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I was hoping for news of a violent fireball consuming everyone aboard.

Then we could celebrate Trump's death with a big funeral!

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Leroy N. Soetoro wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

I was hoping for news of a violent fireball consuming everyone aboard.

Then we could celebrate Trump's death with a big funeral!

[Finnegan's Wake] introduces Dublin hod carrier "Finnegan", who falls to
his death from a ladder while constructing a wall. Finnegan's wife Annie
puts out his corpse as a meal spread for the mourners at his wake, but he
vanishes before they can eat him. A series of episodic vignettes follows,
loosely related to the dead Finnegan, most commonly referred to as "The
Willingdone Museyroom", "Mutt and Jute", and "The Prankquean". At the
chapter's close a fight breaks out, whiskey splashes on Finnegan's corpse,
and "the dead Finnegan rises from his coffin bawling for whiskey and his
mourners put him back to rest", persuading him that he is better off where
he is.

--
manual, n.:
A unit of documentation. There are always three or more on a given
item. One is on the shelf; someone has the others. The information
you need is in the others.
-- Ray Simard

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On 2025-04-04 15:55:31 +0000, Leroy N. Soetoro said:

I was hoping for news of a violent fireball consuming everyone aboard.

Then we could celebrate Trump's death with a big funeral!

I'd cry for three hours.

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On 4/4/25 13:51, super70s wrote:

On 2025-04-04 15:55:31 +0000, Leroy N. Soetoro said:

I was hoping for news of a violent fireball consuming everyone
aboard.

Then we could celebrate Trump's death with a big funeral!

I'd cry for three hours.

I mourn him already. He has such a sad life. I hope he can find
healing.

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Governor Swill wrote:

On Fri, 4 Apr 2025 15:51:47 -0500, super70s
<super70s@super70s.invalid> wrote:

On 2025-04-04 15:55:31 +0000, Leroy N. Soetoro said:

I was hoping for news of a violent fireball consuming everyone aboard.

Then we could celebrate Trump's death with a big funeral!

I'd cry for three hours.

... at the cost for flowers.

Oh, well then, no flowers. Bring some
dandelions, they're free.

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Governor Swill wrote:

On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 23:00:28 -0600, Gronk <invalide@invalid.invalid>

Governor Swill wrote:

On Fri, 4 Apr 2025 15:51:47 -0500, super70s
<super70s@super70s.invalid> wrote:

On 2025-04-04 15:55:31 +0000, Leroy N. Soetoro said:

I was hoping for news of a violent fireball consuming everyone aboard. >>>>>
Then we could celebrate Trump's death with a big funeral!

I'd cry for three hours.

... at the cost for flowers.

Oh, well then, no flowers. Bring some
dandelions, they're free.

Too much trouble to bend over and pluck one.

Just gonna have to pee on the head stone...

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Governor Swill wrote:

On Thu, 10 Apr 2025 23:30:49 -0600, Gronk <invalide@invalid.invalid>
wrote:

Governor Swill wrote:

On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 23:00:28 -0600, Gronk <invalide@invalid.invalid>

Governor Swill wrote:

On Fri, 4 Apr 2025 15:51:47 -0500, super70s
<super70s@super70s.invalid> wrote:

On 2025-04-04 15:55:31 +0000, Leroy N. Soetoro said:

I was hoping for news of a violent fireball consuming everyone aboard. >>>>>>>
Then we could celebrate Trump's death with a big funeral!

I'd cry for three hours.

... at the cost for flowers.

Oh, well then, no flowers. Bring some
dandelions, they're free.

Too much trouble to bend over and pluck one.

Just gonna have to pee on the head stone...

You mean, bury him at . . . Yellowstone?

boo! hiss!

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Gronk <invalide@invalid.invalid> writes:

Governor Swill wrote:

On Fri, 4 Apr 2025 15:51:47 -0500, super70s
<super70s@super70s.invalid> wrote:

On 2025-04-04 15:55:31 +0000, Leroy N. Soetoro said:

I was hoping for news of a violent fireball consuming everyone aboard. >>>>
Then we could celebrate Trump's death with a big funeral!

I'd cry for three hours.

... at the cost for flowers.

Oh, well then, no flowers. Bring some
dandelions, they're free.

Where have all the flowers gone???

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& no one will talk to a host that's close..........................
Unless the host (that isn't close).........................pob 1433
is busy, hung or dead....................................20915-1433

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On 27/4/25 15:34, David Lesher wrote:

Gronk <invalide@invalid.invalid> writes:

Governor Swill wrote:

On Fri, 4 Apr 2025 15:51:47 -0500, super70s
<super70s@super70s.invalid> wrote:

On 2025-04-04 15:55:31 +0000, Leroy N. Soetoro said:

I was hoping for news of a violent fireball consuming everyone aboard. >>>>>
Then we could celebrate Trump's death with a big funeral!

I'd cry for three hours.

... at the cost for flowers.

Oh, well then, no flowers. Bring some
dandelions, they're free.

Where have all the flowers gone???

Once there were parking lots
Now it's a peaceful oasis
you got it, you got it

This was a Pizza Hut
Now it's all covered with daisies
you got it, you got it

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On Thu, 10 Apr 2025 23:30:49 -0600, Gronk <invalide@invalid.invalid>
wrote:

Oh, well then, no flowers. Bring some
dandelions, they're free.

Too much trouble to bend over and pluck one.

Just gonna have to pee on the head stone...

In our local cemetary there seems to be a tendency to put some stones
at graveside.

No doubt there are lots of people who could be counted on to someday
bury Trump's grave in small pebbles to the extent his stone wouldn't
be readable.

Question: are presidents who didn't serve in the military entitled to
be buried at Arlington?

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On 2025-05-18 17:36:16 +0000, The Horny Goat said:

On Thu, 10 Apr 2025 23:30:49 -0600, Gronk <invalide@invalid.invalid>
wrote:

Oh, well then, no flowers. Bring some
dandelions, they're free.

Too much trouble to bend over and pluck one.

Just gonna have to pee on the head stone...

In our local cemetary there seems to be a tendency to put some stones
at graveside.

No doubt there are lots of people who could be counted on to someday
bury Trump's grave in small pebbles to the extent his stone wouldn't
be readable.

Question: are presidents who didn't serve in the military entitled to
be buried at Arlington?

As Commander in Chief he could probably be buried there if he really
wanted to but I doubt he would -- Arlington is full of "losers and
suckers" who died in war in his view.

The Orange Boisterous Cult will have a memorial built for Generalissimo
Trump on the scale of the Lincoln Memorial.

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