• I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER Franchise Reboot

    From BTR1701@21:1/5 to All on Thu Apr 24 20:41:01 2025
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QABNfDhSxs

    With special appearance by Sarah Michelle Gellar in a graveside photograph!

    Nothing will ever replace Jennifer Love Hewitt’s bouncing funbags as she ran away from the Hookman. She's in this one, too, but time has done its dreadful work and she's no longer pocket-worthy.

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  • From anim8rfsk@21:1/5 to atropos@mac.com on Thu Apr 24 14:57:16 2025
    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QABNfDhSxs

    With special appearance by Sarah Michelle Gellar in a graveside photograph!

    Nothing will ever replace Jennifer Love Hewitt’s bouncing funbags as she ran
    away from the Hookman. She's in this one, too, but time has done its dreadful work and she's no longer pocket-worthy.

    I remember Siskel and Ebert reviewing of the sequels and showing the
    various posters and pointing out that love boobs got bigger on each one.
    Ebert also said by now the movie should be called “I Still Know What You
    Did Two Summers before the Last One“



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  • From Rhino@21:1/5 to All on Thu Apr 24 20:36:37 2025
    On 2025-04-24 4:41 PM, BTR1701 wrote:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QABNfDhSxs

    With special appearance by Sarah Michelle Gellar in a graveside photograph!

    Nothing will ever replace Jennifer Love Hewitt’s bouncing funbags as she ran
    away from the Hookman. She's in this one, too, but time has done its dreadful work and she's no longer pocket-worthy.


    I nominate YouTuber KittenYulia as the new Jennifer Love Hewitt:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvfEa1DT4bE

    Tell me I'm wrong.

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  • From shawn@21:1/5 to no_offline_contact@example.com on Thu Apr 24 20:55:52 2025
    On Thu, 24 Apr 2025 20:36:37 -0400, Rhino
    <no_offline_contact@example.com> wrote:

    On 2025-04-24 4:41 PM, BTR1701 wrote:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QABNfDhSxs

    With special appearance by Sarah Michelle Gellar in a graveside photograph! >>
    Nothing will ever replace Jennifer Love Hewitt’s bouncing funbags as she ran
    away from the Hookman. She's in this one, too, but time has done its dreadful
    work and she's no longer pocket-worthy.


    I nominate YouTuber KittenYulia as the new Jennifer Love Hewitt:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvfEa1DT4bE

    Tell me I'm wrong.

    You are.

    I'm much more in favor of SnarkyJay
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQs9Tw_kuDg

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  • From BTR1701@21:1/5 to anim8rfsk@cox.net on Sat Apr 26 00:56:32 2025
    On Apr 24, 2025 at 2:57:16 PM PDT, "anim8rfsk" <anim8rfsk@cox.net> wrote:

    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QABNfDhSxs

    With special appearance by Sarah Michelle Gellar in a graveside photograph! >>
    Nothing will ever replace Jennifer Love Hewitt's bouncing funbags as she ran
    away from the Hookman. She's in this one, too, but time has done its
    dreadful
    work and she's no longer pocket-worthy.

    I remember Siskel and Ebert reviewing of the sequels and showing the
    various posters and pointing out that Love's boobs got bigger on each one. Ebert also said by now the movie should be called "I Still Know What You
    Did Two Summers before the Last One"


    https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/articles/know-did-last-summer-director-000930122.html

    Despite her best efforts, writer-director Jennifer Kaytin Robinson couldn’t bring Sarah Michelle Gellar's Helen Shivers back to life for the I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER reboot.

    In a recent conversation with Entertainment Weekly, Robinson said she "tried relentlessly" to fit Gellar into the film. Her efforts were for naught, however, because Robinson could not maneuver around the fact that Helen
    Shivers is dead.

    "I tried, okay? I harassed Sarah! But she is dead," Robinson said. "I tried to pitch some crazy shit, too. I was like, 'What if it's like you weren't dead
    and you're actually alive but in hiding?' And Sarah's like, 'I was on ice. I was the most dead a person could be. You can see my frozen body.' I was like, 'Yeah, but what if?' And she said, 'I am dead. I am Sarah Dead Gellar.'"

    While Gellar will be absent, original stars Jennifer Love Hewitt and Freddie Prinze Jr. will return for the horror sequel. The film also stars newcomers Madelyn Cline, Chase Sui Wonders, Lola Tung, Nicholas Alexander Chavez, Austin Nichols, Sarah Pidgeon, Tyriq Withers, Jonah Hauer-King, Billy Campbell and Gabbriette.

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  • From Adam H. Kerman@21:1/5 to atropos@mac.com on Sat Apr 26 03:04:29 2025
    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:

    https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/articles/know-did-last-summer-director-000930122.html

    Despite her best efforts, writer-director Jennifer Kaytin Robinson couldn’t >bring Sarah Michelle Gellar's Helen Shivers back to life for the I KNOW WHAT >YOU DID LAST SUMMER reboot.

    In a recent conversation with Entertainment Weekly, Robinson said she "tried >relentlessly" to fit Gellar into the film. Her efforts were for naught, >however, because Robinson could not maneuver around the fact that Helen >Shivers is dead.

    "I tried, okay? I harassed Sarah! But she is dead," Robinson said. "I tried to >pitch some crazy shit, too. I was like, 'What if it's like you weren't dead >and you're actually alive but in hiding?' And Sarah's like, 'I was on ice. I >was the most dead a person could be. You can see my frozen body.' I was like, >'Yeah, but what if?' And she said, 'I am dead. I am Sarah Dead Gellar.'"

    Hahahaha

    She's in character as Buffy!

    While Gellar will be absent, original stars Jennifer Love Hewitt and Freddie >Prinze Jr. will return for the horror sequel. The film also stars newcomers >Madelyn Cline, Chase Sui Wonders, Lola Tung, Nicholas Alexander Chavez, Austin >Nichols, Sarah Pidgeon, Tyriq Withers, Jonah Hauer-King, Billy Campbell and >Gabbriette.

    What is a Gabbriette? I had to look it up. She's a punk rocker.

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  • From Ian J. Ball@21:1/5 to Adam H. Kerman on Fri Apr 25 21:29:37 2025
    On 4/25/25 8:04 PM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:

    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:

    https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/articles/know-did-last-summer-director-000930122.html

    Despite her best efforts, writer-director Jennifer Kaytin Robinson couldn’t
    bring Sarah Michelle Gellar's Helen Shivers back to life for the I KNOW WHAT >> YOU DID LAST SUMMER reboot.

    In a recent conversation with Entertainment Weekly, Robinson said she "tried >> relentlessly" to fit Gellar into the film. Her efforts were for naught,
    however, because Robinson could not maneuver around the fact that Helen
    Shivers is dead.

    "I tried, okay? I harassed Sarah! But she is dead," Robinson said. "I tried to
    pitch some crazy shit, too. I was like, 'What if it's like you weren't dead >> and you're actually alive but in hiding?' And Sarah's like, 'I was on ice. I >> was the most dead a person could be. You can see my frozen body.' I was like,
    'Yeah, but what if?' And she said, 'I am dead. I am Sarah Dead Gellar.'"

    Hahahaha

    She's in character as Buffy!

    While Gellar will be absent, original stars Jennifer Love Hewitt and Freddie >> Prinze Jr. will return for the horror sequel. The film also stars newcomers >> Madelyn Cline, Chase Sui Wonders, Lola Tung, Nicholas Alexander Chavez, Austin
    Nichols, Sarah Pidgeon, Tyriq Withers, Jonah Hauer-King, Billy Campbell and >> Gabbriette.

    What is a Gabbriette? I had to look it up. She's a punk rocker.

    Yeah, I've never heard of her either.

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