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  • Holy Gas from the Lucky Charmin Bog Roll Collection

    From Lucky Charmin@21:1/5 to All on Sun Dec 11 12:31:31 2022
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    Keep it flowing, preachers! Stay regular!

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    A rotund old preacher had started
    To pray for the dearly departed.
    Just as he knelt
    He felt a pain in his belt
    So he parted his cheeks and farted.
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    --
    Lucky Charmin
    Bog Roll Collection
    A ancient collection of intestinal wisdom

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