• What Did You Watch? 2025-02-18 (Tuesday)

    From Ubiquitous@21:1/5 to All on Wed Feb 19 04:30:41 2025
    I watched:

    BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S - This Aged Great!:
    Every Monday and Friday, stand-up comedian Ben Moore defends a movie from the past that hasn't aged well, while explaining the plot to his much younger friend Jordan Elias (who hasn't seen it). Hilarity ensues. https://youtu.be/kHgHBuo02ao?si=ric_JslFOV5eV4gJ

    DANA LOESCH REACTS TO SNL'S UNFUNNY MOCKERY OF TRUMP SUPPORTERS BY TOM HANKS.: Dana Loesch reacts to SNL 50's portrayal of a MAGA voters and Trump
    supporters by Tom Hanks in their "Black Jeopardy" sketch. https://youtu.be/-T0a4_oSexY?si=yNP0YZEHRIkSjqzV

    DOCTOR WHO CANCELED? CREW GIVEN BAD NEWS AS GATWA BAILS, UK SUN REPORTS | RUMORS CONFIRMED?:
    Doctor Who is a sad broken shell of its former self, as all who watched last season know. Last week I reported rumors that the show is in deep trouble,
    and now the Sun is reporting that those rumors seem to be true, and once
    again Doomcock was right! It's looking grim for the franchise according to insider reports - here are the details! #disney #bbc #doctorwho https://youtu.be/mnc23j_x5ZE?si=2pMFItByqbOo2TB9

    NO, DOCTOR WHO ISN'T CANCELED AND NCUTI GATWA IS STILL AT THE BBC:
    There's reports going on Doctor Who is canceled and Ncuti Gatwa is gone,
    but it's not the case. The BBC is still going forward with the Russell T. https://youtu.be/WKiFjIU4yqY?si=dXiZyKJ50QmunpeU

    OBESE RAPPER INADVERTENTLY RUINS LAWSUIT AGAINST LYFT, AFTER POSTING THIS.: Dank Demoss inadvertently ruins her lawsuit after posting this video. https://youtu.be/_-88y_l7kao?si=LhlFuNrSYdyo1wnt

    THE DANK DEMOSS VS LYFT LAWSUIT GETS WORSE:
    Rapper Dank Demoss keeps going viral for everything but Rapping! On the breakfast club she demanded a couch instead of a chair, and she also made a video proving that she could fit inside a car, yet it was a small sedan where as the lyft that denied her was driving a small sedan... not the same thing. https://youtu.be/_DtRVgnLuPw?si=1d2ifHDOEZn21S-5

    SHATNER OF THE MOUNT BY FALL ON YOUR SWORD:
    The offical single, Captain Of The Mount is now available at the iTunes store. Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?

    Official single "Captain Of The Mount" now available at the iTunes store https://youtu.be/HU2ftCitvyQ?si=EQJRUZqVak6n2jeB

    TREVOR NOAH GOES FULL ALT RIGHT, CALLS FOR RACIAL SEGREGATION IN US PRAISING WHITE NATIONALISM:
    Trevor Noah GOES FULL ALT RIGHT, Calls For Racial Segregation In US Praising White Nationalism
    https://youtu.be/cpwvA157nwI?si=Hbdz7BWi8sAHrhw-

    YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME - TheReportOfTheWeek:
    #kfc #chicken #review
    KFC has teamed up with Mike's Hot Honey to premire their Mike's Hot Honey Chicken... and
    I HATE what I got.
    https://youtu.be/ms5k-1ZRzEw?si=dVd2lskHZbjnYFue

    STU DOES AMERICA

    SARA UNFILTERED

    FAMILY GUY:
    "Coma Guy". With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter gets
    in a car accident and falls into a coma. This ep reminded me of the one in which Brian did 'shrums during a hurricane.

    FAMILY GUY:
    "Better Off Meg". When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car
    crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere.


    What did you watch?

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  • From Ian J. Ball@21:1/5 to Ubiquitous on Wed Feb 19 05:59:23 2025
    On 2/19/25 1:30 AM, Ubiquitous wrote:

    What did you watch?

    I now have a small backlog of recorded Lifetime/LMN films, and last
    night I had enough time to get through one of these as partly
    "background noise". I also got through some soaps:

    soaps: DOOL - Mon's ep. Tate comes in on Holly in her skivvies and Doug;
    Doug quickly takes his leave after having admitted to Holly that he's
    totally in to her!; Tate then tells Holly the news that Johnny and
    Chanel may want to adopt his and Sophia's baby. Johnny and Chanel try to
    figure out if they can/should adopt the baby. Alex and Stephanie have Valentine's date. Steve explains to Kayla that he's not thrilled about Stephanie and Alex dating.
    GH - Tue's ep. Mostly stale episode, marked by the fact that
    Jonathan Jackson was temporarily out as Lucky, and a storyline that was supposed to feature Maxie sported Spinelli instead (did both Jackson and Kirsten Storms get sick at the same time?! did a virus race through GH's
    cast at the time?!)... Anyway, the only decent part of this episode was
    Anna pleading with Jason not to kill Cyrus before letting him go from
    police custody. And Dante tries to catch Lulu up on what she missed.
    Otherwise, the rest of this episode was Valentine's Day nonsense which
    isn't worth going over.

    Husband, Father, Killer: The Alyssa Pladl Story (recorded of Lifetime) -
    By pure coincidence, I think this is reairing on LMN on Thursday - but I recorded this off Lifetime back in Oct. and decided to pull the trigger
    on it last night.
    Another of Lifetime's "true crime" flicks, I'm not sure how I had
    never heard about this case before!
    The actual crime happened in 2018: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Pladl_triple_murder_and_suicide
    Jackie Cruz stars as the killer's abused estranged wife, Alyssa.
    Alyssa married the dude after he groomed her online when she was 15 and
    he was 21(?). He was abusive towards their first daughter, so Alyssa
    insists they put the baby up for adoption. Inexplicably, Alyssa stays
    with this dude for *years*, and they have two more daughters, one of
    whom is somewhat autistic.
    About 18 years after their first daughter's birth, she shows up as a
    teen wanting to meet her bio parents. Cruz's character Alyssa is less
    than thrilled, knowing the monster her husband is, but doesn't put a
    stop to this. Alyssa quickly finally leaves the dude, taking the 2
    younger daughters with her, but Alyssa is unable to take the reunited
    oldest daughter with her as she's 18, and the monster father has already
    gotten in her ear and poisoned her against Alyssa the mom.
    Soon enough, the dude actually seduces the oldest daughter. (This
    has got to at least partially be on the oldest daughter - who let's
    themselves be seduced by their biological dad?!!) Estranged mom Alyssa
    finds out about this and sicks the cops on him, though the dad and the
    daughter both get arrested for incest.
    The title is misleading - in most (fictional) Lifetime flicks, the
    evol! party is murdering people all throughout the movie, but in this
    one, the actual killings don't come until the very end of the movie. But
    this flick ends up where you would have expected if you'd thought about it.
    I'm not a fan of Lifetime's "true crime" flicks, but this one at
    least had the virtue that I had never heard this story before, and that
    its storyline (dad-daughter consensual incest!) is so off-the-wall as to
    be novel.


    What did you watch?

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  • From anim8rfsk@21:1/5 to Ubiquitous on Wed Feb 19 14:41:18 2025
    Ubiquitous <weberm@polaris.net> wrote:
    I watched:




    What did you watch?

    Hey, thanks for asking!

    THE LOST WORLD JURASSIC PARK

    I’d only ever watched this once. I hated the book which attempted to be a sequel to both the original wonderful book and the original not wonderful
    movie which made all sorts of stupid changes so people that died are alive again. It’s been four years and suddenly somewhere along the line, Malcolm has picked up a 12-year-old black daughter and whoever her mother is she’s not in his life. Anyway, they go back and have a very run-of-the-mill
    adventure with lots of big stupid written and (second unit) directed by one
    of the worst people working in Hollywood, even John Williams music is one
    of his poorest efforts.

    Toby Ziegler gets eaten by a T-Rex!

    The father of the little girl who gets attacked at the beginning is played
    by Ethan Rayne of BUFFY and IMDb says the actor died young. :-(
    IMDb also says the little girl grew up beautiful.

    The incredibly protracted sequence with the RV hanging off the cliff is one
    of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen.

    It never occurs to anybody that the fact that Julianne Nicholson is covered with baby T-Rex blood (not to mention why since it had a broken leg not a gaping wound) is probably bad if you’re trying not to have the adult T-Rex track you.

    Later, Malcolm tells us that the T-Rex can only track the baby T-Rex by
    sound. That seems like it would be easy enough to take care of. How does
    the adult even know the baby is in Sandy Eggo at all?

    So the T-Rex rides the ship to Sandy Eggo. Malcolm and party go there in a helicopter. Despite the helicopter being 10 times faster than the ship they seem to get there at the same time.

    On board the ship, the T-Rex gets out of the hold somehow and eats
    everybody, leaving lots of disembodied hands behind. Somehow it got into
    the wheelhouse and ate everybody except for their hands, and then managed
    to trap itself in the hold again, while the disembodied hand closed the lid over it and held it shut. Another disembodied hand works the steering
    wheel and navigates from Costa Rica to Sandy Eggo, but there isn’t yet another disembodied hand on the throttle.

    Somehow, inGen has built a giant Jurassic Park facility in the middle of
    San Diego complete with signage and nobody noticed.

    The big game hunter waves his fee in order to kill an adult male
    Tyrannosaurus rex. What makes him think there’s a tyrannosaurus running
    loose on the island? If there is what makes him think it’s a male? Why
    would there be a male dinosaur on the island when the dinosaurs are all
    female?

    Just every moment is another layer of rancid onion burning away.

    I also watched some more episodes of DREW CAREY.

    Meanwhile, my dad‘s old beloved recliner broke. It looks like I may have to move into a room with a television.








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  • From Ian J. Ball@21:1/5 to All on Wed Feb 19 14:21:13 2025
    On 2/19/25 1:41 PM, anim8rfsk wrote:

    Ubiquitous <weberm@polaris.net> wrote:
    I watched:




    What did you watch?

    Hey, thanks for asking!

    THE LOST WORLD JURASSIC PARK

    I’d only ever watched this once. I hated the book which attempted to be a sequel to both the original wonderful book and the original not wonderful movie which made all sorts of stupid changes so people that died are alive again. It’s been four years and suddenly somewhere along the line, Malcolm has picked up a 12-year-old black daughter and whoever her mother is she’s not in his life. Anyway, they go back and have a very run-of-the-mill adventure with lots of big stupid written and (second unit) directed by one of the worst people working in Hollywood, even John Williams music is one
    of his poorest efforts.

    Toby Ziegler gets eaten by a T-Rex!

    The father of the little girl who gets attacked at the beginning is played
    by Ethan Rayne of BUFFY and IMDb says the actor died young. :-(

    Please use the actor's, and not just the character's name - it's Robin
    Sachs.

    IMDb also says the little girl grew up beautiful.

    That's Camilla Belle. She's famous in her own right. She definitely was beautiful, but like with Emmanuelle Chriqui and Jordana Brewster, that's
    less true now.

    The incredibly protracted sequence with the RV hanging off the cliff is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen.

    It never occurs to anybody that the fact that Julianne Nicholson

    You mean Julianne Moore - Julianne Nicholson is the one who is currently starring in "Paradise", and she was not in "Lost World" (or any JP film
    that I am aware of).

    is covered
    with baby T-Rex blood (not to mention why since it had a broken leg not a gaping wound) is probably bad if you’re trying not to have the adult T-Rex track you.

    Later, Malcolm tells us

    Jeff Goldblum is never wrong!! :p

    that the T-Rex can only track the baby T-Rex by
    sound. That seems like it would be easy enough to take care of. How does
    the adult even know the baby is in Sandy Eggo at all?

    So the T-Rex rides the ship to Sandy Eggo. Malcolm and party go there in a helicopter. Despite the helicopter being 10 times faster than the ship they seem to get there at the same time.

    On board the ship, the T-Rex gets out of the hold somehow and eats
    everybody, leaving lots of disembodied hands behind. Somehow it got into
    the wheelhouse and ate everybody except for their hands, and then managed
    to trap itself in the hold again, while the disembodied hand closed the lid over it and held it shut. Another disembodied hand works the steering
    wheel and navigates from Costa Rica to Sandy Eggo, but there isn’t yet another disembodied hand on the throttle.

    Somehow, inGen has built a giant Jurassic Park facility in the middle of
    San Diego complete with signage and nobody noticed.

    The big game hunter waves his fee in order to kill an adult male Tyrannosaurus rex. What makes him think there’s a tyrannosaurus running loose on the island? If there is what makes him think it’s a male? Why would there be a male dinosaur on the island when the dinosaurs are all female?

    Just every moment is another layer of rancid onion burning away.

    Yes. I barely like any part of the first JP film, and recall hating both (original) sequels with a passion. The later sequels are little better.

    I also watched some more episodes of DREW CAREY.

    Meanwhile, my dad‘s old beloved recliner broke. It looks like I may have to move into a room with a television.

    I've been needing to get a recliner for years. But it's a logistical
    problem on several levels so I've never bothered yet.

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  • From Adam H. Kerman@21:1/5 to Ian J. Ball on Wed Feb 19 22:25:36 2025
    Ian J. Ball <ijball@mac.invalid> wrote:

    . . .

    Please use the actor's, and not just the character's name - it's Robin
    Sachs.

    Huh? If I said "Vinnie", no one would get the reference?

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  • From shawn@21:1/5 to ahk@chinet.com on Wed Feb 19 21:07:42 2025
    On Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:25:36 -0000 (UTC), "Adam H. Kerman"
    <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    Ian J. Ball <ijball@mac.invalid> wrote:

    . . .

    Please use the actor's, and not just the character's name - it's Robin >>Sachs.

    Huh? If I said "Vinnie", no one would get the reference?

    Which one? the student show, the FBI show or one of the others.

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  • From anim8rfsk@21:1/5 to Ian J. Ball on Wed Feb 19 20:44:44 2025
    Ian J. Ball <ijball@mac.invalid> wrote:
    On 2/19/25 1:41 PM, anim8rfsk wrote:

    Ubiquitous <weberm@polaris.net> wrote:
    I watched:




    What did you watch?

    Hey, thanks for asking!

    THE LOST WORLD JURASSIC PARK

    I’d only ever watched this once. I hated the book which attempted to be a >> sequel to both the original wonderful book and the original not wonderful
    movie which made all sorts of stupid changes so people that died are alive >> again. It’s been four years and suddenly somewhere along the line, Malcolm >> has picked up a 12-year-old black daughter and whoever her mother is she’s >> not in his life. Anyway, they go back and have a very run-of-the-mill
    adventure with lots of big stupid written and (second unit) directed by one >> of the worst people working in Hollywood, even John Williams music is one
    of his poorest efforts.

    Toby Ziegler gets eaten by a T-Rex!

    The father of the little girl who gets attacked at the beginning is played >> by Ethan Rayne of BUFFY and IMDb says the actor died young. :-(

    Please use the actor's, and not just the character's name - it's Robin
    Sachs.

    IMDb also says the little girl grew up beautiful.

    That's Camilla Belle. She's famous in her own right. She definitely was beautiful, but like with Emmanuelle Chriqui and Jordana Brewster, that's
    less true now.

    I only have your photo on her IMDb entry to go by.

    Last I saw your Donna Brewster she was suffering from Laura Vandervoort disease.

    I am going to let Speil Chuck get away with the above.


    The incredibly protracted sequence with the RV hanging off the cliff is one >> of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen.

    It never occurs to anybody that the fact that Julianne Nicholson

    You mean Julianne Moore - Julianne Nicholson is the one who is currently starring in "Paradise", and she was not in "Lost World" (or any JP film
    that I am aware of).

    OMG. I know Julianne Nicholson from Law & Order: I’m going to have a
    seizure because bush is president. I didn’t even recognize her as Sinatra.


    is covered
    with baby T-Rex blood (not to mention why since it had a broken leg not a
    gaping wound) is probably bad if you’re trying not to have the adult T-Rex >> track you.

    Later, Malcolm tells us

    Jeff Goldblum is never wrong!! :p

    You misspelled always.


    that the T-Rex can only track the baby T-Rex by
    sound. That seems like it would be easy enough to take care of. How does
    the adult even know the baby is in Sandy Eggo at all?

    So the T-Rex rides the ship to Sandy Eggo. Malcolm and party go there in a >> helicopter. Despite the helicopter being 10 times faster than the ship they >> seem to get there at the same time.

    On board the ship, the T-Rex gets out of the hold somehow and eats
    everybody, leaving lots of disembodied hands behind. Somehow it got into
    the wheelhouse and ate everybody except for their hands, and then managed
    to trap itself in the hold again, while the disembodied hand closed the lid >> over it and held it shut. Another disembodied hand works the steering
    wheel and navigates from Costa Rica to Sandy Eggo, but there isn’t yet
    another disembodied hand on the throttle.

    Somehow, inGen has built a giant Jurassic Park facility in the middle of
    San Diego complete with signage and nobody noticed.

    The big game hunter waves his fee in order to kill an adult male
    Tyrannosaurus rex. What makes him think there’s a tyrannosaurus running
    loose on the island? If there is what makes him think it’s a male? Why
    would there be a male dinosaur on the island when the dinosaurs are all
    female?

    Just every moment is another layer of rancid onion burning away.

    Yes. I barely like any part of the first JP film, and recall hating both (original) sequels with a passion. The later sequels are little better.


    I think number three is the best of the films and number two is by far the worst.

    A friend of mine who died recently (most of my stories start like that now)
    put together a viewing group for opening night of the first movie. He
    brought along a first date and there were six or eight of us at the mall
    that one of the Paul Brothers burned down.

    So we get there and there’s this enormous line sneaking up to the second level and we ended up not getting into the 7 pm showing.

    Luckily, they used to be a lot to do in the mall so we killed a couple
    hours and then were the last few people to make it into the second show. We
    had to scatter to find empty seats. About halfway back there was some poor father who wanted to watch the game and had a portable TV in his lap. The people behind him must’ve been unhappy.

    We ended up front row and not quite center. Next to me was a kid, maybe
    eight years old. As the movie progressed, he was humming the entire score
    but he was a little bit ahead of it. He must’ve been sitting there since
    the afternoon matinee to memorize the whole damn thing. At first, it was
    making me crazy, but then I realized that I hated the movie so I shouldn’t.
    I let him have the fun?

    Agreed the Jurassic World films are better.

    Poor Morgana Pendragon.


    I also watched some more episodes of DREW CAREY.

    Meanwhile, my dad‘s old beloved recliner broke. It looks like I may have to
    move into a room with a television.

    I've been needing to get a recliner for years. But it's a logistical
    problem on several levels so I've never bothered yet.


    I gave dad this recliner more than 30 years ago and its motion is
    continuous so you can stop wherever you’re comfortable. Later they went to ones that just had two or three positions and if you don’t like leaning
    that far back, you’re just screwed.



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  • From Arthur Lipscomb@21:1/5 to All on Wed Feb 19 21:16:58 2025
    On 2/19/2025 1:41 PM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    Ubiquitous <weberm@polaris.net> wrote:
    I watched:




    What did you watch?

    Hey, thanks for asking!

    THE LOST WORLD JURASSIC PARK

    I’d only ever watched this once. I hated the book which attempted to be a sequel to both the original wonderful book and the original not wonderful movie which made all sorts of stupid changes so people that died are alive again. It’s been four years and suddenly somewhere along the line, Malcolm has picked up a 12-year-old black daughter and whoever her mother is she’s not in his life. Anyway, they go back and have a very run-of-the-mill adventure with lots of big stupid written and (second unit) directed by one of the worst people working in Hollywood, even John Williams music is one
    of his poorest efforts.

    Toby Ziegler gets eaten by a T-Rex!

    The father of the little girl who gets attacked at the beginning is played
    by Ethan Rayne of BUFFY and IMDb says the actor died young. :-(
    IMDb also says the little girl grew up beautiful.

    The incredibly protracted sequence with the RV hanging off the cliff is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen.

    It never occurs to anybody that the fact that Julianne Nicholson is covered with baby T-Rex blood (not to mention why since it had a broken leg not a gaping wound) is probably bad if you’re trying not to have the adult T-Rex track you.

    Later, Malcolm tells us that the T-Rex can only track the baby T-Rex by sound. That seems like it would be easy enough to take care of. How does
    the adult even know the baby is in Sandy Eggo at all?

    So the T-Rex rides the ship to Sandy Eggo. Malcolm and party go there in a helicopter. Despite the helicopter being 10 times faster than the ship they seem to get there at the same time.

    On board the ship, the T-Rex gets out of the hold somehow and eats
    everybody, leaving lots of disembodied hands behind. Somehow it got into
    the wheelhouse and ate everybody except for their hands, and then managed
    to trap itself in the hold again, while the disembodied hand closed the lid over it and held it shut. Another disembodied hand works the steering
    wheel and navigates from Costa Rica to Sandy Eggo, but there isn’t yet another disembodied hand on the throttle.


    Darn it, I was hoping you could explain how the dinosaur got back in the
    cargo hold in the time for the ship to dock. :-/

    Somehow, inGen has built a giant Jurassic Park facility in the middle of
    San Diego complete with signage and nobody noticed.

    The big game hunter waves his fee in order to kill an adult male Tyrannosaurus rex. What makes him think there’s a tyrannosaurus running loose on the island? If there is what makes him think it’s a male? Why would there be a male dinosaur on the island when the dinosaurs are all female?


    Because life, uh, finds a way?


    Just every moment is another layer of rancid onion burning away.


    This is one of those movies that's not even good background noise
    because it doesn't have a commentary track. At least if it had a
    commentary I could turn it on and listen to the commentary while I did something else.


    But it's been a few years since I last watched them, and now a new one
    is on the way. I guess I'll go through them again. Maybe I'll finally
    figure out how that dino got itself into the cargo hold if I pay extra
    close attention next time I watch.

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  • From anim8rfsk@21:1/5 to Arthur Lipscomb on Wed Feb 19 23:58:51 2025
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    On 2/19/2025 1:41 PM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    Ubiquitous <weberm@polaris.net> wrote:
    I watched:




    What did you watch?

    Hey, thanks for asking!

    THE LOST WORLD JURASSIC PARK

    I’d only ever watched this once. I hated the book which attempted to be a >> sequel to both the original wonderful book and the original not wonderful
    movie which made all sorts of stupid changes so people that died are alive >> again. It’s been four years and suddenly somewhere along the line, Malcolm >> has picked up a 12-year-old black daughter and whoever her mother is she’s >> not in his life. Anyway, they go back and have a very run-of-the-mill
    adventure with lots of big stupid written and (second unit) directed by one >> of the worst people working in Hollywood, even John Williams music is one
    of his poorest efforts.

    Toby Ziegler gets eaten by a T-Rex!

    The father of the little girl who gets attacked at the beginning is played >> by Ethan Rayne of BUFFY and IMDb says the actor died young. :-(
    IMDb also says the little girl grew up beautiful.

    The incredibly protracted sequence with the RV hanging off the cliff is one >> of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen.

    It never occurs to anybody that the fact that Julianne Nicholson is covered >> with baby T-Rex blood (not to mention why since it had a broken leg not a
    gaping wound) is probably bad if you’re trying not to have the adult T-Rex >> track you.

    Later, Malcolm tells us that the T-Rex can only track the baby T-Rex by
    sound. That seems like it would be easy enough to take care of. How does
    the adult even know the baby is in Sandy Eggo at all?

    So the T-Rex rides the ship to Sandy Eggo. Malcolm and party go there in a >> helicopter. Despite the helicopter being 10 times faster than the ship they >> seem to get there at the same time.

    On board the ship, the T-Rex gets out of the hold somehow and eats
    everybody, leaving lots of disembodied hands behind. Somehow it got into
    the wheelhouse and ate everybody except for their hands, and then managed
    to trap itself in the hold again, while the disembodied hand closed the lid >> over it and held it shut. Another disembodied hand works the steering
    wheel and navigates from Costa Rica to Sandy Eggo, but there isn’t yet
    another disembodied hand on the throttle.


    Darn it, I was hoping you could explain how the dinosaur got back in the cargo hold in the time for the ship to dock. :-/

    If they had a couple of raptors loose on board, they would’ve never had to have let the T-Rex out in the first place. It solves all the other problems
    as well.



    Somehow, inGen has built a giant Jurassic Park facility in the middle of
    San Diego complete with signage and nobody noticed.

    The big game hunter waves his fee in order to kill an adult male
    Tyrannosaurus rex. What makes him think there’s a tyrannosaurus running
    loose on the island? If there is what makes him think it’s a male? Why
    would there be a male dinosaur on the island when the dinosaurs are all
    female?


    Because life, uh, finds a way?

    Heh



    Just every moment is another layer of rancid onion burning away.


    This is one of those movies that's not even good background noise
    because it doesn't have a commentary track. At least if it had a
    commentary I could turn it on and listen to the commentary while I did something else.

    https://youtu.be/jmNRNpupdcw?si=PnUrr5tRAIUVd8mj

    There are several available. I suggest that Riff tracks might be the most appropriate.




    But it's been a few years since I last watched them, and now a new one
    is on the way. I guess I'll go through them again. Maybe I'll finally figure out how that dino got itself into the cargo hold if I pay extra
    close attention next time I watch.


    I’m more concerned about how he got in and out of the wheelhouse, eating everything but the crew’s hands.

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  • From Arthur Lipscomb@21:1/5 to All on Thu Feb 20 07:19:38 2025
    On 2/19/2025 10:58 PM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    On 2/19/2025 1:41 PM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    Ubiquitous <weberm@polaris.net> wrote:
    I watched:




    What did you watch?

    Hey, thanks for asking!

    THE LOST WORLD JURASSIC PARK

    I’d only ever watched this once. I hated the book which attempted to be a >>> sequel to both the original wonderful book and the original not wonderful >>> movie which made all sorts of stupid changes so people that died are alive >>> again. It’s been four years and suddenly somewhere along the line, Malcolm
    has picked up a 12-year-old black daughter and whoever her mother is she’s
    not in his life. Anyway, they go back and have a very run-of-the-mill
    adventure with lots of big stupid written and (second unit) directed by one >>> of the worst people working in Hollywood, even John Williams music is one >>> of his poorest efforts.

    Toby Ziegler gets eaten by a T-Rex!

    The father of the little girl who gets attacked at the beginning is played >>> by Ethan Rayne of BUFFY and IMDb says the actor died young. :-(
    IMDb also says the little girl grew up beautiful.

    The incredibly protracted sequence with the RV hanging off the cliff is one >>> of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen.

    It never occurs to anybody that the fact that Julianne Nicholson is covered >>> with baby T-Rex blood (not to mention why since it had a broken leg not a >>> gaping wound) is probably bad if you’re trying not to have the adult T-Rex
    track you.

    Later, Malcolm tells us that the T-Rex can only track the baby T-Rex by
    sound. That seems like it would be easy enough to take care of. How does >>> the adult even know the baby is in Sandy Eggo at all?

    So the T-Rex rides the ship to Sandy Eggo. Malcolm and party go there in a >>> helicopter. Despite the helicopter being 10 times faster than the ship they >>> seem to get there at the same time.

    On board the ship, the T-Rex gets out of the hold somehow and eats
    everybody, leaving lots of disembodied hands behind. Somehow it got into >>> the wheelhouse and ate everybody except for their hands, and then managed >>> to trap itself in the hold again, while the disembodied hand closed the lid >>> over it and held it shut. Another disembodied hand works the steering
    wheel and navigates from Costa Rica to Sandy Eggo, but there isn’t yet >>> another disembodied hand on the throttle.


    Darn it, I was hoping you could explain how the dinosaur got back in the
    cargo hold in the time for the ship to dock. :-/

    If they had a couple of raptors loose on board, they would’ve never had to have let the T-Rex out in the first place. It solves all the other problems as well.



    Somehow, inGen has built a giant Jurassic Park facility in the middle of >>> San Diego complete with signage and nobody noticed.

    The big game hunter waves his fee in order to kill an adult male
    Tyrannosaurus rex. What makes him think there’s a tyrannosaurus running >>> loose on the island? If there is what makes him think it’s a male? Why >>> would there be a male dinosaur on the island when the dinosaurs are all
    female?


    Because life, uh, finds a way?

    Heh



    Just every moment is another layer of rancid onion burning away.


    This is one of those movies that's not even good background noise
    because it doesn't have a commentary track. At least if it had a
    commentary I could turn it on and listen to the commentary while I did
    something else.

    https://youtu.be/jmNRNpupdcw?si=PnUrr5tRAIUVd8mj

    There are several available. I suggest that Riff tracks might be the most appropriate.



    Nice idea, but they need to have *video* with the audio. Yeah, I know copyright and all that. Even though I would have the movie on, I
    suspect I would find it more distracting without video or maybe more distracting with that static picture. But I'll save it. It may come in
    handy soon. :-)

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  • From anim8rfsk@21:1/5 to Arthur Lipscomb on Thu Feb 20 09:49:01 2025
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    On 2/19/2025 10:58 PM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    Arthur Lipscomb <arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
    On 2/19/2025 1:41 PM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    Ubiquitous <weberm@polaris.net> wrote:
    I watched:




    What did you watch?

    Hey, thanks for asking!

    THE LOST WORLD JURASSIC PARK

    I’d only ever watched this once. I hated the book which attempted to be a
    sequel to both the original wonderful book and the original not wonderful >>>> movie which made all sorts of stupid changes so people that died are alive >>>> again. It’s been four years and suddenly somewhere along the line, Malcolm
    has picked up a 12-year-old black daughter and whoever her mother is she’s
    not in his life. Anyway, they go back and have a very run-of-the-mill
    adventure with lots of big stupid written and (second unit) directed by one
    of the worst people working in Hollywood, even John Williams music is one >>>> of his poorest efforts.

    Toby Ziegler gets eaten by a T-Rex!

    The father of the little girl who gets attacked at the beginning is played >>>> by Ethan Rayne of BUFFY and IMDb says the actor died young. :-(
    IMDb also says the little girl grew up beautiful.

    The incredibly protracted sequence with the RV hanging off the cliff is one
    of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen.

    It never occurs to anybody that the fact that Julianne Nicholson is covered
    with baby T-Rex blood (not to mention why since it had a broken leg not a >>>> gaping wound) is probably bad if you’re trying not to have the adult T-Rex
    track you.

    Later, Malcolm tells us that the T-Rex can only track the baby T-Rex by >>>> sound. That seems like it would be easy enough to take care of. How does >>>> the adult even know the baby is in Sandy Eggo at all?

    So the T-Rex rides the ship to Sandy Eggo. Malcolm and party go there in a >>>> helicopter. Despite the helicopter being 10 times faster than the ship they
    seem to get there at the same time.

    On board the ship, the T-Rex gets out of the hold somehow and eats
    everybody, leaving lots of disembodied hands behind. Somehow it got into >>>> the wheelhouse and ate everybody except for their hands, and then managed >>>> to trap itself in the hold again, while the disembodied hand closed the lid
    over it and held it shut. Another disembodied hand works the steering >>>> wheel and navigates from Costa Rica to Sandy Eggo, but there isn’t yet >>>> another disembodied hand on the throttle.


    Darn it, I was hoping you could explain how the dinosaur got back in the >>> cargo hold in the time for the ship to dock. :-/

    If they had a couple of raptors loose on board, they would’ve never had to >> have let the T-Rex out in the first place. It solves all the other problems >> as well.



    Somehow, inGen has built a giant Jurassic Park facility in the middle of >>>> San Diego complete with signage and nobody noticed.

    The big game hunter waves his fee in order to kill an adult male
    Tyrannosaurus rex. What makes him think there’s a tyrannosaurus running >>>> loose on the island? If there is what makes him think it’s a male? Why >>>> would there be a male dinosaur on the island when the dinosaurs are all >>>> female?


    Because life, uh, finds a way?

    Heh



    Just every moment is another layer of rancid onion burning away.


    This is one of those movies that's not even good background noise
    because it doesn't have a commentary track. At least if it had a
    commentary I could turn it on and listen to the commentary while I did
    something else.

    https://youtu.be/jmNRNpupdcw?si=PnUrr5tRAIUVd8mj

    There are several available. I suggest that Riff tracks might be the most
    appropriate.



    Nice idea, but they need to have *video* with the audio. Yeah, I know copyright and all that. Even though I would have the movie on, I
    suspect I would find it more distracting without video or maybe more distracting with that static picture. But I'll save it. It may come in handy soon. :-)


    :)

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