• Re: Ode to Team Donkey

    From Cujo DeSockpuppet@21:1/5 to NancyGene on Sun May 25 20:18:33 2025
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    nancygene.andjayme@gmail.com (NancyGene) wrote in news:344a943ddbccc9f921e030c886710905@www.novabbs.com:

    On Sun, 25 May 2025 19:26:09 +0000, cujodemaniac wrote:

    Oh, Team Donkey, bold and bright,
    Wisdom's beacon - wrong, but right!
    Every guess a grand mistake,
    Logic? Nah, just let it break.

    "Two plus two?" You shout, "Eleven!"
    Math's a myth, as blame the leaven.
    Facts are foes, you shake them off,
    Truth? Just something you will scoff.

    "Sky is green!" you proudly claim,
    Rain is dry, and fire's tame.
    Every hunch a wild surprise,
    Like a GPS with closed eyes.

    Yet you stand so firm, so strong,
    Singing proudly, loud and wrong.
    Team Donkey, never change your tune,
    The world needs laughs, you're a cartoon.

    PS: Little Willie Douchebag is a moron.

    Excellent! Is there a forthcoming book of Odes? So much truth in your writing.

    I could not justify putting these in a book. I want to whole world to see
    the decline of Amaerican society in Shitkicker, Georgia for free.

    --
    "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign
    that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon.

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  • From Cujo DeSockpuppet@21:1/5 to NancyGene on Mon Jun 2 20:36:01 2025
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    nancygene.andjayme@gmail.com (NancyGene) wrote in news:c0fd4f069aa25230ff8b8022e042de0b@www.novabbs.com:

    On Mon, 2 Jun 2025 16:14:31 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    CujoDeSockpuppet wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:
    On Mon, 26 May 2025 17:02:47 +0000, cujodemaniac wrote:


    On Mon, 26 May 2025 16:49:33 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    On Mon, 26 May 2025 14:14:37 +0000, CujoDeSockpuppet wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail.com (NancyGene) wrote in
    news:344a943ddbccc9f921e030c886710905@www.novabbs.com:


    On Sun, 25 May 2025 19:26:09 +0000, cujodemaniac wrote:

    Oh, Team Donkey, bold and bright,
    Wisdom's beacon - wrong, but right!
    Every guess a grand mistake,
    Logic? Nah, just let it break.

    "Two plus two?" You shout, "Eleven!"
    Math's a myth, as blame the leaven.
    Facts are foes, you shake them off,
    Truth? Just something you will scoff.

    "Sky is green!" you proudly claim,
    Rain is dry, and fire's tame.
    Every hunch a wild surprise,
    Like a GPS with closed eyes.

    Yet you stand so firm, so strong,
    Singing proudly, loud and wrong.
    Team Donkey, never change your tune,
    The world needs laughs, you're a cartoon.

    PS: Little Willie Douchebag is a moron.

    Excellent! Is there a forthcoming book of Odes? So much truth
    in your writing.



    I could not justify putting these in a book. I want to whole
    world to see
    the decline of Amaerican society in Shitkicker, Georgia for
    free.

    --
    "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a
    sure sign that you have already lost the argument." - Little
    Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon.



    TEAM DONKEY




    That picture is a masterpiece.

    ALL HAIL PENDRAGON!


    This is a response to the post seen at:
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=689782745#689782745

    Put them in a book and sell them or give them away in bait shops >>>>>>> around the world. There is evidently a market there. The
    picture is indeed wonderful. Pendragon is a God!

    We need a website called "Shitkickerville" and featuring
    "Deadbeat Dads", "Hillbilly Drug Abuse" and "Corpse Dragging".



    Let's put them on Will Donkey's Reverbnation site! All are
    already poems and can easily be #1 or #2 songs.

    --



    Excellent idea.

    I was thinking that Donkey might start a Pinterest page as well.



    Excellent idea. Are the Donkey pictures ok to add? Or does someone
    else want to create it?

    Bonus points for blocking the Dreckweasel.

    PS: Zorro video still up? It sure is.



    Many venues would be the best. The Donkey pictures are great and
    should accompany the songs. The band could be Jordy, Ducky and the
    ConBros.



    Their hectic schedules don't always allow for the complete All-Star
    ensemble to come together at the same time, but here's a photo of one
    of those rare appearances:


    We just rewatched the Zorro video. What a laugh that is/what an idiot Dockery is. We love the Donkey pictures. Maybe a 2026 calendar also?

    Great idea. One of those daily paper ones like they have for The
    Simpsons, Dilbert or Garfield. Call it "The Daily Douchebag" or "Your
    Daily Douching" 2026 Calendar.

    Sell it in bait shops too. I bet it'll sell in Smiths Station.

    --
    "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign
    that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon.

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