Behold Tito and Amanda Watts:

https://ibb.co/HLf6fhsn

This lovely couple was arrested for selling "golden tickets to heaven" to hundreds of people.

They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven-- simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in.

Tito Watts said in his police statement: "I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold... And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he'd take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that's made entirely of drugs. You should arrest Jesus because he's the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I'm willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up."

Amanda Watts said in her police statement: "We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and do drugs. I didn't do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched."

Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia, and a baby alligator.

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BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:

Behold Tito and Amanda Watts:

https://ibb.co/HLf6fhsn

This lovely couple was arrested for selling "golden tickets to heaven" to >hundreds of people.

They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers
the tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the >buyer a spot in heaven-- simply present the ticket at the pearly gates
and you’re in.

Tito Watts said in his police statement: "I don’t care what the police say. >The tickets are solid gold... And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the >KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I >met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he'd take me and >my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that's made entirely of drugs. You >should arrest Jesus because he's the one that gave me the golden tickets and >said to sell them. I'm willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up."

Amanda Watts said in her police statement: "We just wanted to leave earth and >go to space and do drugs. I didn't do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to >heaven. I just watched."

Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia, and a >baby alligator.

I'm scared to ask what role the alligator would play in the religious experience.

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On Sat, 15 Feb 2025 10:34:04 -0500, Rhino
<no_offline_contact@example.com> wrote:

On 2025-02-14 7:59 PM, BTR1701 wrote:

Behold Tito and Amanda Watts:

https://ibb.co/HLf6fhsn

This lovely couple was arrested for selling "golden tickets to heaven" to
hundreds of people.

They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the >> tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the buyer a >> spot in heaven-- simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in.

Tito Watts said in his police statement: "I don’t care what the police say.
The tickets are solid gold... And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the
KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I
met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he'd take me and
my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that's made entirely of drugs. You
should arrest Jesus because he's the one that gave me the golden tickets and >> said to sell them. I'm willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up."

Amanda Watts said in her police statement: "We just wanted to leave earth and
go to space and do drugs. I didn't do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to
heaven. I just watched."

Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia, and a >> baby alligator.

There was a time when no one was like that, no one on Earth. What the
hell happened?

That's easy.. People came about. Of course there were people like that
far in the past. It's just modern times makes it easier for them to
form and survive.

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On Feb 15, 2025 at 7:34:04 AM PST, "Rhino" <no_offline_contact@example.com> wrote:

On 2025-02-14 7:59 PM, BTR1701 wrote:

Behold Tito and Amanda Watts:

https://ibb.co/HLf6fhsn

This lovely couple was arrested for selling "golden tickets to heaven" to >> hundreds of people.

They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the >> tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the buyer a
spot in heaven-- simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re >> in.

Tito Watts said in his police statement: "I don’t care what the police say.
The tickets are solid gold... And it was Jesus who give them to me behind >> the
KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer
space. I
met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he'd take me >> and
my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that's made entirely of drugs. >> You
should arrest Jesus because he's the one that gave me the golden tickets and
said to sell them. I'm willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up."

Amanda Watts said in her police statement: "We just wanted to leave earth >> and
go to space and do drugs. I didn't do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets >> to
heaven. I just watched."

Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia, and a
baby alligator.

There was a time when no one was like that, no one on Earth. What the
hell happened?

I just want to know who the hell saw these two human blisters and decided, “Yeah, this seems legit” and bought a gold ticket to heaven from them. How much of an anthropomorphic hemorrhoid do you have to be to be taken in by
these two?

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On 2025-02-14 7:59 PM, BTR1701 wrote:

Behold Tito and Amanda Watts:

https://ibb.co/HLf6fhsn

This lovely couple was arrested for selling "golden tickets to heaven" to hundreds of people.

They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven-- simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in.

Tito Watts said in his police statement: "I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold... And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I
met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he'd take me and
my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that's made entirely of drugs. You should arrest Jesus because he's the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I'm willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up."

Amanda Watts said in her police statement: "We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and do drugs. I didn't do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to
heaven. I just watched."

Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia, and a baby alligator.

There was a time when no one was like that, no one on Earth. What the
hell happened?


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Rhino

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BTR1701

Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia,
and a baby alligator.

lol

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In article <voooti$3n98h$1@dont-email.me>, atropos@mac.com wrote:

Behold Tito and Amanda Watts:

https://ibb.co/HLf6fhsn

This lovely couple was arrested for selling "golden tickets to heaven" to >hundreds of people.

They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the >tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the buyer a >spot in heaven-- simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you're in.

Tito Watts said in his police statement: "I don't care what the police say. >The tickets are solid gold... And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the >KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I >met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he'd take me and >my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that's made entirely of drugs. You >should arrest Jesus because he's the one that gave me the golden tickets and >said to sell them. I'm willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up."

I bet that was Hunter Biden and his wife, wearing a disguise.

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no_offline_contact@example.com wrote:

On 2025-02-14 7:59 PM, BTR1701 wrote:

Behold Tito and Amanda Watts:

https://ibb.co/HLf6fhsn

This lovely couple was arrested for selling "golden tickets to heaven" to
hundreds of people.

They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the >> tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the buyer >> a spot in heaven-- simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and
you're in.

Tito Watts said in his police statement: "I don't care what the police
say. The tickets are solid gold... And it was Jesus who give them to me
behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go
to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash
together he'd take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet
that's made entirely of drugs. You should arrest Jesus because he's the
one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I'm willing to
wear a wire and set Jesus up."

Amanda Watts said in her police statement: "We just wanted to leave earth
and go to space and do drugs. I didn't do nothing. Tito sold the golden
tickets to heaven. I just watched."

Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia, and >> a baby alligator.

There was a time when no one was like that, no one on Earth. What the
hell happened?

I think they existed, but we didn't know about them.

https://youtu.be/lXjDunz-Ak8?si=YlEigaR867MIPx1H

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