A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:30:11 AM UTC-4, George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named BobbyA silly old fool named Dance
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Once again pulled down his pants
No one expressed any shock
At the smallness of his cock
On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:36:48 AM UTC-4, rjbur...@gmail.com wrote in Message-ID: <473ab0e3-8e92-4cda-a1ff-3d72dd822636n@googlegroups.com>:
On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:30:11 AM UTC-4, George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
A silly old fool named Dance
Once again pulled down his pants
No one expressed any shock
At the smallness of his cock
You are a silly man, Robert....
On 2022-06-02 2:22 p.m., General Zod wrote:
On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:36:48 AM UTC-4, rjbur...@gmail.com wrote in Message-ID: <473ab0e3-8e92-4cda-a1ff-3d72dd822636n@googlegroups.com>:
On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:30:11 AM UTC-4, George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
A silly old fool named Dance
Once again pulled down his pants
No one expressed any shock
At the smallness of his cock
You are a silly man, Robert....
Well, yeah, but that's no way to welcome a new contributor to RAP. Let's welcome Mr. Burrows for gracing us with his "poetry".
On 2022-06-02 2:22 p.m., General Zod wrote:
On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:36:48 AM UTC-4, rjbur...@gmail.com wrote in Message-ID: <473ab0e3-8e92-4cda-a1ff-3d72dd822636n@googlegroups.com>:
On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:30:11 AM UTC-4, George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
A silly old fool named Dance
Once again pulled down his pants
No one expressed any shock
At the smallness of his cock
You are a silly man, Robert....
Well, yeah, but that's no way to welcome a new contributor to RAP. Let's
welcome Mr. Burrows for gracing us with his "poetry".
George J. Dance wrote:
On 2022-06-02 2:22 p.m., General Zod wrote:
On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:36:48 AM UTC-4, rjbur...@gmail.com wrote in Message-ID: <473ab0e3-8e92-4cda-a1ff-3d72dd822636n@googlegroups.com>:
On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:30:11 AM UTC-4, George J. Dance wrote: >>>>>
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
A silly old fool named Dance
Once again pulled down his pants
No one expressed any shock
At the smallness of his cock
You are a silly man, Robert....
Well, yeah, but that's no way to welcome a new contributor to RAP. Let's >>> welcome Mr. Burrows for gracing us with his "poetry".
Maybe R.B. will come back soon and in a better mood...
On 2022-06-02 2:22 p.m., General Zod wrote:
On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:36:48 AM UTC-4, rjbur...@gmail.com wrote in Message-ID: <473ab0e3-8e92-4cda-a1ff-3d72dd822636n@googlegroups.com>:
On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:30:11 AM UTC-4, George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
A silly old fool named Dance
Once again pulled down his pants
No one expressed any shock
At the smallness of his cock
You are a silly man, Robert....
Well, yeah, but that's no way to welcome a new contributor to RAP. Let's welcome Mr. Burrows for gracing us with his "poetry".
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 14:16:34 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 9:03:21 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
Same thing that happened to everyone else from Usenet AAPC
You and your fellow thug trolls ran Robert off?
No surprise there but either way good riddance.
And so it goes.
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 17:48:41 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:===Restored===
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 14:16:34 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 9:03:21 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:30:11 AM UTC-4, George J. Dance wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
a "poem" George Dance wrote about "Bobby Burro" -- and in a thread
titled "Re: Bobby Burro" that George Dance started.
It should be obvious even to a dyed in the wool jackass like yourself
that George Dance played a major role in driving Robert out of the
group.
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 14:16:34 +0000, HarryLime aka Michael Green Monkey Pendragon wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 9:03:21 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
Same thing that happened to everyone else from Usenet AAPC
They can fish it out but can't take it?
We know.
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 18:37:59 +0000, HarryLime aka Michael Green Monkey Pendragon wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 17:48:41 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 14:16:34 +0000, Michael Green Monkey Pendragon aka
HarryLime wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 9:03:21 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
Same thing that happened to everyone else from Usenet AAPC
You and your fellow thug trolls ran Robert off?
No surprise there but either way good riddance.
And so it goes.
You don't make any sense
No, that's your own comprehension problem, Pendragon you lying little
green monkey boy.
And so it goes.
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 14:16:34 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 9:03:21 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
Same thing that happened
Why do you lie and whine so much, Michael "green monkey" Pendragon?
Just curious.
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 22:50:42 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 14:16:34 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
"HarryLime" wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 9:03:21 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
Who wrote "A silly young burro named Bobby..." that you've inadvertently quoted above?
HINT: It wasn't me.
SECOND HINT: It wasn't one of my "thugs."
THIRD HINT: It was the same a-hole who started this "Re: Bobby Burro"
thread.
Care to take a wild guess as to who drove Robert off of this group?
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 1:32:37 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 22:50:42 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 14:16:34 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 9:03:21 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
Same thing that happened
Why do you lie and whine so much, Michael "green monkey" Pendragon?
Just curious.
Who wrote "A silly young burro named Bobby..."
Don't play stupid, Green Monkey, the author of the poem is clearly attributed.
🙂
On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 1:32:37 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 22:50:42 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 14:16:34 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 9:03:21 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
Same thing that happened
Why do you lie and whine so much, Michael "green monkey" Pendragon?
Just curious.
Who wrote "A silly young burro named Bobby..." that you've inadvertently
quoted above?
There's nothing inadvertent about it, this is the thread that was
created for that poem.
HTH and HAND.
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 9:03:21 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
I haven't seen him since google stopped supporting Usenet. Since he's
one member of the Bandar-Log who can post on facebook, it's reasonable
to think he followed Team Monkey to their facebook group and he's
posting there.
On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 1:32:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka "HarryLime" wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 22:50:42 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 14:16:34 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
"HarryLime" wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 9:03:21 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
Who wrote "A silly young burro named Bobby..." that you've inadvertently
quoted above?
All you have to do is look at the top of the thread, MMP. You're flaming
my limerick, that I wrote two years ago.
HINT: It wasn't me.
Of course it wasn't. You can't be expected you to be able to 'squeeze'
your poetic thoughts into a form as short as a limerick. You'd have
written a sprawling mess like "Slurp Puppet" about him.
SECOND HINT: It wasn't one of my "thugs."
Obviously not. Neither Jim now NG have shown any ability to write even
as simple a form as a limerick, even though they've both been shown how
more than once.
THIRD HINT: It was the same a-hole who started this "Re: Bobby Burro"
thread.
D'uh! Of course when I posted this limerick I started this thread.
That's how it works on Usenet: If you post a poem here as an OP, you're starting a thread; those are the same action, not two different ones.
Care to take a wild guess as to who drove Robert off of this group?
If you seriously think that he left the group because I wrote a limerick about him, then I guess you think I "drove Robert off the group." But I
doubt that even you think he's that much of a snowflake that he'd run
away to facebook just because someone wrote a limerick about him.
Now it's my turn to ask a question: WHY are you flaming a poem I wrote
and posted two years ago? How do you think your actions here are any different from mine in the thread where you were doing your "Jerk Store" laming?
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 18:37:59 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 17:48:41 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 14:16:34 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 9:03:21 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
Same thing that happened to everyone else from Usenet AAPC
You and your fellow thug trolls ran Robert off?
No surprise there but either way good riddance.
And so it goes.
You don't make any sense, illogical Donkey.
If my fellow thugs and I ran Robert out of the group, why would he join
us over at the Official AACP Group on FB?
And how stupid can you be to claim that I ran him off, directly beneath
a "poem" George Dance wrote about "Bobby Burro" -- and in a thread
titled "Re: Bobby Burro" that George Dance started.
It should be obvious even to a dyed in the wool jackass like yourself
that George Dance played a major role in driving Robert out of the
group.
--
No, Robert had a chip on his shoulder for a long time, he left by his
own choice.
And so it goes.
On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 13:58:59 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 1:32:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
"HarryLime" wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 22:50:42 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 14:16:34 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 9:03:21 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
Who wrote "A silly young burro named Bobby..." that you've inadvertently >>> quoted above?
All you have to do is look at the top of the thread, MMP. You're flaming
my limerick, that I wrote two years ago.
You really don't get the concept of a rhetorical question, do you,
George?
HINT: It wasn't me.
Of course it wasn't. You can't be expected you to be able to 'squeeze'
your poetic thoughts into a form as short as a limerick. You'd have
written a sprawling mess like "Slurp Puppet" about him.
I'll assume that you mean that I'd never have written it.
SECOND HINT: It wasn't one of my "thugs."
Obviously not. Neither Jim now NG have shown any ability to write even
as simple a form as a limerick, even though they've both been shown how
more than once.
I actually have written limericks here, George. It's a fairly easy form
to master.
THIRD HINT: It was the same a-hole who started this "Re: Bobby Burro"
thread.
D'uh! Of course when I posted this limerick I started this thread.
That's how it works on Usenet: If you post a poem here as an OP, you're
starting a thread; those are the same action, not two different ones.
I'm glad to hear you admit it, George.
Now kindly admit that it was threads like this one, attacking Mr.
Burrows, that drove him away from the group.
Care to take a wild guess as to who drove Robert off of this group?
If you seriously think that he left the group because I wrote a limerick
about him, then I guess you think I "drove Robert off the group." But I
doubt that even you think he's that much of a snowflake that he'd run
away to facebook just because someone wrote a limerick about him.
This particular limerick? No.
What soured him on the group were your disgusting comments regarding his undergoing a bone marrow transplant.
Now it's my turn to ask a question: WHY are you flaming a poem I wrote
and posted two years ago? How do you think your actions here are any
different from mine in the thread where you were doing your "Jerk Store"
laming?
Why don't you ask your Donkey? He's the one who necroposted it.
On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 16:17:27 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 13:58:59 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 1:32:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
"HarryLime" wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 22:50:42 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 14:16:34 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 9:03:21 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
Who wrote "A silly young burro named Bobby..." that you've inadvertently >>>> quoted above?
The poem is fully attributed.
See above.
All you have to do is look at the top of the thread, MMP. You're flaming >>> my limerick, that I wrote two years ago.
Exactly.
HINT: It wasn't me.
Of course it wasn't. You can't be expected you to be able to 'squeeze'
your poetic thoughts into a form as short as a limerick. You'd have
written a sprawling mess like "Slurp Puppet" about him.
Which is well known to be obsessive and bizarre doggerel trash poetry
I'll assume that you mean that I'd never have written it.
SECOND HINT: It wasn't one of my "thugs."
Obviously not. Neither Jim now NG have shown any ability to write even
as simple a form as a limerick, even though they've both been shown how
more than once.
Plus Jim Senetto doesn't seem to understand how to post on a real Usenet newsgroup.
THIRD HINT: It was the same a-hole who started this "Re: Bobby Burro"
thread.
D'uh! Of course when I posted this limerick I started this thread.
That's how it works on Usenet: If you post a poem here as an OP, you're
starting a thread; those are the same action, not two different ones.
Nailed that one.
I'm glad to hear you admit it, George.
Now kindly admit that it was threads like this one, attacking Mr.
Burrows, that drove him away from the group.
As I pointed out before, Robert Burrows always initiated the hostility.
Unfortunately, Robert Burrows can dish it out but he obviously can't
take it.
Care to take a wild guess as to who drove Robert off of this group?
Robert Burrows obviously left by his own choice.
He was only here to flame me and George anyway, he wasn't here for the poetry.
In other words, good riddance to z Bobby Burro.
If you seriously think that he left the group because I wrote a limerick >>> about him, then I guess you think I "drove Robert off the group." But I
doubt that even you think he's that much of a snowflake that he'd run
away to facebook just because someone wrote a limerick about him.
Again, you nailed it.
This particular limerick? No.
What soured him on the group were your disgusting comments regarding his
undergoing a bone marrow transplant.
Now it's my turn to ask a question: WHY are you flaming a poem I wrote
and posted two years ago? How do you think your actions here are any
different from mine in the thread where you were doing your "Jerk Store" >>> laming?
Because Michael Pendragon is a lying delusional fuckwit?
Just a guess.
Why don't you ask
He's asking you, green monkey boy.
Why can't you give George an honest answer?
Right, because Michael Pendragon is a lying delusional hypocrite.
And so it goes.
On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 16:17:27 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka "HarryLime" wrote:HarryLime wrote:
On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 13:58:59 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 1:32:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
"HarryLime" wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 22:50:42 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 14:16:34 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 9:03:21 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
Who wrote "A silly young burro named Bobby..." that you've inadvertently >>>> quoted above?
All you have to do is look at the top of the thread, MMP. You're flaming >>> my limerick, that I wrote two years ago.
You really don't get the concept of a rhetorical question, do you,
George?
HINT: It wasn't me.
Of course it wasn't. You can't be expected you to be able to 'squeeze'
your poetic thoughts into a form as short as a limerick. You'd have
written a sprawling mess like "Slurp Puppet" about him.
I'll assume that you mean that I'd never have written it.
Are you trying to "assume" you don't write sprawling messes like "Slurp Puppet"? You've previously admitted that you and your NG flunkie
co-wrote it.
SECOND HINT: It wasn't one of my "thugs."
Obviously not. Neither Jim now NG have shown any ability to write even
as simple a form as a limerick, even though they've both been shown how
more than once.
I actually have written limericks here, George. It's a fairly easy form
to master.
Who said you hadn't, Peabrain?
THIRD HINT: It was the same a-hole who started this "Re: Bobby Burro"
thread.
D'uh! Of course when I posted this limerick I started this thread.
That's how it works on Usenet: If you post a poem here as an OP, you're
starting a thread; those are the same action, not two different ones.
I'm glad to hear you admit it, George.
Why are you pretending I ever tried to conceal it?
I'm rather proud of that limerick. It's a good character study, which describes his behavior to a T, in just five lines. Since it doesn't use
his name, and is applicable to other people who've posted here, I
actually think it's worth going into print next time I publish a book of poems.
Now kindly admit that it was threads like this one, attacking Mr.
Burrows, that drove him away from the group.
No one drove him off the group, Paranoid Peabrain. He continued posting
here for two more years, up till the final month of google support.
Care to take a wild guess as to who drove Robert off of this group?
If you seriously think that he left the group because I wrote a limerick >>> about him, then I guess you think I "drove Robert off the group." But I
doubt that even you think he's that much of a snowflake that he'd run
away to facebook just because someone wrote a limerick about him.
This particular limerick? No.
What soured him on the group were your disgusting comments regarding his
undergoing a bone marrow transplant.
So he "soured" on the group - Well, boo-hoo. That's no reason for you to pretend that he was driven off.
Now it's my turn to ask a question: WHY are you flaming a poem I wrote
and posted two years ago? How do you think your actions here are any
different from mine in the thread where you were doing your "Jerk Store" >>> laming?
Why don't you ask your Donkey? He's the one who necroposted it.
He "necroposted" the thread you were flaming me about for replying too, Michael Monkey Peabrain. Once again: why did you decide to do the same
thing you were previously complaining about my doing?
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 0:02:15 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 21:35:57 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 16:17:27 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 13:58:59 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 1:32:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 22:50:42 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 14:16:34 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 9:03:21 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
Who wrote "A silly young burro named Bobby..." that you've inadvertently >>>>>> quoted above?
The poem is fully attributed.
See above.
All you have to do is look at the top of the thread, MMP. You're flaming >>>>> my limerick, that I wrote two years ago.
Exactly.
HINT: It wasn't me.
Of course it wasn't. You can't be expected you to be able to 'squeeze' >>>>> your poetic thoughts into a form as short as a limerick. You'd have
written a sprawling mess like "Slurp Puppet" about him.
Which is well known to be obsessive and bizarre doggerel trash poetry
THE SHIT
^^^
An apt description of the obsessive garbage poem, actually.
Ode to My Slurp-puppet was a group effort, and
holds the distinction of having beat out Penny's Plagiarized Hat as the
longest Usenet poem.
Probably the worst poem, also.
It never purported to be a work of art
And it certainly wasn't.
🙂
SECOND HINT: It wasn't one of my "thugs."
Obviously not. Neither Jim now NG have shown any ability to write even >>>>> as simple a form as a limerick, even though they've both been shown how >>>>> more than once.
Plus Jim Senetto doesn't seem to understand how to post on a real Usenet >>> newsgroup.
Why are you trolling Jim
I'm not, just stating the facts.
THIRD HINT: It was the same a-hole who started this "Re: Bobby Burro" >>>>>> thread.
D'uh! Of course when I posted this limerick I started this thread.
That's how it works on Usenet: If you post a poem here as an OP, you're >>>>> starting a thread; those are the same action, not two different ones.
Nailed that one.
Of course there was never any question as to who wrote the limerick and
started the thread.
Right.
The rhetorical question was meant to point out that it was George Dance
launching attack threads
Calm down, it was just a poem.
like this one who drove Robert out of the
group.
Like you and your thugs drove Melissa Cheshire, Mack and Antti Loude
from the newsgroup?
Like how you and your thugs tried to drive Zod, Stephan Pickering,
Rachel and Jordy from the group?
I'm glad to hear you admit it, George.
Now kindly admit that it was threads like this one, attacking Mr.
Burrows, that drove him away from the group.
As I pointed out before, Robert Burrows always initiated the hostility.
Check out the archives, this has always been true.
Unfortunately, Robert Burrows can dish it out but he obviously can't
take it.
He was certainly in no condition to take
He never was, if my memory serves me well.
Robert Burrows has always been one of those who can fish it out but
can't seem to take it
George Dance's reprehensible
remarks while receiving a bone marrow transplant.
Hopefully you didn't cast a sickness spell on him, Pendragon.
Seriously
Seriously, troll much, Pendragon?
Care to take a wild guess as to who drove Robert off of this group?
Robert Burrows obviously left by his own choice.
Robert Burrows was only here to troll, anyway.
He was only here to flame me and George anyway, he wasn't here for the
poetry.
In other words, good riddance to Bobby Burro.
Funny how Robert has been
Wherever he's at, good riddance.
*not* to troll
George Dance.
And, again, good riddance.
For the first time in years work can begin to rebuild AAPC.
If you seriously think that he left the group because I wrote a limerick >>>>> about him, then I guess you think I "drove Robert off the group." But I >>>>> doubt that even you think he's that much of a snowflake that he'd run >>>>> away to facebook just because someone wrote a limerick about him.
Again, you nailed it.
This particular limerick? No.
What soured him on the group were your disgusting comments regarding his >>>> undergoing a bone marrow transplant.
Now it's my turn to ask a question: WHY are you flaming a poem I wrote >>>>> and posted two years ago? How do you think your actions here are any >>>>> different from mine in the thread where you were doing your "Jerk Store" >>>>> laming?
Because Michael Pendragon is a lying delusional fuckwit?
Butthurt
Try Preparation H.
🙂
Just a guess.
Why don't you ask
He's asking you, green monkey boy.
Why can't you give George an honest answer?
Right, because Michael Pendragon is a lying delusional hypocrite.
And so it goes.
Sure looks like Butthurt
I suspect that you need an eye exam, green monkey boy.
🙂
(Moved from another thread for relevance):
***
HarryLime wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
Michael Pendragon aka HarryLime wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
No, Pendragon, you're either confused, delusional or simply
bullshitting.
alt.arts.poetry.comments is and always has been a Usenet newsgroup.
a.a.p.c. can be found at Nova BBS:
https://www.novabbs.com/arts/thread.php?group=alt.arts.poetry.comments >>>>>
Or at JLA Forums:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655
HTH and HAND.
There's no one left here, Will. You've driven them all away.
--
Stop lying, Pendragon.
It was you and your troll thugs who decided to begin running everyone
away from the newsgroup.
But you're Michael Pendragon, lying seems to be second nature for you,
as does second handing.
And so it goes.
Then how do you explain the fact that everyone we've supposedly driven
off is now a member of our Official AAPC FB group?
If a group of "troll thugs" drive you out of one group, it doesn't make
any sense for them to join the "troll thugs" in another.
--
Is Melissa Cheshire a member of your Facebook group?
Is Antti Loude a member of your Facebook group?
Is Rachel a member of your Facebook group?
Is Mack a member of your Facebook group?
Is Peter J Ross a member of your Facebook group?
If Robert Burrows was "driven away" then so were all of the above.
HTH and HAND, again.
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 14:16:34 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 9:03:21 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
He has a lot of great poems
Why do you lie so much, Pendragon?
Robert Burrows is a terrible poet most of his poetry is actually William Burroughs style cut up work, using the poetry of others.
wrote:On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:05:08 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Robert Burrows wrote:
A silly old fool named Dance
Once again pulled down his pants
No one expressed any shock
At the smallness of his cock
Let's not forget that Robert Burrows came back with poetry of his own.
So it can be noted that Burrows didn't just go away crying.
HTH and HAND.
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 18:37:59 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 17:48:41 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 14:16:34 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 9:03:21 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
Same thing that happened to everyone else from Usenet AAPC
You and your fellow thug trolls ran Robert off?
No surprise there but either way good riddance.
And so it goes.
You don't make any sense, illogical Donkey.
If my fellow thugs and I ran Robert out of the group, why would he join
us over at the Official AACP Group on FB?
And how stupid can you be to claim that I ran him off, directly beneath
a "poem" George Dance wrote about "Bobby Burro" -- and in a thread
titled "Re: Bobby Burro" that George Dance started.
It should be obvious even to a dyed in the wool jackass like yourself
that George Dance played a major role in driving Robert out of the
group.
--
No, Robert had a chip on his shoulder for a long time, he left by his
own choice.
And so it goes.
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 15:29:55 +0000, Will-Dockery wrote:
wrote:On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:05:08 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca
A silly young burro named BobbyRobert Burrows wrote:
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
A silly old fool named Dance
Once again pulled down his pants
No one expressed any shock
At the smallness of his cock
Let's not forget that Robert Burrows came back with poetry of his own.
So it can be noted that Burrows didn't just go away crying.
HTH and HAND.
Why, Will, I believe you solved the mystery. Burrows's "limerick" makes
it quite clear why he left aapc. Obviously he couldn't find big enough
cock here.
Maybe we should start calling him Lucy Burrows.
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 14:16:34 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 9:03:21 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
Same thing that happened to everyone else from Usenet AAPC
A heads up Pendragon, the complete unbroken thread for this and other newsgroup AAPC posts can be viewed and responded to at JLA Forums:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=633422563
This Usenet newsgroup portal might be more user friendly to the Facebook types.
HTH and HAND.
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 14:16:34 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 9:03:21 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
Same thing that happened to everyone else from Usenet AAPC
A heads up Pendragon, the complete unbroken thread for this and other newsgroup AAPC posts can be viewed and responded to at JLA Forums:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=633422563
This Usenet newsgroup portal might be more user friendly to the Facebook types.
HTH and HAND.
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 18:16:50 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 17:19:37 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 15:29:55 +0000, Will-Dockery wrote:
On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:05:08 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca >>>> wrote:Robert Burrows wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
A silly old fool named Dance
Once again pulled down his pants
No one expressed any shock
At the smallness of his cock
Let's not forget that Robert Burrows came back with poetry of his own. >>>> So it can be noted that Burrows didn't just go away crying.
HTH and HAND.
Why, Will, I believe you solved the mystery. Burrows's "limerick" makes
it quite clear why he left aapc. Obviously he couldn't find big enough
cock here.
Maybe we should start calling him Lucy Burrows.
True to his "Puddin' 'n' pie" reputation, George Dance continues his
oh-so-witty attack on a member who has left the group over a year ago.
--
I suspect Robert Burrows and others are lurking and reading these posts, either here or at JLA Forums.
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=633422563
And so it goes.
Lying Michael has a reputarion to uphold.
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
He has a lot of great poems
Why do you lie so much, Pendragon?
Robert Burrows is a terrible poet most of his poetry is actually William Burroughs style cut up work, using the poetry of others.
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 4:53:12 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
Lying Michael has a reputarion to uphold.
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
He has a lot of great poems
Why do you lie so much, Pendragon?
Robert Burrows is a terrible poet most of his poetry is actually William
Burroughs style cut up work, using the poetry of others.
Good point. I remember when he got caught doing that here.
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 18:56:36 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 4:53:12 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
Lying Michael has a reputarion to uphold.
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
He has a lot of great poems
Why do you lie so much, Pendragon?
Robert Burrows is a terrible poet most of his poetry is actually William >>> Burroughs style cut up work, using the poetry of others.
Good point. I remember when he got caught doing that here.
Robert Burrows took my She Sleeps Tight poem and basically just chopped
it up in William S Burroughs cut up style.
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 20:34:33 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 20:19:32 +0000, Will-Dockery wrote:
wrote:On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:05:08 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca
A silly young burro named BobbyRobert Burrows wrote:
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
A silly old fool named Dance
Once again pulled down his pants
No one expressed any shock
At the smallness of his c*ck
Besides the content, this is a poorly written limerick.
I'm sure even Pendragon would agree with that observation.
And so it goes.
This is a response to the post seen at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=660668223#660668223
1) It isn't a limerick
Obviously not.
2) You left off the last two lines.
I quoted all that appeared in the post.
"A silly old fool named Dance
Once again pulled down his pants
No one expressed any shock
At the smallness of his c*ck
Or the fuzziness of his thoughts
Since he cannot connect the dots"
--
Okay, did you write the last two lines or did Robert Burrows?
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 18:56:36 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 4:53:12 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
Lying Michael has a reputarion to uphold.
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
He has a lot of great poems
Why do you lie so much, Pendragon?
Robert Burrows is a terrible poet most of his poetry is actually William >>> Burroughs style cut up work, using the poetry of others.
Good point. I remember when he got caught doing that here.
Robert Burrows took my She Sleeps Tight poem and basically just chopped
it up in William S Burroughs cut up style.
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 9:03:21 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
Same thing that happened to everyone else from Usenet AAPC: you drove
him away, and he switched to The Official AAPC Group on FB.
He has a lot of great poems scheduled to appear in our year-end print
volume, coming soon to an Amazon.com near you.
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 17:19:37 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 15:29:55 +0000, Will-Dockery wrote:
wrote:On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:05:08 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca
A silly young burro named BobbyRobert Burrows wrote:
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
A silly old fool named Dance
Once again pulled down his pants
No one expressed any shock
At the smallness of his cock
Let's not forget that Robert Burrows came back with poetry of his own.
So it can be noted that Burrows didn't just go away crying.
HTH and HAND.
Why, Will, I believe you solved the mystery. Burrows's "limerick" makes
it quite clear why he left aapc. Obviously he couldn't find big enough
cock here.
Maybe we should start calling him Lucy Burrows.
True to his "Puddin' 'n' pie" reputation, George Dance continues his oh-so-witty attack on a member who has left the group over a year ago.
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 18:16:50 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MP) aka "HarryLime" wrote:
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 17:19:37 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 15:29:55 +0000, Will-Dockery wrote:
On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:05:08 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca >>>> wrote:Robert Burrows wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
A silly old fool named Dance
Once again pulled down his pants
No one expressed any shock
At the smallness of his cock
Let's not forget that Robert Burrows came back with poetry of his own. >>>> So it can be noted that Burrows didn't just go away crying.
HTH and HAND.
Why, Will, I believe you solved the mystery. Burrows's "limerick" makes
it quite clear why he left aapc. Obviously he couldn't find big enough
cock here.
Maybe we should start calling him Lucy Burrows.
True to his "Puddin' 'n' pie" reputation, George Dance continues his
oh-so-witty attack on a member who has left the group over a year ago.
You're misremembering the nursery rhyme, Lime sock. Georgie Porgy "ran
away," just like your online friend Bobby rab away. I know your brain's
been turning to mush over the years, but it not being able to accurately remember a four-line nursery rhyme correctly marks a new low for you.
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 14:16:34 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 9:03:21 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
Same thing that happened to everyone else from Usenet AAPC: you drove
him away, and he switched to The Official AAPC Group on FB.
No one drove your online friend Bobby away, Lime sock. He stopped
posting here when Google shut down its web portal to aapc; rather than
find a new way to post here, he ran away to a facebook group.
He has a lot of great poems scheduled to appear in our year-end print
volume, coming soon to an Amazon.com near you.
If his "poetry" there is like his "poetry" that appears in this thread, you're more than welcome to it. If it makes you happy to publish it in
AYOS, and makes him happy to let you publish it in AYOS, who else should care?
BTW, when are you taking my poems out of AYOS?
On Thu, 30 Jan 2025 13:52:25 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 18:16:50 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MP) aka
"HarryLime" wrote:
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 17:19:37 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 15:29:55 +0000, Will-Dockery wrote:
On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 7:05:08 AM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca >>>>> wrote:Robert Burrows wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
A silly old fool named Dance
Once again pulled down his pants
No one expressed any shock
At the smallness of his cock
Let's not forget that Robert Burrows came back with poetry of his own. >>>>> So it can be noted that Burrows didn't just go away crying.
HTH and HAND.
Why, Will, I believe you solved the mystery. Burrows's "limerick" makes >>>> it quite clear why he left aapc. Obviously he couldn't find big enough >>>> cock here.
Maybe we should start calling him Lucy Burrows.
True to his "Puddin' 'n' pie" reputation, George Dance continues his
oh-so-witty attack on a member who has left the group over a year ago.
You're misremembering the nursery rhyme, Lime sock. Georgie Porgy "ran
away," just like your online friend Bobby rab away. I know your brain's
been turning to mush over the years, but it not being able to accurately
remember a four-line nursery rhyme correctly marks a new low for you.
IMHO, it's a new low for you insofar as you're incapable of making the connection.
Georgie Porgy was a cowardly boy who kissed (molested) the girls when
there were no other boys around to stop him. Similarly, you launch
attacks against former members who are no longer here to protect
themselves.
I should have thought you'd have understood the analogy immediately.
Then again, as Nietzsche would say: "He who fraternizes too long with
Donkeys becomes a Donkey himself." (No doubt you'll accuse me of
misquoting Nietzsche as well.)
HarryLime wrote:
Will-Dockery wrote:
george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
A silly young burro named BobbyRobert Burrows wrote:
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
A silly old fool named Dance
Once again pulled down his pants
No one expressed any shock
At the smallness of his c*ck
Let's not forget that Robert Burrows came back with poetry of his own.
So it can be noted that Burrows didn't just go away crying.
No one is saying that he did
You portrayed Robert Burrows as a butt hurt victim.
intentionally created a toxic atmosphere here, which ended up
driving *everyone* away.
That's exactly what you, Jim Senetto and Nancy Gene did, correct.
You and George not only launched threads attacking Bobby,
No, that never happened.
Why do you lie and misrepresent so much, Michael Pendragon?
but created
similar threads attacking everyone who wasn't a member of your "team."
No, again, that's the tactic you, Jim Senetto and Nancy Gene used for
years.
I came here to post and discuss poetry.
Which, of course, is the purpose of this newsgroup.
Unfortunately, the toxicity here only worsened, to the point at which it
sank into an all-out state of no-hold-barred warfare.
Instigated by you, Jim Senetto and Nancy Gene, of course.
You drove Robert away
Not at all.
Again, Robert left by his own choice.
Perhaps he'll return, perhaps not.
Again, that's his choice.
And so it goes.
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 19:45:33 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 18:56:36 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 4:53:12 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
Lying Michael has a reputarion to uphold.
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
He has a lot of great poems
Why do you lie so much, Pendragon?
Robert Burrows is a terrible poet most of his poetry is actually William >>>> Burroughs style cut up work, using the poetry of others.
Good point. I remember when he got caught doing that here.
Robert Burrows took my She Sleeps Tight poem and basically just chopped
it up in William S Burroughs cut up style.
And Jim stole your post about your drunken meanderings, called it
"Shambles," recast it in poetry form.
And Michael Cooke stole your Karma Bombs, re-edited it to something approaching coherence, set it to music and made it into a video.
Poor little illiterate Donkey -- everybody's always stealing your "unspeakable shit," and making it somewhat more readable.
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 19:58:50 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 19:45:33 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 18:56:36 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 4:53:12 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
Lying Michael has a reputarion to uphold.
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
He has a lot of great poems
Why do you lie so much, Pendragon?
Robert Burrows is a terrible poet most of his poetry is actually William >>>>> Burroughs style cut up work, using the poetry of others.
Good point. I remember when he got caught doing that here.
Robert Burrows took my She Sleeps Tight poem and basically just chopped
it up in William S Burroughs cut up style.
And Jim stole your post about your drunken meanderings, called it
"Shambles," recast it in poetry form.
And Michael Cooke stole your Karma Bombs, re-edited it to something
approaching coherence, set it to music and made it into a video.
Far be it from me to intervene, but your account of what Cook did is
wrong. He took Will's poem as is, made no edits, and simply ran it
through a text-to-sound AI to make an awful sound file. (AI was awful in those days.)
On Thu, 30 Jan 2025 14:02:21 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
BTW, when are you taking my poems out of AYOS?
Two years ago, IIRC.
On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 22:40:48 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 16:17:27 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
"HarryLime" wrote:HarryLime wrote:
On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 13:58:59 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 1:32:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
"HarryLime" wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 22:50:42 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 14:16:34 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 9:03:21 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
Who wrote "A silly young burro named Bobby..." that you've inadvertently >>>>> quoted above?
All you have to do is look at the top of the thread, MMP. You're flaming >>>> my limerick, that I wrote two years ago.
You really don't get the concept of a rhetorical question, do you,
George?
HINT: It wasn't me.
Of course it wasn't. You can't be expected you to be able to 'squeeze' >>>> your poetic thoughts into a form as short as a limerick. You'd have
written a sprawling mess like "Slurp Puppet" about him.
I'll assume that you mean that I'd never have written it.
Are you trying to "assume" you don't write sprawling messes like "Slurp
Puppet"? You've previously admitted that you and your NG flunkie
co-wrote it.
I had diplomatically pointed out what appears to be a typo in your post, George. You wrote:
"You can't be expected you to be able to 'squeeze'your poetic thoughts
into a form as short as a limerick. You'd have written a sprawling mess
like 'Slurp Puppet' about him."
It appeared that you'd intended to write:
"You can't be expected you to be able to 'squeeze'your poetic thoughts
into a form as short as a limerick. Had you that ability, you'd never
have written a sprawling mess like 'Slurp Puppet' about him."
As to "THE SHITHOLEVILLE MYTHOS: Ode to My Slurp-puppet," I quite proud
to claim my part in it. It's a hilarious, witty, and inventive group
poem (although mostly NancyGene and myself) which holds the record for
being the longest Usenet poem (having beaten out "Penny's Plagiarized
Hat."
SECOND HINT: It wasn't one of my "thugs."
Obviously not. Neither Jim now NG have shown any ability to write even >>>> as simple a form as a limerick, even though they've both been shown how >>>> more than once.
I actually have written limericks here, George. It's a fairly easy form >>> to master.
Who said you hadn't, Peabrain?
I was merely pointing it out, George.
For several years (here), I'd said that I couldn't write a limerick,
however, when I finally gave it a try, I found that it was surprisingly
easy.
THIRD HINT: It was the same a-hole who started this "Re: Bobby Burro" >>>>> thread.
D'uh! Of course when I posted this limerick I started this thread.
That's how it works on Usenet: If you post a poem here as an OP, you're >>>> starting a thread; those are the same action, not two different ones.
I'm glad to hear you admit it, George.
Why are you pretending I ever tried to conceal it?
I'm rather proud of that limerick. It's a good character study, which
describes his behavior to a T, in just five lines. Since it doesn't use
his name, and is applicable to other people who've posted here, I
actually think it's worth going into print next time I publish a book of
poems.
I was referring to the larger spectrum, George. By admitting that you'd started a thread specifically to mock Robert Burrows with a limerick
you'd written about him, you are tacitly admitting that it was you who'd attempted to drive him off.
Now kindly admit that it was threads like this one, attacking Mr.
Burrows, that drove him away from the group.
No one drove him off the group, Paranoid Peabrain. He continued posting
here for two more years, up till the final month of google support.
Is he here now?
Many of us stuck it out here until the demise of Google Groups. We then
had a choice: switch to a free Newsreader (Novabbs was relatively simple
to sign up to), or go over to FB.
Why do you think Robert, NancyGene, Jim, ME, Ash, Corey, Karen,
Wenceslas, Richard, and I chose to go to Facebook?
RHETORICAL QUESTION ALERT!
The answer, of course, is obvious. We wanted to be able to post in a non-combative, friendly atmosphere where the local children wouldn't
call flood the group with spam posts and call us by childish names (like Bobby Burro).
Care to take a wild guess as to who drove Robert off of this group?
If you seriously think that he left the group because I wrote a limerick >>>> about him, then I guess you think I "drove Robert off the group." But I >>>> doubt that even you think he's that much of a snowflake that he'd run
away to facebook just because someone wrote a limerick about him.
This particular limerick? No.
What soured him on the group were your disgusting comments regarding his >>> undergoing a bone marrow transplant.
So he "soured" on the group - Well, boo-hoo. That's no reason for you to
pretend that he was driven off.
When the actions of a group of people (in this case, Will Donkey,
"Jordy," Stinky George, and yourself) cause someone to "sour" on the
group (especially by opening attack threads about them), they have effectively driven them away.
I'm sure you pretend that you and Donkey (socks inclusive) didn't drive
me away, but that's exactly what you did.
When you make your presence as welcome as excrement, you are driving
people away... the non-coprophiliacs, at any rate.
Now it's my turn to ask a question: WHY are you flaming a poem I wrote >>>> and posted two years ago? How do you think your actions here are any
different from mine in the thread where you were doing your "Jerk Store" >>>> laming?
Why don't you ask your Donkey? He's the one who necroposted it.
He "necroposted" the thread you were flaming me about for replying too,
Michael Monkey Peabrain. Once again: why did you decide to do the same
thing you were previously complaining about my doing?
I haven't flamed your poem, George. I haven't discussed it at all --
apart from pointing out that it was one of the many things you did here
to drive Robert away.
Your limerick isn't funny (which is the most important thing for a
successful limerick to be). It isn't witty, and certainly isn't
profound. In fact, I can't imagine any reason for writing or posting
it, apart from the opportunity it afforded you to indulge in your
favorite pasttime of childish name-calling.
I'm not sure what method George Dance uses to post here
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 0:30:06 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 22:40:48 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 16:17:27 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
"HarryLime" wrote:HarryLime wrote:
On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 13:58:59 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 1:32:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 22:50:42 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 14:16:34 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 9:03:21 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
Who wrote "A silly young burro named Bobby..." that you've inadvertently >>>>>> quoted above?
All you have to do is look at the top of the thread, MMP. You're flaming >>>>> my limerick, that I wrote two years ago.
You really don't get the concept of a rhetorical question, do you,
George?
HINT: It wasn't me.
Of course it wasn't. You can't be expected you to be able to 'squeeze' >>>>> your poetic thoughts into a form as short as a limerick. You'd have
written a sprawling mess like "Slurp Puppet" about him.
I'll assume that you mean that I'd never have written it.
Are you trying to "assume" you don't write sprawling messes like "Slurp
Puppet"? You've previously admitted that you and your NG flunkie
co-wrote it.
I had diplomatically pointed out what appears to be a typo in your post,
George. You wrote:
"You can't be expected you to be able to 'squeeze'your poetic thoughts
into a form as short as a limerick. You'd have written a sprawling mess
like 'Slurp Puppet' about him."
It appeared that you'd intended to write:
"You can't be expected you to be able to 'squeeze'your poetic thoughts
into a form as short as a limerick. Had you that ability, you'd never
have written a sprawling mess like 'Slurp Puppet' about him."
Then you misunderstand what I wrote. I meant to write what I wrote: that
if you were flaming Robert, you'd have written a sprawling mess about
him; just as you did with Will and then with Jordy. No typos.
As to "THE SHITHOLEVILLE MYTHOS: Ode to My Slurp-puppet," I quite proud
to claim my part in it. It's a hilarious, witty, and inventive group
poem (although mostly NancyGene and myself) which holds the record for
being the longest Usenet poem (having beaten out "Penny's Plagiarized
Hat."
I'm glad you're proud of it. It is your signature work, the one that I
hope you'll be known to posterity for. Ny only complaint is that one
cannot put your real name (or NG's, FTM) on it as yet.
SECOND HINT: It wasn't one of my "thugs."
Obviously not. Neither Jim now NG have shown any ability to write even >>>>> as simple a form as a limerick, even though they've both been shown how >>>>> more than once.
I actually have written limericks here, George. It's a fairly easy form >>>> to master.
Who said you hadn't, Peabrain?
I was merely pointing it out, George.
See above. You misunderstand my earlier comment, and thought I was
saying you didn't have the ability to write a limerick.
For several years (here), I'd said that I couldn't write a limerick,
however, when I finally gave it a try, I found that it was surprisingly
easy.
Most poetic forms are easy, when one makes the effort to learn them. The major reason for not learning one is stupidity (willful ignorance).
I'm glad to hear you admit it, George.THIRD HINT: It was the same a-hole who started this "Re: Bobby Burro" >>>>>> thread.
D'uh! Of course when I posted this limerick I started this thread.
That's how it works on Usenet: If you post a poem here as an OP, you're >>>>> starting a thread; those are the same action, not two different ones. >>>>
Why are you pretending I ever tried to conceal it?
I'm rather proud of that limerick. It's a good character study, which
describes his behavior to a T, in just five lines. Since it doesn't use
his name, and is applicable to other people who've posted here, I
actually think it's worth going into print next time I publish a book of >>> poems.
I was referring to the larger spectrum, George. By admitting that you'd
started a thread specifically to mock Robert Burrows with a limerick
you'd written about him, you are tacitly admitting that it was you who'd
attempted to drive him off.
What a stupid inference on your part. I started a new thread to post a
new poem, because that is how one posts a new poem. If I'd thought that mocking him in a poem would drive him away - well, TBH, I wouldn't have
given a fuck. But it never crossed my mind that he'd run away because
someone wrote a limerick about him.
Now kindly admit that it was threads like this one, attacking Mr.
Burrows, that drove him away from the group.
No one drove him off the group, Paranoid Peabrain. He continued posting
here for two more years, up till the final month of google support.
Is he here now?
No. Do we still have google support now? No. He left because google
closed its usenet portal, as I've already stated at least once in this thread.
Many of us stuck it out here until the demise of Google Groups. We then
had a choice: switch to a free Newsreader (Novabbs was relatively simple
to sign up to), or go over to FB.
If you "stuck it out here" then you were not driven off. You can
Why do you think Robert, NancyGene, Jim, ME, Ash, Corey, Karen,
Wenceslas, Richard, and I chose to go to Facebook?
RHETORICAL QUESTION ALERT!
too bad. If you ask a question, especially a compound question like
that, you can expect a reply.
Three n that list were Team Monkey (you,
JIm, and NG) three were Bandar-Log (Robert, ME, and Ash) and one was a wannabe (Corey). I'll let you speak for them, but I'll note that only
Corey left before google pulled the plug. As for the other three - Karen
(who left aapc after flaming from ME and Dink drove her out), Richard,
and Wenceslas (whom I don't remember, period), I've got to say I don't
know. Maybe they believed that your "Official Notice" that aapc had
moved to facebook really was an "Official Notice". In any case since
they're neither Team Monkey nor Bandar-Log, you do not speak for them.
The answer, of course, is obvious. We wanted to be able to post in a
non-combative, friendly atmosphere where the local children wouldn't
call flood the group with spam posts and call us by childish names (like
Bobby Burro).
Give those last three my email: georgedance04@yahoo.ca. If I hear from
any of them that they left aapc because of my "Bobby Burro" limerick, or because they thought I was mean to the poor Burro in general, then I'll believe it.
Care to take a wild guess as to who drove Robert off of this group? >>>>>If you seriously think that he left the group because I wrote a limerick >>>>> about him, then I guess you think I "drove Robert off the group." But I >>>>> doubt that even you think he's that much of a snowflake that he'd run >>>>> away to facebook just because someone wrote a limerick about him.
This particular limerick? No.
What soured him on the group were your disgusting comments regarding his >>>> undergoing a bone marrow transplant.
So he "soured" on the group - Well, boo-hoo. That's no reason for you to >>> pretend that he was driven off.
When the actions of a group of people (in this case, Will Donkey,
"Jordy," Stinky George, and yourself) cause someone to "sour" on the
group (especially by opening attack threads about them), they have
effectively driven them away.
No, that's not true at all. If someone sours on the group, they usually
stay here and troll. Once again, Team Monkey et al left because they
could no longer post on google, plain and simple.
I'm sure you pretend that you and Donkey (socks inclusive) didn't drive
me away, but that's exactly what you did.
Of course we didn't drive you away. You stopped posting here because you
had no way to post; as soon as you got one, you were back under a new
sock.
When you make your presence as welcome as excrement, you are driving
people away... the non-coprophiliacs, at any rate.
Now it's my turn to ask a question: WHY are you flaming a poem I wrote >>>>> and posted two years ago? How do you think your actions here are any >>>>> different from mine in the thread where you were doing your "Jerk Store" >>>>> laming?
Why don't you ask your Donkey? He's the one who necroposted it.
He "necroposted" the thread you were flaming me about for replying too,
Michael Monkey Peabrain. Once again: why did you decide to do the same
thing you were previously complaining about my doing?
I haven't flamed your poem, George. I haven't discussed it at all --
apart from pointing out that it was one of the many things you did here
to drive Robert away.
Your limerick isn't funny (which is the most important thing for a
successful limerick to be). It isn't witty, and certainly isn't
profound. In fact, I can't imagine any reason for writing or posting
it, apart from the opportunity it afforded you to indulge in your
favorite pasttime of childish name-calling.
As noted, our senses of humor are completely different. You think that
if you call someone a "pedophile" or a "retard" that's funny or witty. (Witness your comments on your "Slurp Puppet" above.
As for 'profundity', I'll repeat that it was a very incisive portrait of
a type that I've encountered here repeatedly: the person who tries to
fit into a writing group, not by demonstrating any good writing of his
own, but by adopting an attitude of superiority to put down others'
writing. (Note that when I say "others' writing" I am not referring to
my own writing.)
George J. Dance wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
Lying Michael has a reputarion to uphold.George J. Dance wrote:
A silly young burro named Bobby
Joined a poetry group for a hobby.
His output was thin,
But he tried to fit in
By acting exceedingly snobby.
Whatever happened to Bobby Burrows?
He has a lot of great poems
Why do you lie so much, Pendragon?
Robert Burrows is a terrible poet most of his poetry is actually William >>> Burroughs style cut up work, using the poetry of others.
Good point. I remember when he got caught doing that here.
Sometimes Bob Burrows would use an entire poem, just turn the lines backwards, same written lines but switched around.
George J. Dance wrote:
On Thu, 30 Jan 2025 21:09:28 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
On Thu, 30 Jan 2025 18:50:18 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
On Thu, 30 Jan 2025 17:25:45 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
On Thu, 30 Jan 2025 16:18:21 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
On Thu, 30 Jan 2025 14:25:57 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 19:51:09 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 19:00:01 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 18:13:50 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 17:16:16 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
But a. a. p. c. Is a Usenet newsgroup above all else.
It *was* a newsgroup
No, it still exists, obviously, since here we are.
😏
Wrong, Donkey. You and George are still here.
Wrong, Michael Monkey. You and Will are still there. I'm still here in
RAP, one of the groups you're crossposting to.
I'm only dropping by for a visit, George.
Usenet AAPC is more of a newsduo.
There's also Jordy, Zod, Rachel with David Dalton and others dropping by
from time to time.
Not a large group but a solid core group.
Yep; aapc is now the Monkey and the Donkey, just as Karen Tellefsen
predicted two years ago:
quote
Monkey Shines
Round this newsgroup's sorry remains
the monkey mocked the donkey.
The monkey though himself quite the wag,
and donkey a fine target.
A penny for a silly verse,
A nickel for an insult.
That's how Usenet went downhill.
Don't troll the donkey.
/q
Again, it has only been Monkey-Donkey for a few days
I'm sure Zod, Jordy and Rachel will be posting again shortly, the snow
and fires might have distracted them.
You've already been playing it for a month, and I expect you'll still be
playing it a month from now. How time flies when you're having fun!
I have already said my goodbye
Okay, best of luck and good riddance, again.
If only we could be sure he'd leave. That was the problem with the
Monkey Cage (as I used to call his "Usenet version" of AYOS) - we'd stay
out of it, but they would not stay in. I really hoped that, after they
moved the Cage over to Facebook, they would stay there; but we can't
trust them to do that, either.
All Usenet conversations eventually reach a point whereat the discussion
becomes repetitive; and I'm afraid that such has become the case with
this one.
Out of courtesy, I shall respond to this post, and any others you might
have made in the interim; after which I shall be taking my leave.
I shall be dropping by again at some future date -- but precisely when
is anybody's guess.
Almost perfect second hand of Peter J. Ross.
😏
All of the group's members got fed up with you and George and left.
They've all relocated to the Official AAPC Group on FB.
Wrong, Michael Monkey. Your online friends left aapc for your facebook
group because they couldn't post to usenet after google stopped
supporting it.
It took a couple of attempts for my NovaBBS account to go through, but
once it did, I have been able to post (as you can see).
So what? We're discussing why your online friends left aapc, not whether
they can return or not.
That's what I've been attempting to explain
No explanation required.
Usenet newsgroups exist for those with an interest in using them.
The others *could* have switched over to a Newsreader, had they chosen
to do so.
I doubt any of them knew how to use a Newsreader at the time, either
(except Cujo de Sockpuppet, of course). No reason they should, of
course.
It's not rocket science, George.
Yet people like Nancy Gene and Jim Senetto never seemed to understand
that there's more than Google Groups happening here.
In fact, it's little different than using Google Groups.
And didn't you claim that Jim was posting here as late as November 2024
(i.e., post-Google Groups)?
I think Google Groups renamed in operation until February 2024.
You're back where you were 15 years ago when I first came here: alone
with George Dance and desperate for company.
No, that's another lie, Lying Michael. There were plenty of people
posting on aapc 15 years ago, and even 10 years ago when you actually
began posting there, including more than one of your online friends.
And I expect there will be again, now that Michael Pendragon and his
gang of troll thugs are gone.
As previously noted: when I first posted here in 2010, I stayed for
several days. At that time, there was only you, your Donkey, and a ton
of spam for Vicodin and Viagra.
No, Laying Michael. I don't have a full list of people posting there in
aapc, but I do remember it included at least two of your online friends
now on your facebook page - your Chimp, and Corey Conman. So give it up.
Yes, J. Corey Connor has posted here for over twenty years, and Jim
Senetto was posting as far back as 2007 or so, under his Blackpool Jimmy
alias.
Of course as their online friend the Lime sock would know that. But as
you say he lies and misrepresents about anything.
As I said, I had only checked out the group for a few days. It is
possible that Corey and Jim were elsewhere at that time.
Both Corry and Senetto came and went frequently, but they were well
known regulars.
I don't recall Jim being around until several years after I'd returned
to the group in 2014 (I'll take your word as to that date).
Blackpool Jimmy was definitely around 2007-2009 and we were friendly
during those years.
Theoretically, there could have been "plenty" of others posting here who
had all decided to take a few days off... however, the overwhelming
number of spam posts is usually indicative of a group that has become
stagnant.
Every public group, on usenet or facebook attracts spam posts; IME,
high-traffic groups attract more of it (because high traffic means more
potential customers). The only way to eliminate it is to control who can
post, which is not possible in an alt. group like aapc.
That has not been my experience, George. The alt.50s group rarely
received that sort of spam because when they did, it was immediately
reported. The 50s group had a much larger membership than AAPC.
Not in the heyday of a.a.p.c.
As far as I remember, no one reported spam here; we "skipped and
ignored" it in those days.
OTOH, various sites that had gone out of use, had become dumping grounds
for spam. IMHO, AAPC was well on its way to becoming one of those
dumping grounds.
Your lie doesn't even make sense; if there wree only two people posting
on aapc, then who was supposedly getting "fed up" with them?
Exactly.
There was Gray Gamble, JRS, Karla Rogers, Tom Bishop, Cook...
Tom died in 2007. (I just looked it up on PPP; a great asset.)
The list of regulars of that era is long.
Are you really that dense, George?
Back to your childish insults already, Pendragon?
Does he ever stop?
When I first came here in 2010, had just driven all of the
others away.
That's absurd, not to mention a blatant lie.
Will did not "drive away" either your Chimp or the Conman, as noted.
Neither did he drive away "PJR" and his assorted trolls, who were still
here until about 2016 or so. As I told you, you were trying to rewrite
history; give is up.
Why does Michael Pendragon lie and misrepresent so much?
As I said a while back, I think it comes from being abused as a child.
Which reminds me; that thread's been sitting without any activity for a while.
I can only assume that they were the "regulars" PJR was
always referring to, but who were long gone when I started posting
regularly in 2015.
Since Piggy Ross was referring to them, he obviously had not been
"driven away" even by 2014 (when you actually began posting), either.
Please stop with the childish name-calling
Look who's talking.
😏
In 2014, Peter Ross only dropped by the group sporadically. When he did
so (and only when he did so), other posters would suddenly materialize
to take part in the conversations he'd initiate (Horatio, Gwyneth, Cujo,
Aratzio, etc.).
The impression I received was that the group had dwindled down to three
regularly posting members: Will, Corey, and you; and that PJR was a
former member who would arrive out of nowhere with an entourage -- and
depart just as suddenly with them in tow.
Yes, and it wouldn't surprise me to see PJR back here at any time.
Nor was his online friend Gary Gamble (who was posting under a different
sock), nor his flunkie Cujo de Sockpuppet, It was a pretty lively list
in those days. There were lots of people on aapc, both in 2010 and in
2014.
AFAIK, Gary Gamble never posted here since I've been around.
Gary Gamble used another name for the last years he posted here.
George Dance might remember the moniker GG used at the end, I don't,
right now.
"Generic". I used to call him "The Generic Troll."
And so it was.
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