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  • ferris bueller goes to college 4/22

    From Greg Westin@21:1/5 to All on Wed Jan 4 16:20:31 2023
    <longshot>
    Ferris and Elise are walking to Boulder Theatre. They are on Pearl Street. There is a shot of the courthouse, then of the Pearl Street, then of Boulder theatre.

    <Ticketman>
    So, two to see the Wallflowers?

    <Elise>
    Yes, me and my man want to see Jacob Dylan

    <Ferris>
    You know he sings that song, two headlights, I heard he might change it

    <Elise>
    Ok I got the ticket

    <Extremely hot lady>
    Well would you all like to spend a night with me

    <Ferris>
    Maam, we're going to see the show

    <Elise>
    Do you know her

    <Ferris>
    I saw her once in the engineering center, she was with one of the sophomores.

    <Elise>
    Tell her to go

    <Ferris>
    She always comes by to disrupt my computer science studying

    <Elise>

    Tell her to go

    <Ferris>
    But she's interesting, she has something to say about the church of scientistiology or the international church of christ.

    <Elise>
    Tell her to go

    <Hot girl>
    I'm glad I bugged you but now I see can I have your number

    <Ferris>
    Here's my number, it's (303) 555-1212

    <Hotgirl>
    Thank you

    <Elise>
    What was that about

    <Ferris>
    Looks at camera
    Now that wouldn't normally happen, but I just wanted to be honest, about
    Elise, here, I don't really like her much, this is just a movie. I don't want people stuck in 1989 or 1990 the rest of their lives. I know it's 2022 and
    the people that got Ds in data stuctures need jobs.

    <Elise>
    So it's the wallflowers

    <Ferris>
    Me and Cinderella, we no longer see Ella, we drive home with a fixed headlight

    <Elise>
    That's one headlight in the future

    <Ferris>
    But two headlights

    <Elise>
    This song is popular in the future because Trent Reznor is an idiot, so
    is Ferris, and Jesus died for alot of people in 1995-1997 for people in the international church of christ, and we in Boulder thought that Kurt Cobain
    was an idiot, and maybe Seattle might want to hate on Los Angeles for making a rock star like Vedder so popular that didn't graduate high school.

    <Ferris>
    Even I graduated high school

    <Wallflowers>
    "We can drive home"

    <Elise>
    And we're good too, and we don't have no standards like in the song
    black or Alive by Pearl Jam

    <Ferris>
    I always act this way at Boulder or U Washington Seattle in the future
    when I can't transverse a binary search tree and I still need to work at microsoft or for rosetta but my album name is "Some Code"

    <Elise>
    It's something people who graduated from high school do, it's called, write.

    <Ferris>
    Not work in drug stores and make little 17 year olds named Alice smoke pot.

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