XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments, alt.poetry
nancygene.andjayme@gmail.com (NancyGene) wrote in news:
b7f18fe4bc3fc4ee5b9d395e1565bb27@www.novabbs.com:
On Mon, 2 Jun 2025 15:49:52 +0000, CujoDeSockpuppet wrote:
Oh, Little Willie Douchebag, a marvel so rare,
With a brain like a sponge, but it’s soaked in thin air.
He lounges all day, like a king on his throne,
While wisdom and morals are far, far from home.
His dreams of great fortune? Just smoke in the breeze,
He’s got all the charm of a venereal disease.
“Uneducable” they say, with a wink and a grin,
For he thinks that a book is a place where you sin.
So never forget, between his ears is a gap!
In the race against life, he’s still full of crap!
Bow to The Mighty Cujo, Douchebag!
Excellent, but we would suggest substituting "moron" for "marvel" in
the first line. Marvel makes him think he's in a comic book, and he
reverts to pre-5th grade reading comprehension and tries to fly off
the roof of the shack.
Well, "marvel" does apply. I'm impressed that fat fuck hasn't had several
heart attacks.
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"Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign
that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon.
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