• Re: Will Dockery has been using computers for ~45 years

    From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Mon Feb 24 18:57:55 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments, alt.arts.poetry

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 18:52:31 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 17:37:05 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 16:56:07 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 14:18:07 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    Will Dockery wrote:
    On Wed, 19 Feb 2025 12:19:20 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    "Copy MID" worked fine for us. The reason it didn't work for Will >>>>>>>> Dockery and George Dance is that they are computer (and in other ways) >>>>>>>> illiterate.

    I've been using computers since the 1980s and have been on Usenet (via >>>>>>> mostly Google Groups) since 1998.

    I am on a mobile gizmo now so that might have given me some problems >>>>>>> getting that function to work.

    With 45 years of computer experience,

    How long have you been using computers, Nancy Gene?

    It seems anyone who has been alive for the past 45 years should have had >>>>> computer experience.

    Post-editing someone xxxxxxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx

    I'll remember that the next time you post edit me, Pendragon.

    I've no need to post-edit you

    You post edited my poem recently.

    Karma Bombs???

    That "re-edit" was from 10 years ago -- and it was a parody.

    What a drama queen!

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Mon Feb 24 19:26:12 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments, alt.arts.poetry

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 19:01:58 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 18:57:47 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 18:52:31 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 17:37:05 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 16:56:07 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 14:18:07 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    Will Dockery wrote:
    On Wed, 19 Feb 2025 12:19:20 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    "Copy MID" worked fine for us. The reason it didn't work for Will >>>>>>>>>> Dockery and George Dance is that they are computer (and in other ways)
    illiterate.

    I've been using computers since the 1980s and have been on Usenet (via
    mostly Google Groups) since 1998.

    I am on a mobile gizmo now so that might have given me some problems >>>>>>>>> getting that function to work.

    With 45 years of computer experience,

    How long have you been using computers, Nancy Gene?

    It seems anyone who has been alive for the past 45 years should have had
    computer experience.

    Post-editing someone xxxxxxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx

    I'll remember that the next time you post edit me, Pendragon.

    I've no need to post-edit you

    You post edited my poem recently.

    Karma Bombs???

    That "re-edit" was from 10 years ago -- and it was a parody.

    No, in talking about your post-edit of "I Met A Girl."

    That's different scenario. I paraphrased it to drive home the
    offensiveness of a certain passage -- and labeled it as such.

    You snipped the end off of the statement you were pretending to respond
    to, thereby changing its meaning, and "responding" to the false meaning
    your post-edit had given it.

    But that's old news (IOW: You'd lost that argument long ago). Coco has
    asked that I repost his KARMA BazOoMBaS poem here as well:

    KARMA BazOoMBaS

    Boobs pushed apart
    nothing to do but play.

    Tits spread apart
    snap back and slap my face.
    That’s karma, dude.
    Karma BazOoMBaS.

    Gave ‘em a shove
    the other way,

    carefully try
    to pry those thangs apart
    Bim Bang! They whack my cheek.

    That’s karma, man.
    Karma BazOoMBaS.

    BazOoMBa BOOM!
    BazOoMBa BOOM!
    They gonna getcha!
    Karma Bombs.

    Feeling her up and loosened
    her bra:
    uncrossed her heart.

    I have been boob-arded!
    from their main place
    in triple-D cups
    where she kept them locked and loaded.

    Bim-Bang! Them thangs exploded!
    Right in my face.
    Darkness
    despair
    badda-bang, badda-boom!
    Bangin’ up a storm.

    Well, I woke up this morning
    you were on my mind, and ...
    your clothes were shed

    like vines from trees;
    you let
    too much sun in.

    Them boobies whopped me on the chin.
    Bim-bang! Ba-zoOMB!
    Karmic Melons.

    They told me
    it was okay for a man to cry
    when he feels the pain from a tit in the eye.
    Karmic Ta-Tas.

    That’s Karma, dude.
    They slap you around some
    till you think of tits and pain.
    Tits and pain – ingrained like Pavlov’s dogs.

    Look out old man!
    Karma's coming down.

    They got you now;
    three times in the face.

    Karma Boobs unbound;
    they fly and flow.

    They just keep bouncing
    Energizer Bunnies
    inevitability.

    Peace
    please
    titty-fuck me for the common good.

    You look so good
    I want to eat you.
    Little high school girl.

    Pretty;
    amusing eye candy.

    Smudge of sienna
    after a
    dingleberry lunch
    sweet corn-holing and honeysuckle.

    I will personally
    bind them boobers
    like vines on trees that block the sun.

    But they bust out in a little storm,
    raining torrents on my head.

    Karmic knockers.
    Honkers pound my honking head.
    Bim-bang! Bim-bang! Bim-bang!

    We ponder
    the negro nude painting.
    Bitch got big winnebagoes too.

    Karmic Mammas.
    Trap of lust.
    Badda-bing! Badda-bang!
    Atomic whoppers
    Bombs away!

    Tropic regions ...
    look out, little Peace!
    Willie's coming.

    I got you now
    threefold inside you.

    Look out, Darlene!
    Willie's coming agin.

    I got you now
    three times inside you.

    Karma Bombs
    they’re flying free.

    Reverberations
    responsibility.

    Karma Boobs
    rat tap on your head.

    Foam washes
    from mermaids to shore.
    Knocked up creampie.
    Karma’s a bitch.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Mon Feb 24 20:41:06 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments, alt.arts.poetry

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 20:19:16 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 19:26:07 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 19:01:58 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 18:57:47 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 18:52:31 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 17:37:05 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 16:56:07 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 14:18:07 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    Will Dockery wrote:
    On Wed, 19 Feb 2025 12:19:20 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    "Copy MID" worked fine for us. The reason it didn't work for Will >>>>>>>>>>>> Dockery and George Dance is that they are computer (and in other ways)
    illiterate.

    I've been using computers since the 1980s and have been on Usenet (via
    mostly Google Groups) since 1998.

    I am on a mobile gizmo now so that might have given me some problems
    getting that function to work.

    With 45 years of computer experience,

    How long have you been using computers, Nancy Gene?

    It seems anyone who has been alive for the past 45 years should have had
    computer experience.

    Post-editing someone xxxxxxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx

    I'll remember that the next time you post edit me, Pendragon.

    I've no need to post-edit you

    You post edited my poem recently.

    Karma Bombs???

    That "re-edit" was from 10 years ago -- and it was a parody.

    No, in talking about your post-edit of "I Met A Girl."

    That's different scenario. I paraphrased

    You post-edited it, whether you admit it or not.

    And so it goes.

    You've no idea what I'm saying, have you, Donkey?

    I paraphrased your poem to point out to you why it was offensive -- and
    I *labeled it as such.*

    I did not change your poem *without acknowledging the change,* then go
    on to critique it based on the altered version.

    When you are in an argument (NOTE: An "argument" means a discussion
    wherein you are trying to *prove* a point; as opposed to a fight.), you
    need to address and, when necessary, refute, each of your opponent's
    points.

    When you FAIL to do so, you have lost the argument.

    By changing (or snipping) your opponent's point, then addressing it as
    if it meant something other than it had before your post-edit, you have
    FAILED to address it.

    And in having FAILED to address it, you have effectively conceded the
    argument.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Mon Feb 24 21:41:42 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments, alt.arts.poetry

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 21:24:58 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 20:41:00 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 20:19:16 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 19:26:07 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 19:01:58 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 18:57:47 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 18:52:31 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 17:37:05 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 16:56:07 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 14:18:07 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    Will Dockery wrote:
    On Wed, 19 Feb 2025 12:19:20 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    "Copy MID" worked fine for us. The reason it didn't work for Will
    Dockery and George Dance is that they are computer (and in other ways)
    illiterate.

    I've been using computers since the 1980s and have been on Usenet (via
    mostly Google Groups) since 1998.

    I am on a mobile gizmo now so that might have given me some problems
    getting that function to work.

    With 45 years of computer experience,

    How long have you been using computers, Nancy Gene?

    It seems anyone who has been alive for the past 45 years should have had
    computer experience.

    Post-editing someone xxxxxxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx

    I'll remember that the next time you post edit me, Pendragon. >>>>>>>>
    I've no need to post-edit you

    You post edited my poem recently.

    Karma Bombs???

    That "re-edit" was from 10 years ago -- and it was a parody.

    No, in talking about your post-edit of "I Met A Girl."

    That's different scenario. I paraphrased

    You post-edited it, whether you admit it or not.

    And so it goes.


    I did not change your poem *without acknowledging the change,* then go
    on to critique it based on the altered version.

    Yes, you did.

    Let's go over to the poem in question, and look at the archived
    evidence.

    See you there.

    Since you've created multiple versions of every thread (there are at
    least 4 threads titled "I Met a Girl"), I'm afraid you'll have to post a
    link.

    I'm not seaching through 4 or more threads for a "post-edit" that
    doesn't exist.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Mon Feb 24 23:50:56 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments, alt.arts.poetry

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 21:52:29 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 21:41:36 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 21:24:58 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 20:41:00 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 20:19:16 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 19:26:07 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 19:01:58 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 18:57:47 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 18:52:31 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 17:37:05 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 16:56:07 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 24 Feb 2025 14:18:07 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    Will Dockery wrote:
    On Wed, 19 Feb 2025 12:19:20 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    "Copy MID" worked fine for us. The reason it didn't work for Will
    Dockery and George Dance is that they are computer (and in other ways)
    illiterate.

    I've been using computers since the 1980s and have been on Usenet (via
    mostly Google Groups) since 1998.

    I am on a mobile gizmo now so that might have given me some problems
    getting that function to work.

    With 45 years of computer experience,

    How long have you been using computers, Nancy Gene?

    It seems anyone who has been alive for the past 45 years should have had
    computer experience.

    Post-editing someone xxxxxxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx

    I'll remember that the next time you post edit me, Pendragon. >>>>>>>>>>
    I've no need to post-edit you

    You post edited my poem recently.

    Karma Bombs???

    That "re-edit" was from 10 years ago -- and it was a parody.

    No, in talking about your post-edit of "I Met A Girl."

    That's different scenario. I paraphrased

    You post-edited it, whether you admit it or not.

    And so it goes.


    I did not change your poem *without acknowledging the change,* then go >>>> on to critique it based on the altered version.

    Yes, you did.

    Let's go over to the poem in question, and look at the archived
    evidence.

    See you there.

    Since you've created multiple versions of every thread (there are at
    least 4 threads titled "I Met a Girl"), I'm afraid you'll have to post a
    link.

    I'm not seaching through 4 or more threads for a "post-edit" that
    doesn't exist.

    --

    I'm not creating the multiple threads.

    Both Nova BBS and JLA Forums are breaking the threads for some reason.

    This is a problem that Retro Guy and the JLA Forums administrator will
    need to repair, not me.

    Bullshit.

    How many times do you say "I'm moving this conversation to a new
    thread"?

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