4,472 | 0 | 2.00% x
    15 | Marco Moock | 2 | 3,533 | 0 | 2.00% x
    16 | Anton Shepelev | 2 | 2,731 | 0 | 2.00% x
    17 | William Stickers | 2 | 2,713 | 0 | 2.00% x
    18 | The Doctor | 1 | 11,607 | 1 | 1.00%
    19 | spender | 1 | 1,168 | 1 | 1.00%
    20 | joost | 1 | 806 | 1 | 1.00%
    21 | Morse | 1 | 8,387 | 0 | 1.00%
    22 | ? Good Guy ? | 1 | 5,718 | 0 | 1.00%
    23 | 21364 | 1 | 5,169 | 0 | 1.00%
    24 | gene | 1 | 4,766 | 0 | 1.00%
    25 | no microwave required | 1 | 4,231 | 0 | 1.00%
    26 | Paul Marshall | 1 | 2,522 | 0 | 1.00%
    27 | Microsoft 365 | 1 | 2,454 | 0 | 1.00%
    28 | Ray Banana | 1 | 2,361 | 0 | 1.00%
    29 | jj | 1 | 2,289 | 0 | 1.00%
    30 | Sebastian Stan | 1 | 2,173 | 0 | 1.00%
    31 | Max | 1 | 2,068 | 0 | 1.00%
    32 | fos@sdf.org | 1 | 1,913 | 0 | 1.00%
    33 | Jesse Rehmer | 1 | 1,770 | 0 | 1.00%
    34 | Bill W | 1 | 1,767 | 0 | 1.00%
    35 | John Robertson | 1 | 1,752 | 0 | 1.00%
    36 | mike | 1 | 1,722 | 0 | 1.00%
    37 | none | 1 | 1,706 | 0 | 1.00%
    38 | jbyrd | 1 | 1,678 | 0 | 1.00%
    39 | Frank Farter | 1 | 1,594 | 0 | 1.00%
    40 | Kolly | 1 | 1,267 | 0 | 1.00%
    41 | RonTheGuy | 1 | 1,244 | 0 | 1.00%
    42 | Tom Furie | 1 | 1,211 | 0 | 1.00%
    43 | Urs Janßen | 1 | 1,170 | 0 | 1.00% ----|-----------------------|--------|--------|-----|------------------|


    ***** Users with most started threads *****
    num| Name | or. | Nb Msg | size | % ----|-----------------------|-----|--------|--------|------------------|
    1 | R.Wieser | 3 | 4 | 6,357 | 33.33% xxxxxxxxxx
    2 | Andy Burnelli | 2 | 13 | 41,731 | 22.22% xxxxxx
    3 | Russ Allbery | 1 | 7 | 91,696 | 11.11% xxx
    4 | The Doctor | 1 | 1 | 11,607 | 11.11% xxx
    5 | spender | 1 | 1 | 1,168 | 11.11% xxx
    6 | joost | 1 | 1 | 806 | 11.11% xxx ----|-----------------------|-----|--------|--------|------------------|


    ***** Users with highest total size of messages *****
    num| Name | size | Nb Msg | or. | % ----|-----------------------|--------|--------|-----|------------------|
    1 | Russ Allbery | 91,696 | 7 | 1 | 27.92% xxxxxxxxxx
    2 | Andy Burnelli | 41,731 | 13 | 2 | 12.71% xxxx
    3 | Julien ÉLIE | 24,722 | 7 | 0 | 7.53% xx
    4 | Sn!pe | 19,979 | 6 | 0 | 6.08% xx
    5 | noel | 13,383 | 9 | 0 | 4.07% x
    6 | The Doctor | 11,607 | 1 | 1 | 3.53% x
    7 | Ivo Gandolfo | 9,451 | 5 | 0 | 2.88% x
    8 | Morse | 8,387 | 1 | 0 | 2.55%
    9 | Incubus | 6,878 | 2 | 0 | 2.09%
    10 | R.Wieser | 6,357 | 4 | 3 | 1.94%
    11 | ? Good Guy ? | 5,718 | 1 | 0 | 1.74%
    12 | Paul | 5,627 | 3 | 0 | 1.71%
    13 | Adam H. Kerman | 5,545 | 3 | 0 | 1.69%
    14 | hookenstan | 5,297 | 2 | 0 | 1.61%
    15 | Grant Taylor | 5,228 | 3 | 0 | 1.59%
    16 | 21364 | 5,169 | 1 | 0 | 1.57%
    17 | gene | 4,766 | 1 | 0 | 1.45%
    18 | ??? | 4,563 | 2 | 0 | 1.39%
    19 | oo DAVID KEETING | 4,472 | 2 | 0 | 1.36%
    20 | no microwave required | 4,231 | 1 | 0 | 1.29%
    21 | Marco Moock | 3,533 | 2 | 0 | 1.08%
    22 | Anton Shepelev | 2,731 | 2 | 0 | 0.83%
    23 | William Stickers | 2,713 | 2 | 0 | 0.83%
    24 | Paul Marshall | 2,522 | 1 | 0 | 0.77%
    25 | Microsoft 365 | 2,454 | 1 | 0 | 0.75%
    26 | Ray Banana | 2,361 | 1 | 0 | 0.72%
    27 | jj | 2,289 | 1 | 0 | 0.70%
    28 | Sebastian Stan | 2,173 | 1 | 0 | 0.66%
    29 | Max | 2,068 | 1 | 0 | 0.63%
    30 | fos@sdf.org | 1,913 | 1 | 0 | 0.58%
    31 | Jesse Rehmer | 1,770 | 1 | 0 | 0.54%
    32 | Bill W | 1,767 | 1 | 0 | 0.54%
    33 | John Robertson | 1,752 | 1 | 0 | 0.53%
    34 | mike | 1,722 | 1 | 0 | 0.52%
    35 | none | 1,706 | 1 | 0 | 0.52%
    36 | jbyrd | 1,678 | 1 | 0 | 0.51%
    37 | Frank Farter | 1,594 | 1 | 0 | 0.49%
    38 | Kolly | 1,267 | 1 | 0 | 0.39%
    39 | RonTheGuy | 1,244 | 1 | 0 | 0.38%
    40 | Tom Furie | 1,211 | 1 | 0 | 0.37%
    41 | Urs Janßen | 1,170 | 1 | 0 | 0.36%
    42 | spender | 1,168 | 1 | 1 | 0.36%
    43 | joost | 806 | 1 | 1 | 0.25% ----|-----------------------|--------|--------|-----|------------------|


    ***** Days with most messages *****
    num| date | Nb Msg | size | or. | % ----|------------|--------|---------|-----|------------------|
    1 | 2/21/2023 | 20 | 115,918 | 1 | 20.00% xxxxxxxxxx
    2 | 2/22/2023 | 19 | 65,763 | 2 | 19.00% xxxxxxxxx
    3 | 2/24/2023 | 11 | 21,642 | 1 | 11.00% xxxxx
    4 | 2/17/2023 | 11 | 24,993 | 0 | 11.00% xxxxx
    5 | 2/23/2023 | 10 | 28,503 | 0 | 10.00% xxxxx
    6 | 2/19/2023 | 10 | 25,298 | 0 | 10.00% xxxxx
    7 | 2/18/2023 | 8 | 14,290 | 1 | 8.00% xxx
    8 | 2/16/2023 | 4 | 6,287 | 3 | 4.00% x
    9 | 2/25/2023 | 2 | 7,022 | 0 | 2.00%
    10 | 2/26/2023 | 2 | 3,728 | 0 | 2.00%
    11 | 2/28/2023 | 2 | 3,368 | 0 | 2.00%
    12 | 2/1/2023 | 1 | 11,607 | 1 | 1.00% ----|------------|--------|---------|-----|------------------|


    ***** Days with most messages *****
    num| date | Nb Msg | size | or. | % ----|------------|--------|---------|-----|------------------|
    1 | Tuesday | 22 | 119,286 | 1 | 22.00% xxxxxxxxxx
    2 | Friday | 22 | 46,635 | 1 | 22.00% xxxxxxxxxx
    3 | Wednesday | 20 | 77,370 | 3 | 20.00% xxxxxxxxx
    4 | Thursday | 14 | 34,790 | 3 | 14.00% xxxxxx
    5 | Sunday | 12 | 29,026 | 0 | 12.00% xxxxx
    6 | Saturday | 10 | 21,312 | 1 | 10.00% xxxx ----|------------|--------|---------|-----|------------------|


    ***** Subjects with most answers *****
    num| Subject
    | Nb Msg | size | or. | % ----|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|--------|---------|-----|------------------|
    1 | Is this a current assessment of the 5 broken no registration nntp servers? | 37 | 79,224 | 1 | 37.00% xxxxxxxxxx
    2 | Results of a test of mixmin posts, comparing the past few years
    with today's ... | 35 | 105,669 | 1 | 35.00% xxxxxxxxx
    3 | 5 broken no registration nntp servers?
    | 12 | 22,510 | 1 | 12.00% xxx
    4 | How to permit user to set the right part of message-id
    | 5 | 16,678 | 0 | 5.00% x
    5 | how to post a text message to nntp server
    | 4 | 6,901 | 1 | 4.00% x
    6 | INN 2.x FAQ
    | 2 | 77,897 | 1 | 2.00%
    7 | Current assessment of the 5 broken no registration nntp servers?
    | 2 | 3,108 | 1 | 2.00%
    8 | stats 2023 Jan
    | 1 | 11,607 | 1 | 1.00%
    9 | Results of a test of mixmin posts, comparing the past few years
    with today's ... | 1 | 4,019 | 1 | 1.00%
    10 | You faggots lost all your free servers to abuse.
    | 1 | 806 | 1 | 1.00% ----|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|--------|---------|-----|------------------|


    ***** Most used Newsreaders *****
    num| Newsreader
    | Nb Msg | size | or. | % ----|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|--------|--------|-----|------------------|
    1 | Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64; rv:91.0) Gecko/20100101 Thunderbir ... | 10 | 35,450 | 2 | 10.00% xxxxxxxxxx
    2 | Xnews/2006.08.24
    | 9 | 25,641 | 0 | 9.00% xxxxxxxx
    3 | Pan/0.141 (Tarzan's Death; 168b179 git.gnome.org/pan2)
    | 9 | 13,383 | 0 | 9.00% xxxxxxxx
    4 | Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.15; rv:102.0)
    | 7 | 24,722 | 0 | 7.00% xxxxxxx
    5 | Others
    | 6 | 84,596 | 1 | 6.00% xxxxx
    6 | MacSOUP/2.8.6b1 (ed136d9b90) (Mac OS 10.14.6)
    | 6 | 19,979 | 0 | 6.00% xxxxx
    7 | Gnus/5.13 (Gnus v5.13) Emacs/28.2 (gnu/linux)
    | 6 | 16,914 | 0 | 6.00% xxxxx
    8 | Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.5512
    | 4 | 6,357 | 3 | 4.00% xxx
    9 | Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64; rv:102.0)
    Gecko/20100101 | 4 | 11,449 | 1 | 4.00% xxx
    10 | slrn/1.0.3 (Linux)
    | 4 | 10,002 | 0 | 4.00% xxx
    11 | Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64; rv:91.0) Gecko/20100101
    | 4 | 7,996 | 0 | 4.00% xxx
    12 | Ratcatcher/2.0.0.25 (Windows/20130802)
    | 3 | 5,627 | 0 | 3.00% xx
    13 | trn 4.0-test77 (Sep 1, 2010)
    | 3 | 5,545 | 0 | 3.00% xx
    14 | Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:78.0) Gecko/20100101
    | 3 | 5,228 | 0 | 3.00% xx
    15 | google g1/g2 ssl
    | 2 | 5,037 | 1 | 2.00% x
    16 | G2/1.0
    | 2 | 7,691 | 0 | 2.00% x
    17 | Xnews/2009.05.01
    | 2 | 6,444 | 0 | 2.00% x
    18 | MicroPlanet-Gravity/3.0.4
    | 2 | 4,472 | 0 | 2.00% x
    19 | Hogwasher/5.24
    | 2 | 3,011 | 0 | 2.00% x
    20 | Sylpheed 3.7.0 (GTK+ 2.24.30; i686-pc-mingw32)
    | 2 | 2,731 | 0 | 2.00% x
    21 | MicroPlanet-Gravity/3.0.11 (GRC)
    | 2 | 2,713 | 0 | 2.00% x
    22 | MesNews/1.08.06.00-gb
    | 1 | 11,607 | 1 | 1.00%
    23 | Pan/0.146 (Hic habitat felicitas; d7a48b4
    | 1 | 2,361 | 0 | 1.00%
    24 | Usenapp for MacOS
    | 1 | 1,770 | 0 | 1.00%
    25 | Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.13; rv:78.0)
    Gecko/20100101 Thunde ... | 1 | 1,752 | 0 | 1.00%
    26 | Unison/2.1.10
    | 1 | 1,722 | 0 | 1.00%
    27 | WinVN 0.99.12y (x86 32bit)
    | 1 | 1,594 | 0 | 1.00%
    28 | Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64; rv:78.0) Gecko/20100101
    | 1 | 1,455 | 0 | 1.00%
    29 | tin/2.6.3-20230217 ("Pittyvaich") (Linux/4.19.0-14-amd64
    (x86_64)) | 1 | 1,170 | 0 | 1.00% ----|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|--------|--------|-----|------------------|


    ***** Most used Newsreaders (distinct user) *****
    num| Newsreader
    | Util. | Nb Msg | % ----|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|-------|--------|------------------|
    1 | Xnews/2006.08.24
    | 8 | 9 | 17.39% xxxxxxxxxx
    2 | Others
    | 3 | 6 | 6.52% xxx
    3 | Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64; rv:102.0)
    Gecko/20100101 | 3 | 4 | 6.52% xxx
    4 | slrn/1.0.3 (Linux)
    | 3 | 4 | 6.52% xxx
    5 | google g1/g2 ssl
    | 2 | 2 | 4.35% xx
    6 | G2/1.0
    | 2 | 2 | 4.35% xx
    7 | Xnews/2009.05.01
    | 2 | 2 | 4.35% xx
    8 | Hogwasher/5.24
    | 2 | 2 | 4.35% xx
    9 | Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64; rv:91.0) Gecko/20100101 Thunderbir ... | 1 | 10 | 2.17% x
    10 | Pan/0.141 (Tarzan's Death; 168b179 git.gnome.org/pan2)
    | 1 | 9 | 2.17% x
    11 | Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.15; rv:102.0)
    | 1 | 7 | 2.17% x
    12 | MacSOUP/2.8.6b1 (ed136d9b90) (Mac OS 10.14.6)
    | 1 | 6 | 2.17% x
    13 | Gnus/5.13 (Gnus v5.13) Emacs/28.2 (gnu/linux)
    | 1 | 6 | 2.17% x
    14 | Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.5512
    | 1 | 4 | 2.17% x
    15 | Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64; rv:91.0) Gecko/20100101
    | 1 | 4 | 2.17% x
    16 | Ratcatcher/2.0.0.25 (Windows/20130802)
    | 1 | 3 | 2.17% x
    17 | trn 4.0-test77 (Sep 1, 2010)
    | 1 | 3 | 2.17% x
    18 | Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:78.0) Gecko/20100101
    | 1 | 3 | 2.17% x
    19 | MicroPlanet-Gravity/3.0.4
    | 1 | 2 | 2.17% x
    20 | Sylpheed 3.7.0 (GTK+ 2.24.30; i686-pc-mingw32)
    | 1 | 2 | 2.17% x
    21 | MicroPlanet-Gravity/3.0.11 (GRC)
    | 1 | 2 | 2.17% x
    22 | MesNews/1.08.06.00-gb
    | 1 | 1 | 2.17% x
    23 | Pan/0.146 (Hic habitat felicitas; d7a48b4
    | 1 | 1 | 2.17% x
    24 | Usenapp for MacOS
    | 1 | 1 | 2.17% x
    25 | Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.13; rv:78.0)
    Gecko/20100101 Thunde ... | 1 | 1 | 2.17% x
    26 | Unison/2.1.10
    | 1 | 1 | 2.17% x
    27 | WinVN 0.99.12y (x86 32bit)
    | 1 | 1 | 2.17% x
    28 | Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64; rv:78.0) Gecko/20100101
    | 1 | 1 | 2.17% x
    29 | tin/2.6.3-20230217 ("Pittyvaich") (Linux/4.19.0-14-amd64
    (x86_64)) | 1 | 1 | 2.17% x ----|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|-------|--------|------------------|


    ***** Most used Newsreaders (summary) *****
    num| Newsreader | Nb Msg | size | or. | % ----|---------------------------|--------|--------|-----|------------------|
    1 | Mozilla | 30 | 88,052 | 3 | 30.00%
    xxxxxxxxxx
    2 | Xnews | 11 | 32,085 | 0 | 11.00% xxx
    3 | Pan | 10 | 15,744 | 0 | 10.00% xxx
    4 | Others | 6 | 84,596 | 1 | 6.00% xx
    5 | MacSOUP | 6 | 19,979 | 0 | 6.00% xx
    6 | Gnus | 6 | 16,914 | 0 | 6.00% xx
    7 | Microsoft Outlook Express | 4 | 6,357 | 3 | 4.00% x
    8 | slrn | 4 | 10,002 | 0 | 4.00% x
    9 | MicroPlanet-Gravity | 4 | 7,185 | 0 | 4.00% x
    10 | Ratcatcher | 3 | 5,627 | 0 | 3.00% x
    11 | trn | 3 | 5,545 | 0 | 3.00% x
    12 | google g | 2 | 5,037 | 1 | 2.00%
    13 | G2 | 2 | 7,691 | 0 | 2.00%
    14 | Hogwasher | 2 | 3,011 | 0 | 2.00%
    15 | Sylpheed | 2 | 2,731 | 0 | 2.00%
    16 | MesNews | 1 | 11,607 | 1 | 1.00%
    17 | Usenapp for MacOS | 1 | 1,770 | 0 | 1.00%
    18 | Unison | 1 | 1,722 | 0 | 1.00%
    19 | WinVN | 1 | 1,594 | 0 | 1.00%
    20 | tin | 1 | 1,170 | 0 | 1.00% ----|---------------------------|--------|--------|-----|------------------|


    ***** Most used Newsreader (résumé, by user) *****
    num| Newsreader | Util. | Nb Msg | % ----|---------------------------|-------|--------|------------------|
    1 | Xnews | 10 | 11 | 21.74% xxxxxxxxxx
    2 | Mozilla | 9 | 30 | 19.57% xxxxxxxxx
    3 | Others | 3 | 6 | 6.52% xxx
    4 | slrn | 3 | 4 | 6.52% xxx
    5 | Pan | 2 | 10 | 4.35% xx
    6 | MicroPlanet-Gravity | 2 | 4 | 4.35% xx
    7 | google g | 2 | 2 | 4.35% xx
    8 | G2 | 2 | 2 | 4.35% xx
    9 | Hogwasher | 2 | 2 | 4.35% xx
    10 | MacSOUP | 1 | 6 | 2.17% x
    11 | Gnus | 1 | 6 | 2.17% x
    12 | Microsoft Outlook Express | 1 | 4 | 2.17% x
    13 | Ratcatcher | 1 | 3 | 2.17% x
    14 | trn | 1 | 3 | 2.17% x
    15 | Sylpheed | 1 | 2 | 2.17% x
    16 | MesNews | 1 | 1 | 2.17% x
    17 | Usenapp for MacOS | 1 | 1 | 2.17% x
    18 | Unison | 1 | 1 | 2.17% x
    19 | WinVN | 1 | 1 | 2.17% x
    20 | tin | 1 | 1 | 2.17% x ----|---------------------------|-------|--------|------------------|


    ***** Summary results *****
    Total found messages : 100 for 28 days
    New threads : 9
    Total replies : 91
    Total modified threads : 10
    Total size : 328419 bytes (320.72 KB)
    Total lines : 5153 lines
    Total users : 43
    Average number of messages by user : 2.33
    Average size of messages by user : 7,637.65 bytes (7.46 KB))
    Average number of lines by user : 119.84

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  • From Adam H. Kerman@21:1/5 to The Doctor on Wed Mar 1 17:24:29 2023
    The Doctor <doctor@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca> wrote:

    Group : news.software.nntp
    Statistics : from 2/1/2023 to 2/28/2023

    ***** Users with most messages *****

    Let's cut all this unread.

    I am appending a complete list who enjoy yads spamtrolling these
    statistics to dozens of newsgroups who are quite capable of looking them
    up if they were interested.

    Here's that list:

    Here ends the list.

    For more enjoyment, yads appended not one but two .sigfiles.

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  • From Sn!pe@21:1/5 to Adam H. Kerman on Wed Mar 1 17:45:20 2023
    Adam H. Kerman <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    The Doctor <doctor@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca> wrote:

    Group : news.software.nntp
    Statistics : from 2/1/2023 to 2/28/2023

    ***** Users with most messages *****

    Let's cut all this unread.

    I am appending a complete list who enjoy yads spamtrolling these
    statistics to dozens of newsgroups who are quite capable of looking them
    up if they were interested.

    Here's that list:

    !Sn!pe

    Here ends the list.

    For more enjoyment, yads appended not one but two .sigfiles.

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