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nancygene.andjayme@gmail.com (NancyGene) wrote in news:
8952d632f80b11d21e2dad9df76682f9@www.novabbs.com:
On Fri, 9 May 2025 22:41:51 +0000, NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
On Fri, 9 May 2025 17:24:23 +0000, CujoDeSockpuppet wrote:
Harvest! - (A Pome about Douchebag Nose Pickers)
He lives alone and shits in the shed,
His repulsed neighbors wishing he's dead.
A window smeared with snots gone by,
A hole in the roof, he's at one with the sky.
His shirt is stained, mildewed socks on the floor ,
He barely fits through his own front door.
But none of that disturbs his thoughts oh so bold "
He’s now got a purpose: mining nose gold.
Each morning starts with his squalid rites,
A coffee, cough, and more nasal flights.
With furrowed brow, he digs more with care,
A finger lost in vast caverns there.
He hums a tune, a lullaby,
As mucus glistens, soft and dry.
He lifts his prize up to the light,
A speckled gem, a crusted rite.
He turns it slowly, nods, impressed"
"Ah yes, a fine one. One of the best."
He squints, he smiles, he may well cry"
A single tear from his left eye.
He places it upon a tray,
Where yesterday’s finds proudly stay.
They sit like fossils, firm and still,
Beside his cup, atop the sill.
He doesn’t date, he doesn’t care,
He has his art, he has his lair.
No critics come, only Zod will applaud,
But in his world, he plays as god.
And if you pass his shed of late,
You might just hear him celebrate"
“Oh beauty! Brown and brittle-sweet…
Come join the others. Take your seat.”
Obj gb gur terngarff bs Phwb! (V unq n ovg bs uryc gbb)
Magnificent, Cujo, as we knew it would be. Your talents have no
limits.
N Qbpxrel unf gb qbhpuront, nf fher nf gurl arrq gb snvy.
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Bravo!
Even though no name appears in the text, everyone here will
immediately recognize the individual being portrayed.
Jvyy znl or ba gb fbzrguvat:
https://jamiewasserman.blogspot.com/2013/08/top-5-pieces-of-art-made-
from-bodily.html
Will could collect the biggest booger mound, to rival the termite
mounds in the foundation of his shed.
1681 Sberfgfvqr Qe, Pbyhzohf, TN 31907
This is a response to the post seen at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=688864169#688864169
Cujo's classic poem is now a major hit song:
https://suno[DOT]com/s/ZnErS7hbzpCvd1ub (replace the [DOT] with a
period)
Get Conley, Mallard and Handy Sandy together to cover this.
APPROVED!
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